PRIVATE tERRY YOU WALKING INCOMPETENCE ON THE JOB PSA STOP TORRENTING RECIPTIMAX CLIPS AND CHECK ON HIS RADIANCE.I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND HIM ON SHOPPING DECK 6-R5, MAGGOT!
Dispite being a complete slacker, tERRY is a good soldier and hasn't earned a single Physical Disapproval over the past few hours. You want to just straight deck him anyway, of course, but figure it would be more efficient to have him confirm your suspicion instead.
You are now tERRY.
The ship is pretty big, you have a long way to travel. There are entire continents between you and Space Tesco's, but that's just another day in your life. As a named minor character, your odds of being killed by Fuck You Troll are basically 1. How do you procede?