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[Lieutenant Fish]

Steven: punch that bastard in the face

PRIVATE tERRY YOU WALKING INCOMPETENCE ON THE JOB PSA STOP TORRENTING RECIPTIMAX CLIPS AND CHECK ON HIS RADIANCE.I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND HIM ON SHOPPING DECK 6-R5, MAGGOT!

Dispite being a complete slacker, tERRY is a good soldier and hasn't earned a single Physical Disapproval over the past few hours. You want to just straight deck him anyway, of course, but figure it would be more efficient to have him confirm your suspicion instead.



You are now tERRY.



The ship is pretty big, you have a long way to travel. There are entire continents between you and Space Tesco's, but that's just another day in your life. As a named minor character, your odds of being killed by Fuck You Troll are basically 1. How do you procede?

[autoglassmasterclass]

get killed by fuck you troll

[Loather of Irk]

get killed by fuck you troll

NO

TODAY MAY BE YOUR LAST DAY, ROBOT.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T MAKE IT YOURS.


NOW IS THE TIME

TIME TO MAKE A STAND

TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD

TIME TO SEND A MASSIVE FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE FUCK YOU TROLL

NOW IS YOUR TIME, ROBOT. LETS

MAKE

THIS

HAPEN

[Lieutenant Fish]

get killed by fuck you troll

NO

You were just kidding about being in danger from him. One doesn't rise to the rank of Private Private without gaining the ability to defeat some stupid teenager and his puny laser goggles. Besides, there is basically no way he could even get aboard this ship, let alone past its defenses. You should stop standing around thinking about all the things that can't kill you if you want to complete the mission.



Your journey is interrupted by a Heavy Alert. Not just anyone can cause one of those, they have to be a serious adversary. This can't be good, things won't be safe even for named main characters.



Steven is ready for battle, and your place is by his side. Not too close, of course, but close enough to carry out his orders before he tries to shoot the controls into obedience.



What could possibly be out there?



OH FUCK



ALL BATTLES TO HAND STATIONS!



PREPARE TO FIRE THE EYE BEAMS, MAGGOT!



Fuck You Troll is not impressed.

[Dalmationer]

you call the order to activate the robot bil lazoir. it is one of the most powerful weapons (like a shotgun)

"FIRE AT WILL, MAGGOT"
"BUT NOT AT WILL, AT FUCK YOU TROLL, AS HIS NAME PROBABLY IS NOT WILL, MAGGOT"
"YOU MUST FIND AND DESTROY WILL WHO MAY BE FUCK YOU TROLL, MAGGOT"
"KILLING FUCK YOU TROLL IS OUR PLAN OF ATTACK, MAGGOT"
"AND AS SUCH WE MUST FIRE AT HIM, MAGGOT"
"WHETHER HIS NAME IS WILL OR FUCK YOU TROLL HE WILL PERISH IN THE FIRE OF OUR FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION, MAGGOT"
"FOCUS ALL FIRE ON THAT SUPER STAR DESTROYER MAGGOT."
"YES FUCK YOU TROLL DESTROYS STARS, MAGGOT"
"IT IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT HE DOES, MAGGOT"
"PREPARE TO FIRE, MAGGOT"
"FIRE, MAGGOT"
"BURN MAGGOT"
"CONFLAGRATE HIS INSOLENT ASS, MAGGOT!"







Your lusus comes to see what all the commotion is about.



He, just like you knows that there is only one thing you can do. There is no saving this vessel.
All you can do is run.

put on booties

> take boat

a manly tear is shed for your lost crew.
a vow of vengance is whispered for fuck you troll

You head in the direction of trolternia, where you will prepare to destroy this fool

[autoglassmasterclass]

tERRY: stare forlornly out the window

[Dalmationer]

tERRY: stare forlornly out the window

You do so. That robot was the only home you have ever known. Ever since you were a grube you flew that thing. While you were not the most skilled pilot, you loved the job.
And now... It's gone. The sole object that you cared for. Your home, your dwelling, and your friend. Burning away in an iridescant light from the goggles of someone you've never met. And you can't stop them. All you can do is stare out of this window.
WINDOW
WINDOW
WINDOW
WINDOW

FLASHBACK:



"PRIVATE tERRY! I NEED YOU TO TELL THOSE MEN THERE TO RETREAT"
"sir yes sir!!"
"AND PRIVATE TERRY?"
"yes sir?"
"DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP, OK?"
"Yes sir!"



okay here goes nothing
"EVERYONE! WINDOW!"
"SHIT I MEAN RETREAT REATREAT RETREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"



but it was too late.

