Swim deeper and find a sunken ship.
Swim deeper and find a sunken ship.
>Terraria Character: Arrive here and be dissapointed that someone already flooded hell.
> Add the Titanic to your inventory.
You try to eat the diving human but it turns out to be.......................
RAEVYN DEATHSLAYER
Okay lets see what these other guys are doing
PONY emerges from the crater!
PONY reveals that she had been stalking you for your entire life because she knew you were the one for her. The two of you instantly fall in love.
You ride your trusty steed to victory!
>Victory: Get punched by Author Self Insert RAEVYN DEATHSLAYER
>Deathslayer: Slay Death.
>Death: Die.
Clickety clickety.
Raevyn is too busy terrorizing innocent sea creatures!
Victory gets punched in the face anyway.
It would help if you actually knew what victory was, rather than just jumping over rainbows for no real reason. You update your quest log.
QUEST LOG:
[ ] Figure out what victory actually is
[ ] Achieve victory
Weren't you going to play SBOOM earlier? Let's get back to that.
Wow, this guy has a really boring house. It is time to mess with it.
Last edited by Tesseract; 10-06-2011 at 12:00 PM.
> Install seven Jacuzzis (hot tubs).
>Place Cow on roof to induce fear of aliens.