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    Hotel Insaniator (No more lime jokes, we're on this Douchebag now.)


    IT BEGINS.
    Today is the beginning of something. An adventure? The first of many painful and pointless experiences? There is no way of knowing yet. All you can do now is find out. But first, there are a few steps to go through. Sorry, it's just a formality.

    So tell us, what is your name?

    Last edited by wolftamer9; 04-08-2012 at 10:26 PM.

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    Nathan P. Ruggsford

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    Snappy McGungan
    Hey there.

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    Icthis Toratio Begins.

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    Your name is Snappy Ruggins, but everybody calls you Snap. And since you asked, Snappy comes from the Icelandic name Snappyvärsen, which translates to emerald nerd.

    Your room is kind of boring. It has a bed and a chair, for sitting and sleeping, respectively, and an electric guitar, which you can't play for your life. You bought it online at 3 AM right after watching that trippy anime where the girl bashes people in the head with a guitar. You've been hoping to turn it into some sort of weapon but have no idea how.

    What will you do now?

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    Go see what is to your right

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    Quote Originally Posted by PumpkinAppearifier View Post
    Go see what is to your right


    This side of your room is veeeeery interesting. It has its very own window which is covered right now, and a desk for putting stuff on. Right now your laptop is the only thing on it, although there is a mini-fridge underneath it.


    Oh, it looks like one of your friends is contacting you.

    what do you do?

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    Don't seem so eager. Let him/her wait. Then respond and say you were being pensive again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~ATH View Post
    Don't seem so eager. Let him/her wait. Then respond and say you were being pensive again.
    You know, that's a good point. You don't want any of your friends to think that you're...

    Wait a minute!
    You don't have any friends! You only use Mice Pace to listen to music, the only thing you use your FaithBuck account for is keeping track of your favorite TV shows and stuff, and you don't even have a Chirp account. I mean come on, Who the heck even uses Chirp? This must mean...


    The new comic is out!

    It's time to read some of your favorite comic, Half-Man, Half-Lime! You pull up a bed, pull a bottle of limeaid out of the mini-fridge and log in.



    In case someone hadn't noticed, you're obsessed with limes. It started out when you decided you liked to eat limes for some reason (bragging rights) and when you first heard of Half-Man, Half-Lime, it became a full-blown, psychologically questionable obsession. People just don't seem to understand the hidden amazingness of limes.




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    ...
    >LEMON

    BAWHAHAHAHAHA!
    There be Adventures in Dem dar Spoilers!

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    Go to favorite webcomic forums

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    Quote Originally Posted by TribulatoryTerminator View Post
    Go to favorite webcomic forums

    Everyone can't believe HMHL blew up that spaceship with HWHG (Half-Woman, Half-Grapefruit) still inside! For some reason they forgot that she has access to the escape pod. How ignorant! Oh well, you'll have to set them right.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Fox View Post
    ...
    >LEMON

    BAWHAHAHAHAHA!


    Don't you EVER speak that word in my presence again or I will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep! I don't ever want to think about the lime's larger, cheaper, more popular arch rival.

    ...oops, spoke in first person instead of second there. It just makes me you so angry.

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    Re: Hotel Insaniator

    >Draw Lime Fanart

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    Quote Originally Posted by PumpkinAppearifier View Post
    >Draw Lime Fanart
    Oh hell yes. This will be done.


    THIS IS AN AMAZING


    You hang it up on the wall for all to see.
    It's so awesome. Maybe now people will think you're cool. Nobody will call you "That Crazy Lime Kid" anymore, and everybody will want to be your friend. Yes, now-

    KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
    Somebody's at your door.

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    > Equip guitar when you greet that person so they'll know you mean business
    Hey there.

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    > Open that door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momatoes View Post
    > Equip guitar when you greet that person so they'll know you mean business

    You wonder who it might be. It better not be your sister. You specifically told her to stay out of your room.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gimeurcookie View Post
    > Open that door.

    Better be polite and ask who it is first. Who is it? No answer. Whooo iiiis it? There's no answer. WHO IS IT! They're not saying anything! So finally you open up the door and it's Just as you suspected. No, not really. You open the door for real this time.


    Hello, Sir, I would just like to inform you that we will be beginning soon.

    Who the hell is this guy?


    Wait a minute, this isn't your house! What's going on?

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    Ask the butler where you are. If he doesn't answer, threaten him with your Rickenbasher. Then knock him out, and ABSCOND!