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WHAT WILL YOU DO AND WHO WILL YOU BE???????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????

[autoglassmasterclass]

tERRY, as a young child

[Chwoka]

YUYUYOWOQQIUWOUQOUOQMMMNCMMZMAARE

[Dalmationer]

tERRY, as a young child

I am afraid that is not possible, you see he is rather busy at the moment and in order to be fit to purpose he must have minimal contact with corrupting agents such as yourself. While he is a creature of chaos like almost every other being on this world, he and a few others will be important in the coming story, and as such must remain impervious to your influence. I hope you accept my profuse apologies.

You wake up. It seems that you fell asleep in front of the TV in your apricot pile. Speaking of which, your tv shows nothing but static! HOW CAN THIS BE!

you're missing THAT ONE SHOW!

[autoglassmasterclass]

WHO'S THIS FUSSBUDGET

[Loather of Irk]

HES THE BEST TRLOL

[rogue of void]

>someone who is about to be brutally murdered for fucking with you apricots.

[Dalmationer]

Desmond Leroy

[autoglassmasterclass]

YOUR NAME IS DESMOND LEROY THE BEST TRLOL AND STOMPING ON APRICOTS IS KIND OF YOUR THING.

EVERY SINCE YOU WERE A TINY GRUBE YOU ENJOYED STOMPING ON THINGS AND YOU STOMPED ON THINGS. IT WAS YOUR DREAMS TO WORK ON A FARM SO YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE FARM ALSO YOU CAN PLAY THE TUBA WITH YOUR LEFT NOSTRIL

SOMETIMES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN

YOU WORK ON AN EXCELLENT FARM AND YOU ENJOY EVERYTHING AND WHAT YOU DO WHICH IS YOU JUMP ON THE APRICOTS TO MAKE APRICOT ALE. THE GUY WHO RUNS IT IS VERY NICE AND SOMETIMES HE MAKES YOU BUNDT CAKES WHICH IS VERY NICE. SCORE

O;NDIASGY;ODSHLGKHSDN;LAGKHNDSALKG.KJ apricotTreader ASIULFAYSLIFGAKJSFJLASGNSALYGNFHO;IASNYFN;OASNOY;F N;SAF TYPE LIKE THIS,

WHAT WILL YOU DO

[Dalmationer]

>feed hoarder apricots.

[autoglassmasterclass]

[OrangeAipom]

FUCK THIS GIF LAG, ALSO USE SEMICOLONS SOMETIMES;

[Dalmationer]

FUCK THIS GIF LAG, ALSO USE SEMICOLONS SOMETIMES;

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just so you know I'm joking man. don't want you to get the wrong idea :3

you are angered that boners has stopped playing. You wish to find the cause of this dreadful occurance and destroy it at the root so you can watch your awesome show.

but what will you do?

[rogue of void]

>Get murdered by that chick down there for crushing her apricots.

[Dalmationer]

>Get murdered by that chick down there for crushing her apricots.

You would never do that! She is your friend! You two used to be part of a ACE HIGHSCHOOL MYSTERY SOLVING UNIT. you would drive around in a van stolen from hippies and solve mysteries with your talking animal.
Or maybe that was a dream.
either way you are friends and stuff.
Also she has about a million apricots so no matter how many you tread on she will have dozens more.

WHTA DO?

[autoglassmasterclass]

[Loather of Irk]

Desmond Leroy the Best Trlol: WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN

edit: IN HELL

[autoglassmasterclass]

ur dead

[Dalmationer]

Desmond Leroy the Best Trlol: WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN

edit: IN HELL

its' like this