>Hide inside a tree. You'll figure out how to do it. Eventually.
Whoops! You live on a mountain!
The audience laughs. That's our Creeper!
You pretend to be the majestic Ghast, a mythical creature in Creeper culture. To cause explosions without dying is the greatest ideal one can strive for.
You have a very vivid imagination because of your low blood.
What luck! A tribe of helpless zombie pigmen have gathered on the Netherrack below. Time to kill them all for no real reason.
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>Eat the troll
Thanks to Squiggles for the avatar.
Go deeper into your imagination and deny reality.
You muster your loudest Ereeps and finest Waahs into your deadliest attack. It has a power level of roughly two thousand.
Raevyn survives because of his deflector shield! It's serious now.
He fires his ULTRABEAM 5000 at you. You only narrowly dodge his deadly attack! One more shot and you're done for.
My word this is heavy.
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
Open your eyes and land already!
> Nerf Raevyn.
> Genre-savvy and overall silly adventure shenanigans: Be leading up to an extremely dark, serious, and unexpected plot twist.
HAHA YEEEES Raevyn Deathslayer
Tesseract you are a good person
>Kill Zombie Pigmen to take advantage of the recently created POINTLESS ARBITRARY EXPERIENCE SYSTEM
Raevyn is nerfed! It will now take ten minutes for him to charge up his ultimate super final limit break smash attack.
You spend all of that time killing zombie pigmen and their families. None of them drop any exp.
Raevyn finishes charging his attack.
Can you do that?
You land anyway.
Suddenly, the Inception-style dream mechanics kick in!
What will you do???
I thought that was his flamethrower.
What happened to his flamethrower Tess.
WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!?
That was the best RP.
I was the Awesomander.
It was me.