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    > Guy, be named Drah Cuhla.

    > Tell kid about that Lime party show he's doing today.

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    Ask what the fancy dressed guy wants. Then, change sweatshirt into appropriately lime-colored vestiges

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    > Kindly inform him that you charge a pretty hefty talent fee
    Hey there.

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    Re: Hotel Insaniator

    Quote Originally Posted by Gimeurcookie View Post
    > Guy, be named Drah Cuhla.

    > Tell kid about that Lime party show he's doing today.
    Quote Originally Posted by momatoes View Post
    > Kindly inform him that you charge a pretty hefty talent fee
    This is no time for jokes, and you know it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Samefag View Post
    Ask the butler where you are. If he doesn't answer, threaten him with your Rickenbasher. Then knock him out, and ABSCOND!

    All you heard was wave your guitar around like a madman until he starts talking.
    Please, sir, I've got to do this fifty more times this morning, I could do without this tomfoolery.


    Ignoring that, you scramble out of the room, shoving him off to the side.


    Hopy Shit, this place is GIGANTIC! What the hell is going on here?!

    Quote Originally Posted by TribulatoryTerminator View Post
    Ask what the fancy dressed guy wants. Then, change sweatshirt into appropriately lime-colored vestiges
    This is no time for changing clothes, especially in front of this butler guy.
    You ask him why you're here and what it is he wants.

    What I want, sir? I would wish to welcome you to Hotel Gladiator.


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    ask butler what's going on, then equip limes

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    Quote Originally Posted by TribulatoryTerminator View Post
    ask butler what's going on, then equip limes

    H- Hotel what?!
    Hotel Gladiator is where you will be spending your time during the competition.
    Competition?! Could you pleas explain what the fuck is happening?!
    Yes, if you would follow me, sir.


    You follow the strange man in the direction of the nearest elevator. He begins to explain as you go along.
    I'm pleased to inform you that an hour from now we will be beginning the First-Annual Hotel Gladiator Tournament.


    Hotel Gladiator is where all of our guests will be staying, as well as where the tournament will be taking place.


    One-thousand and twenty-four people from around the world between the ages of thirteen and twenty-one have been randomly selected to partake, and have been brought here by our complimentary spacial-distortion technology.
    Are you saying you kidnapped a thousand teenagers and you're going to make us compete in some kind of fight to the death?!
    I am saying no such thing. Please follow me to the battlefield and I'll explain to you how the tournament works.


    The tournament will start with four one-on-one fights, the goal of which is to render one's opponent immobile or unconscious. You may use any weapons you choose as long as you can hold them in your hands. Following the first four fights we will begin the team-rounds, which will be explained shortly before they begin. There will be ten fights total, resulting in exactly one winner.
    What's the prize if you win?
    The prize? Oh, that's simple. The winner of the tournament will be allowed to leave. Everyone else will have to wait a year for the next tournament to start before they can receive another opportunity.

    ...OK, wow, that's a lot to process. You're going to have to beat people in a fight ten times if you want to go home. That's kind of a shocker. Not only that, but the first fight starts in only an hour! You're going to have to mentally prepare yourself if you want to get out, and that's going to take a lot of work. Which reminds you, you think you're forgetting something important.

    Quote Originally Posted by TribulatoryTerminator View Post
    ask butler what's going on, then equip limes
    Quote Originally Posted by TribulatoryTerminator View Post
    then equip limes
    Quote Originally Posted by TribulatoryTerminator View Post
    limes

    You don't have any limes left in your minifridge!!! You proceed to flip the fuck out.
    Not to worry sir, you see we are well stocked to provide for all of your needs.


    Our kitchen will provide you with any type of meal you could wish for. We also provide kosher and hypo-allergenic meals for anybody with such requirements, as well as any medication you might require.
    You order up five limes and pocket them for later use. You're starting to think this won't be so bad, aside from the fact that you'll probably have to fight with people and that your family won't have the slightest clue where you are. Anyway you might as well peel a lime and get ready, because you've got no other choice. You begin to wonder what kinds of douchebags you'll have to live with for a year if you lose.

    Meanwhile, only minutes ago:

    Yeah, yeah, I'm coming already.


    ...The fuck?!


    WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?


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    Re: Hotel Insaniator (No more lime jokes, we're on this Douchebag now.)

    Winter Davis,

    He obviously is a blueberry lover....HMHL arch rival.... LETS SMITE HIM!
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