Wait, maybe these are anagram sentences! (it sure sounds like a sentence out of an anagram generator...)
This is going to take a while, maybe you should go do something else for a bit.
It is a sunny day. The rectangular sun rises above the horizon, setting all the local undead on fire.
The sun makes you happy and glad unlike all the mean creepers who hate the sun! lt also keeps those nasty skeletons from coming for the precious music disc embedded in your head.
(Due to your low blood, you are the only creeper known to possess the rare and powerful third music disc.)
Blah blah blah meteors lets be a different guy
You are now THE POGEYMAN MASTER. What is your name?
Of course! You are ASH KETCHUM, master pogeyman master. Today you will play a game that will determine the destiny of you and your friend(s). But for now, it is time to do what you always do: Hunt Pogeymans.
You step out of your house.
What luck! A lone Pikachu has wandered into the outskirts of Village Town. You eat well tonight!
Your hunt is interrupted by a sudden meteor. You will need a change in tactics to catch the Pikachu. Something which will be no trouble for a master Pokeyman master such as yourself!
Throw that sign like a boomerang to chop its ears off!
(Warning: This update will probably kill all epileptics in the audience. If you are epileptic, think of it as a challenge.)
You can't eat yourself, stupid!
You don't own a barrel!
It is no use. The pikachu evades your every move!
There is only one thing left to do.
END OF ACT 1
(Music to be added when the fan album comes out)
Last edited by Tesseract; 10-02-2011 at 01:04 PM.
Pikachu is slain.
Ride the tricycle to victory!
Wow, you haven't had Pikachu meat this good in months!
A strange creature watches you from the crater.
Who could it possibly be?????
Someone approaches from the distance.
Oh no. It is Raevyn Deathslayer, the cruelest and deadliest of the trolls of Phan. His blood is said to be blacker than the blackest black, his quadrants filled with only the most canon of canon characters. Simply reading a single word in his typing quirk is enough to drive one mad.
How are you going to get out of this one???
Last edited by Tesseract; 10-02-2011 at 09:36 PM.
> Read all the words in his typing quirk and enter a blissful haze of lobotomized lethargy.
Close your eyes and pretend to be somewhere else.