Monsters and Masters RBY version (a Pokemon Tabletop RPG)

[MasterBlade]

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This is my excuse for not posting over the weekend.

Continue your work, try not to get yourself injured this time.

[Tasr]

Greg sends out Krababy and tells it to run up to the two officers detaining Ili and cut up their uniforms, because he thinks all police should know the miranda rights off by heart, no exception.

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Sorry, I'm just a lazy piece of poop.

[xelada]

What should I do about Gecky?

Oh, and the char sheets have been updated, tell me if I made any mistakes or if you'd like a change in the formatting of your sheet.

[xelada]

One of the police officers takes you to a temporary police base next to th mansion. Inside you are patted down to check for weapons, and your phone, wallet and Pokémon are confiscated, however you are reassured you'll get them back. You are then taken to what you can only guess to be where you'll be interrogated and after waiting your assumption was correct a large man with a large beard and wearing a large coat over his police uniform, in his hands where two coffees and a bottled water; he placed one of the coffees and the bottled water infront of you and begins sipping the other coffee.
So I hear you caused quite a stir at the mansion. Care to tell me what happened? You don't have to if you really don't want to, but it'll look like you are very guilty. Even if it is just confirming what we believe, chances are you'll get a... more preferable sentance. So, what happened?

You fix your mistakes and also flatten and tape the wires that tripped you. There where more wires that needed that treatment so you did that, eventually the place was much safer. For your work you gained 90P!


You send out Krababy and he scuttles along, yeah, the corridor is rather long, this may take a while.
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Krababy: 36/36
Female Police Officer: ??/??
Male Police Officer: ??/??

You stand there, staring at the wall, with a gormless look on your face.
Is he, like, high or something?

[MasterBlade]

Now that the lab is up to OSHA standards, request some work closer to the pokemon to help fill your pokedex.

[Kíeros]

Ili just sits there, looking at him. She makes it clear that she understands, but doesn't say a word. Nor touch the coffee/water.

[xelada]

You aren't mute are you? Or are you just choosing not to talk?

[Gecky]

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Yeaaaaah, I be trippin' balls, yo.

But really, sorry, but I forgot to notify you guys that I was going to be away for a week.
Again, sorry.

Now, I'll give that scarf to Laelio: He'll simply look FABULOUS in it... We'll also give both pokemons a lemonade, they deserved it!

Now, about that swimsuit... I guess we could give it to Ily, but that would probably be weird. Where is she anyways? Hmmm, I wonder if Gang would mind if I let him wear it. Meh, we have work to do! (Didn't I pick up something that was needed at the mansion? I couldn't find it but I'm pretty sure I did.) With a weird wink at Whats-Her-Face that probably looks like someone trying to clear his eye, Roy leaves for the mansion!

[MasterBlade]

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Everyone is going to the mansion but me. I need to find a reason to go there :U

[Tasr]

Greg waits and watches

[Kíeros]

I'm trying to figure out how to say "I'm choosing not to talk" without talking. Maybe an angry glare at him will work.

[xelada]

I guess you could help the people who're practicing prettify there Pokémon. No cameras or phomes allowed in though.
I turns out you aren't a great groomer, not a horriblre one so no damage done but your input seems to have had little effect, except a Meowth that didn't like your brushing. You now have a small cut due to said Meowth, and 1 less HP, and no tips.


Krababy continues undaunted. Not much else to say.
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Krababy: 36/36
Female Police Officer: ??/??
Male Police Officer: ??/??

After affixing the scarf and checking that, yes, you do have the keys; you begin to leave.
Wait! I...I'd l-like to go w-with you f-for a bit... k-kay...

She isn't talking, I can't get her to open up, let's hope she talks in court or... I really don't want to think about what'll happen to her... so young...
you are led outside and escorted somewhere, you aren't sure where, and you have a feeling you never will due to what you see turning a corner.

Oy, freeze porkchops!

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Technical troubles have prevented me from making updates, getting sorted as we speak... I write... post... whatever. The time has allowed me to work on some other stuff so expect some slightly more... custom sprites.

[Kíeros]

So, I am in handcuffs and being walked to somewhere. ¿Qué puedo hacer?

Ili continues with them without resisting.

[MasterBlade]

Note in the pokedex; Meowth claws grow back rather quickly. Also they hurt.

Go back to working engineering. You don even know why the grooming was such a good idea anyways.

[Gecky]

Uh, I'm not really sure what's going on there...

If I'm just going to the mansion, continue walking with our afraid friend!

[xelada]

*gets out Tauros-prod for Tasr* Wait no that isn't fair. *Puts it back down hesisitantly and picks up normal prod*

[Tasr]

Greg has Krababy return because this is taking to long, he goes to fish instead.

[xelada]

You begin fishing out the hole you used, it isn't long before you hook a Magikarp too!
Oh and due to another quantum miscalculation Tesson leveled up.
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Greg: 16/16
Magikarp: ??/??

All goes well until you begin working on a large speaker. Somehow you made it fall, on you; the damage to the speaker was small but it caught you at a funny angle, worsening your gammy ankle and doing 8 damage. The damage to the speaker and the fact some people had to stop what they where doing to help meant you got no money.

Hey, w-wait for m-me!
Eventually the smoke clears revealing three frightening men.

'Kay, you porkchops know wha' I want, so get on yer oinkers 'n' git me back ma girl! Or do me 'n' ma boys need ta make lunch outta ya?
It would appear they are blocking the way.

Expect more updating of the char sheets soon. Also I'm in an informative mood, please, anybody ask me something, I won't hand out major spoilers but you might get a useful tidbit, or something... so go on, you don't need to be in this (you do take precedence though) so everyone is valid.

[MasterBlade]

Ask to see if you can do programming or something that doesn't involve lifting or having stuff fall on top of you.

(Work that INT stat like a bawss)

[Kíeros]

Ili tries to let the police know that she has absolutely no clue who in the world that person is.

[Gecky]

Two step plan.

1. Walk up to the people.
2. Ask What the fuck is going on.

[Tasr]

Greg sends out Krababy and uses VICEGRIP on the magikarp.

[xelada]

You are led to a room with a terminal that controls the lights, sound and other stuff on stage. They'd like you to see what can be done about about the program, if it can be made more streamlined and/or user friendly. There is a huge amount of possible ways to improve it, in fact it isn't long before you get a headache that robs you of 1 HP while trying to figure out how it actually works.


The Magikarp tries in vain to escape, slapping against the wall. All that the flopping around did was exhaust it, making it easier for Krababy to bisect the fish for 26 damage, as in cut it in half, as in kill it. Yes we have our first death, a Magikarp.
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Krababy gained 30 EXP!

Huh, wha' ya want?
You ask him "What the fuck is going on?".
Hahaha! I loike yer gump kid, these porkchops took ma girl an' I want 'er back. Sim'le as dat. List'n y' 'elp me out, 'n a'll make it worth yer while.
Don't do it! If you help us take down this wanted criminal, there will be a reward.
The atmosphere is tense, like at any moment, a weapon will be drawn and a slaughter will begin, and, considering who's here, that might very well happen.

[MasterBlade]

First improvement; add end-of-line notes explaining how the code works. Make it eadier for further development.

Second improvement, less use of goto, more block chunks.

Third improvement... etc.

[Kíeros]

After seeing the futility of the police officers, Ili tries to inform Roy of the same fact.