Royally Screwed- yet another SBURB adventure

[curiousTerminal]

>Edmund: It's raining, use your umbrella!



...Is that a strife Specibus error? You can't use your umbrella? Does it think the rain is an invalid enemy you're attacking or something?
You're getting your suit wet!
And your awesome tie!
WHY CAN'T YOU ATTACK THE RAIN?




RAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!

Argh, you have to tell someone about this!

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-- grayClouds [GC] began pestering animeAficionado [AA] --
GC: i can't do it! D:
AA: Why not
GC: because my specibus is buzzing again! >:(
AA: That sucks Any ideas on how to keep dry
GC: no! and it looks like the weather here is gonna be SO BORING D:
GC: NOTHING BUT RAIN
GC: RAIN EVERYWHERE
GC: NO PREDICTIONS CAN HAPPEN
GC: someone will go
GC: "hey edmund, what's the weather gonna be?"
GC: and all i'll be able to do is say "rain"
GC: D:
AA: Awww its okay
AA: Reminds me of Doki Doki Yoryo Adobencha
AA: The weather controller went all wonky and the rain wouldnt stop
GC: the animes again? :\
AA: Yes the animes~
AA: Heehee~
GC: uuughguigghjasdglsb
GC: you and your animes
GC: uuuuuuughgughufhugaghifhgjfjfjfjfhgauiogf
AA: :?
AA: Oh no
AA: Now Im doing it too~
GC: >:D
AA: :(
GC: 0u0
AA: :\
GC: :D
AA: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
GC: haha!
AA: Im gonna keep building
AA: Uh oh
GC: uh oh?
GC: uh oh is not someting i want to hear after you imply my house!
-- animeAficionado [AA] ceased pestering grayClouds [GC] --
GC: get back here!
GC: what is uh oh!
GC: noooooo D:
-- grayClouds [GC] ceased pestering animeAficionado [AA] --

How did you even get yourself into this mess? House in some weird rainy dimension, dad slipping down a hill and not coming back up, and now your friend is messing with your house!

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First update of any adventure I've made without other people, they're usually RP's. Constructive criticism is welcome and encouraged, I want to get better!
I started out after a couple of them are already in SBURB simply because it means if it ever gets too boring back in the lead-ups I can just switch back here for some much-needed relief, I know how boring the medium entry shenanigans are sometimes.
Feel free to make commands for this time period, since I'll store them, even though we're going to a flashback.

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>Edmund: Flashback to obligatory naming scene.

>Narrator: Attempt to dub Edmund "winghair tuftlord"

[killerCephalopod]

Edmund: Examine your surroundings. Also, put that table back in place.

[curiousTerminal]

>Edmund: Flashback to obligatory naming scene.



Whoever doesn't have a name at 16 isn't going to know how to sign the therapy bills!
Hey, someone's pestering you!

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-- abstruceConspiracy [AC] began pestering grayClouds [GC] at 22:10 --
AC: are you sure you wont listen to me
GC: for the last time, yes!!! D:<
AC: you do know that game is going to brainwash everyone right
AC: force them to do things they dont want to do
AC: ive seen moving screencaps
AC: it was definitley a hypnotic trance inducer
GC: uuuuugh!
GC: i SAW what you sent me!
GC: it just looked cool!
AC: are you sure
AC: look again
AC: http://files.myfrogbag.com/40nycx/HYPNO.swf
GC: yes i'm su-
GC: MUST DONATE MONEY TO PETA
AC: edmund
AC: be serious
AC: im trying to warn you
AC: do not play this game
GC: i've been waiting for a LONG time, nothing you say can make me not want to play it!
AC: fine
AC: youve forced my hand
AC: i have here a copy of the game
AC: i know its multiplayer i read that gamebro article
GC: gamebro is so funny! :D
AC: yes yes
AC: hilarious
AC: also a tool of the industry to force you to buy more things via sublimilal messages
AC: but thats beside the point
GC: >.>
AC: edmund im trying to help you
AC: ill connect to you once you get it
AC: do not play it until i tell you to
AC: and dont tell ga
GC: i know i know!
GC: you never want me to tell ga anything
GC: it's kind of weird :|
AC: he is not to be trusted
AC: not to be trusted not to be told
AC: i dont even want him to know about the game but i had to tell him
AC: otherwise i wouldnt know if he was in on it
GC: can i tell aa?
AC: yes of course
AC: save her
AC: in fact you should connect to her after i connect to you
AC: just in case
GC: ok! :D
GC: game plan set!
GC: i'm gonna head down to the post office and see if my mail arrived yet!
GC: bye!! :D
-- grayClouds [GC] ceased pestering abstruceConspiracy [AC] at 22:36 --

Holy crap, you're so excited! If only the post office wasn't 20 minutes away and if only your dad was home and could drive you, but still!

