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  1. 09-30-2011, 05:47 PM #1
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    Be the Creeper Lowblood



    A young creeper stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the 30th of September, is the day I decided to post this adventure. Though it was just now he was given life, it is only after the suggestion of some assuredly clever joke name that he will be given an actual name!

    What will the name of this young creeper be?
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Blowup McSploshington.
    Steam Account is triguy23. (Currently Away until some 'Conditions' are met. If you don't contact me at the mentioned locations, then see you all later!)
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    A Big Fat Wad Of Dicks

    Abfwod for short
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Dick Magnum
    make fun of my taste in music - make fun of my shitty internet videos - make fun of me for being a loser who plays video games - make fun of me but phrase it in the form of a question
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

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    Let's make a deal
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  6. 09-30-2011, 05:51 PM #6
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    >Hugh G. Wreckshun

    >Ash Howal

    >Prehmaht U.R Asploshan (the U.R stands for Under Rails)

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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Captain Charleston Mcfreelance XIII or Charlie for short
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  8. 09-30-2011, 05:57 PM #8
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Sboom: TURN OUT TO BE ONE GIANT SUICIDE PACT FROM A CULT LEADRE

    >check fridge for milks
    >check cow for milks
    >check payments to time-life magazine
    > check check, 1 2 1 2
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  9. 09-30-2011, 06:00 PM #9
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Stupid mc butface
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Names do not matter to you because none of your people live long enough for it to really matter.
    But you go by 'Dennis' when names are actually necessary.
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ-P0N3 View Post
    Names do not matter to you because none of your people live long enough for it to really matter.
    But you go by 'Dennis' when names are actually necessary.
    daddy... when a voltorb uses self-destruct.... . .. ..... does it die?

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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeeeeeatthins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ-P0N3 View Post
    Names do not matter to you because none of your people live long enough for it to really matter.
    But you go by 'Dennis' when names are actually necessary.
    daddy... when a voltorb uses self-destruct.... . .. ..... does it die?

    >chat with your friend voltingOrbison
    I would theorize that the exploding releases spores that will be drawn to each other and grow back into Creeper form so that he doesn't really die.
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ-P0N3 View Post
    Dennis


    That is the stupidest name you've ever heard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Krakash View Post
    Hugh G. Wreckshun
    There we go.



    You are HUGH G. WRECKSHUN and you are a CREEPER. Flowing through your rectangular veins is the lowest of low blood. So low, in fact, that it is your DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT.

    Having such low blood grants you the largest EXPLOSION RADIUS of any Creeper. Sadly, this places you at the bottom of the MEANINGLESS CASTE SYSTEM, but if you do use it, your large-scale destruction of inanimate cubes will surely grant you the most honorable death possible. It is also very attractive (we'll get to this in the Creeper reproduction explanation later).

    You are looking forward to playing SBOOM, which is a game that supposedly involves going to another dimension. According to legend, at least. Everyone always dies in the dreaded BICKER AT YOUR TEAMMATES stage.



    Someone is bugging you!

    You have no idea what to do in such a situation!
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  14. 09-30-2011, 06:53 PM #14
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    >Answer them, but remember that you explode when in contact with people, and you are technically contacting him...

    >Examine feet.

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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Computer explode.
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    > ignore the computer. flip the table
    make fun of my taste in music - make fun of my shitty internet videos - make fun of me for being a loser who plays video games - make fun of me but phrase it in the form of a question
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    >Use face to type on keyboard
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Look at hot creep on creep action... I mean work on homework.
    In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    run into wall, explode
    Let's make a deal
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Quote Originally Posted by Krakash View Post
    >Answer them, but remember that you explode when in contact with people, and you are technically contacting him...

    >Examine feet.


    What feet? You clearly cannot see your feet because you are behind a chair.

    Anyway you decide to answer your friend.

    Show Wordslog


    Uh oh.

    You better do what he says.

    Quote Originally Posted by He said, fully erect View Post
    > ignore the computer. flip the table


    No, you fool! Fenceposts must always face towards the ground. It is a sacred truth passed on for centuries. To even think otherwise is borderline heretical.
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    AUUUGH MY EYES

    AUUUUGH

    >Do what he says. Whatever it was.
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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    A wheel dashes within a bicycle?

    The brutal lesbian pump the....what?

    >Find something that lets us legibly read the writing.

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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    Ok, I'm translating this and I still don't know what the fuck they're saying

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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

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    Re: BE THE CREEPER LOWBLOOD (It's a sburb session)

    M-my eyes. I applaud you for being able to do such a thing.

    >Use Google Translate to figure out what it means.
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    Save in the name of true love. What "Adolescence" do you have?
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