This might take a while, but it will be WORTH IT

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>Edmund: Use umbrella as a witch's broom, or at least sit on it and make rocket noises.

[Oven]

>Edmund: Leave room.

[curiousTerminal]

>Edmund: Use umbrella as a witch's broom, or at least sit on it and make rocket noises.


YES. FUCK YES.


HELL. FUCKING. YES.

>Edmund: Leave room.


You are now in your HALLWAY. In front of you is your DAD'S ROOM, to your left is the BATHROOM. To your right are the stairs, leading to your living room. Your Dad keeps his room locked because of all the weather equipment in there that he thinks you're going to break.
He has this because he is the local weatherman. He used to just go into work and read the cue cards, but ever since you showed the slightest bit of interest in weather at all he's bought about a jillion weather sensing devices.

You use them daily. WEATHER is your Primary INTEREST, and you're PRETTY DAMN GOOD AT IT, if you say so yourself.
And you do.
Because you ARE yourself! And nothing could possibly happen to make you not yourself.

>Edmund: Be the silly anime girl.


Okay!
You're now the silly anime girl!
Gosh, you're just buzzing with excitement!
Ohhh, but you're only buzzing because you're thinking up a new nickname!
Man oh man, what's it gonna be!?

[LordHyper]

>Konata Lelouch

[TheFinalWraith]

Seras Sakaki

[Vero]

>Konata Lelouch

Seconded

[Copygoo]

>Erika Thanata.

[curiousTerminal]

>Enter Nickname


What? You really suck at nicknames, but you never thought you'd think of using your OWN NAME as your online persona! Silly~

>Try again!


Much better!!!



Your name is ERIKA THANATA, but you're gonna start going by KONATA LELOUCH online! You have a CRAPLOAD of interests, so let's start listing them!
Your PRIMARY INTEREST is ANIME
Your SECONDARY INTEREST is ANIME
Your TERTIARY INTEREST is ANIME
Your QUATERNARY INTEREST is ANIME-RELATED VIDEO GAMING
Your QUINARY INTEREST is JAPAN AND JAPANESE CULTURE
Your SENARY INTEREST is... uhhh... after that you SORTA LOSE TRACK because THEY DON'T REALLY DEAL WITH JAPAN TOO MUCH.

You're excited because your friend, crazy as she is, said that she would test this game you've been looking forward to for you! You'd play it anyway, and probably with Eddy, but it's nice having a SECOND OPINION before stuff happens!

What are you gonna do until the mail gets here!?

[Copygoo]

>Get a snack.

[Mibbs]

watch anime

[Godbot]

> In a surprise plot twist, do not end up playing Sburb

[TheFinalWraith]

Rotate camera to reveal what's on the shelf and that... rectangular prism in the corner.

[thunderKnight]

> Hug Pikachu doll

[Niall]

Make your hair as spiky and as big as possible.

[curiousTerminal]

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Real life and extreme laziness happened so I stopped working on this for the longest goddamn time (over a month!!!!) but NOW I AM WORKING ON IT HOORAY

>Konata: In a surprise plot twist, do not end up playing Sburb



Too late! You already installed and connected to Edmund with no hassle whatsoever! Your other friend isn't going to be to happy about that, but you couldn't wait, and neither could he!

>Both: Surely you must be excited!





YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY

[Zivlok]

>Edmund: Throw your glasses in the air in a jubilant gesture!

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>Konata: Bump the computer, accidentally throw Edmund's dresser through the ceiling.

>Edmund: Freeze midair in your excitedness with a "" face.

[TheFinalWraith]

Konata: Begin fiddling around with reckless abandon

[curiousTerminal]

[F] >Konata: begin fiddling around with reckless abandon
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Super ahead of you!

>Edmund: Your dresser is on the roof. React.


Oh. Uh. That's.
Welp.
ERIKAAAAAAAAAA

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GC: hey! D:<
AA: Sorry
AA: These controls are sooooo magirawashī~
GC: uhhh :?
AA: Confusing~
AA: Silly Edmund

[Copygoo]

You forgot to move the dresser out of the room in the panel.

>Erika: QUICK ROOF EVERYTHING

[curiousTerminal]

You forgot to move the dresser out of the room in the panel.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT