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[Dalmationer]

boners keeps hapening

[autoglassmasterclass]

joe: shut that shit off

[Lieutenant Fish]

I hate everything.

[Lieutenant Fish]

Shut the fuck up, Doc Coulton. Don't make me come in there.

[Chwoka]

THIKJLRNSOJNMZO

[Gimeurcookie]

> Be the Doc.

[autoglassmasterclass]

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CURRENT apocketlintArasin [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board :33 < D --> c11rC4D114n R3T411l F[color= a10000]0[color= a10000]0[/color]d C)(411N 23Rv11tUd-3 R3P[color= a10000]0[/color]Rt,[/COLOR][/font]

CAA: :33 < D --> d0g C4Rc422 In 4i2l-3 T)(I2 M0rNiNg, m0p-3d Tr-34D 0n BuR2T 2t0m4c)(,
CAA: :33 < D --> )(4d T0 Cl-34N It Up,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(i2 GuY wW4Lk-3d 0vv-3r T0 M3 4nD )(3 wW42 LiK3,
CAA: :33 < D --> "i'M 20rRy,"
CAA: :33 < D --> )(-3 P422-3d By B3F0R3 i G0T T0 42K wW)(4t )(3 wW42 20RrY F0R,
CAA: :33 < D --> m4yb-3 0n-3 D4Y )(3 wWiLl D0 M3 4 Gr-34T Di22-3rvViC3,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3R3 wW42 4n 0vv-3r4bUnD4Nc-3 0f 4pRiC0T2 T0D4Y,
CAA: :33 < D --> i )(3Lp-3d -3vv-3n It 0uT,
CAA: :33 < D --> 4PrIc0t2 4r-3 4m0nG My F4vV0RiT3 C0Nf-3cTi0n2,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(323 wWiLl L4Nd T)(-3m23Lvv-32 24F3Ly In T)(-3 4pRiC0T 2t42)(, wwIt)( T)(-3 0t)(3R 4pRiC0T2,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(i2 I2 wW)(-3r-3 i K3-3p My 4pRiC0T2,
CAA: :33 < D --> 42 i )(4vV3 M3NtI0N3D B3F0R3, t)(3Y 4r-3 4rR4Ng-3d By 2iZ3, 42 wW3lL 42 RiP3N322,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3 L4Rg-32T 4nD RiP32t 0f T)(-3 4pRiC0T2 4r-3 Pl4c-3d In 4 LiN3 4nD 20Rt-3d InT0 4lP)(4b-3tIc4l 0rD3R,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(i2 I2 D0N3 In 0rD3R T0 B3Tt-3r K3-3p Tr4cK 0f T)(-3 4pRiC0T2,
CAA: :33 < D --> 4 N34t 4nD TiDy 4pRiC0T 2t42)( I2 N3%t T0 G0DlIn-322, 42 My M0T)(-3r U2-3d T0 24Y,
CAA: :33 < D --> 2)(3 wW42 4lwW4Y2 BriMmInG wWiT)( wWi2D0M2,
CAA: :33 < D --> )(-3n i wW42 Y0UnG 2)(-3 Di-3d 4nD i C4N't R3M3Mb-3r )(0wW 2)(-3 Di-3d N0wW BuT N0wW i )(4vV3 B4R3Ly 4nY M3M0Ri-32 4b0uT )(3R,
CAA: :33 < D --> )(-3r 4cUm-3n )(42 N0N3T)(-3l-322 C4RrI3D M3 T)(R0Ug)( LiF3,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(u2, 4PriC0T 2t42)(,
CAA: :33 < D --> i F0UnD 4 wW3IrD P4P3R ClIp 0n T)(-3 Gr0uNd Ju2t N0wW,
CAA: :33 < D --> i T)(InK It'2 F0R3IgN,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3R3'2 LiK3 4 L4Dy'2 )(34d 0n T)(-3 B4Ck,
CAA: :33 < D --> i wW0Nd-3r wW)(0 It I2,
CAA: :33 < D --> pR0B4BlY 4 PrIm-3 MiNi2t-3r 0r 20M3T)(InG,
CAA: :33 < D --> )(-3r C0UnTrY Pr0b4bLy 2uCk2, iF It2 CiTiZ3N2 L34vv-3 P4P3R ClIp2 -3vv-3rYww)(3R3,
CAA: :33 < D --> lIk-3 C0M3 0n GuY2, ww-3 )(4vV3 -3n0uG)( Pr0bL3M2 wWiT)( Gl0b4l wW4RmInG,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3 L342T Y0U C0UlD D0 I2 R3Fr4iN Fr0m P4P3R ClIp P0lLuT4G3,
CAA: :33 < D --> ww-3 )(4vV3 4 P0LiCy 4b0uT T)(4t,
CAA: :33 < D --> 0P3R4Ti0n 4pRiC0T RuNnInG 2m00T)(Ly,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3 G3NtLy -3bB 0f 2uPpLy )(42 InCr-3423D T)(-3 R8 0f D3M4Nd,
CAA: :33 < D --> cU2T0M3R2 4r-3 Fl0cKiNg In,
CAA: :33 < D --> 3vV3Ry0n-3 wW4Nt2 T0 G3T T)(-3 FiR2T 100k 4t T)(-3 2uRpLu2 4pRiC0T2,
CAA: :33 < D --> "bUt )(3Y," y0u MiG)(T 24Y,
CAA: :33 < D --> "ww)(4T wWiLl Y0U D0 If Y0U RuN 0uT 0f 4pRiC0T2,"
CAA: :33 < D --> ww-3lL 23-3, i )(4vV3 4lR34dY T)(0uG)(T 0f T)(4t,
CAA: :33 < D --> b-3c4u23 i 4m 20 2m4rT,
CAA: :33 < D --> ww-3 wWiLl 2iMpLy PuT In M0R3 4pRiC0T2,
CAA: :33 < D --> g-3nIu2, i Kn0ww,
CAA: :33 < D --> bUt T)(I2 I2 )(0N32tLy T)(-3 KiNd 0f 2tUfF I C0M3 Up wWiT)( LiK3 4lL T)(-3 TiM3,
CAA: :33 < D --> y0u 2)(0uLd )(4vV3 B3-3n T)(-3r-3 F0R T)(-3 PuPu24 0uTbR34k L42t Y34r,
CAA: :33 < D --> m4n T)(4t wW42 20M3 Cr4zY 2)(It,
CAA: :33 < D --> uNcL3 Tj Ju2t PuT Up 4n 4nN0UnC3M3Nt,
CAA: :33 < D --> "4Tt-3nTi0n 4lL 2t0r-3g03R2,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "0Ur P4Tr0l )(3LiC0Pt-3r2 )(4vV3 2p0tT3D 4 2m4lL, qU4iNtLy Dr-3223D B0Y RuNnInG 4r0uNd T)(-3 Pr-3mI2-32 C4U2InG )(4vV0C,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "pL342-3 R3P0Rt 4nY 2iG)(TiNg2 ImM3Di8lY,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "4L20, ww)(0-3vv-3r K3-3p2 PuTtInG P4P3R ClIp2 4lL 0vv-3r T)(-3 F100R, 2T0P It,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "0R i wWiLl 2mIT3 Y0U,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "f0r 23Ri0u2,"
CAA: :33 < D --> 4CtU4lLy i T)(InK Y0U'r-3 2uPp02-3d T0 N0T PuT Qu0t-32 4t T)(-3 -3nD 0f -34C)( LiN3 BuT wW)(8vv-3r,
CAA: :33 < D --> )(-3 DiD T)(4t In T)(-3 M3M0, 20,
CAA: :33 < D --> 4PrIc0t 2uPpLy DwwInDlInG,
CAA: :33 < D --> r-3pL4CiNg ImMiN3Nt,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3R3'2 4n 4nT Cr4wwLiNg 0vv-3r T)(-3 D32k,
CAA: :33 < D --> ww)(3R3 I2 It G0InG, i wW0Nd-3r,
CAA: :33 < D --> t0 N3wW L4Nd2,
CAA: :33 < D --> 0R I2 It R3TuRnInG )(0M3 4fT3R 4 L0Ng J0UrN3Y,
CAA: :33 < D --> 0)(,
CAA: :33 < D --> iT Ju2t Dr0wwN3D In T)(-3 23L3CtIvv-3 23R0T0NiN R3UpT4K3 In)(iBiT0R,
CAA: :33 < D --> i Pr0B4BlY 2)(0uLdN't L34vv-3 T)(4t 2tUfF 0uT,
CAA: :33 < D --> 0)( wW3Ll, pL3NtY 0f 4nT2 In T)(-3 234,
CAA: :33 < D --> 42 My M0T)(-3r U2-3d T0 24Y,
CAA: :33 < D --> t)(3 4pRiC0T2 4r-3 Ju2t 4b0uT G0N3,
CAA: :33 < D --> iT wWilL 200n B3 TiM3 T0 PuT My Pl4n InT0 4cTi0n,
PAST grinAxehammer [PGA] 2:42 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PGA: rockin whats up
PGA: i c yr still keeping up this lame-ass fucking store chrinicle bullshit
PGA: nstead of u no anythng else that u cud b doing right now
PGA: wich i no 4 a fact is alot \m/ ;) \m/
CAA: :33 < D --> 0)(, )(-3y,
PGA: u shud mayb sometime try not being such profound nonsense n shit
PGA: hnestly reeding tht was a cmpleet chore
CAA: :33 < D --> 0H, 11 DiDn'T Kn0w YoU 4cTu4lLy, rEaD T)(Em,
PGA: if i evr figire out y i bother ill let u no
CAA: :33 < D --> wwElL, 11 )(aVe S0Me Fr33 TiM3 N0ww i ThInK, t)(11S 11s Th3 2l0ww )(0Ur,
CAA: :33 < D --> cUsT0MeR2 4rfeferi lines or some shit3 L3Ss R4vveN0Us T)(4n UsU4L,
CAA: :33 < D --> ww)(4T Is It Th4t Y0U ww4Nt, 4T Th1s T1M3,
PGA: babe if u havent figired tht out by now ill hav lost all hope 4 u
CAA: :33 < D --> 4)(, r11g)(t,

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You both then proceed to have one of the worst lesbian cybersex-offs in the history of paradox space.

[Lieutenant Fish]

That, autoglassmasterclass, I will not allow. I have taken the liberty of rendering that memo in a less extravagant manner, which will hopefully serve as a lesson in taste.

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CURRENT apocketlintArasin [CAA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board :33 < D --> c11rC4D114n R3T411l F00d C)(411N 23Rv11tUd-3 R3P0Rt,

CAA: :33 < D --> dOg CaRcAsS In AiSlE ThIs MorNiNg, mOpEd TrEaD On BuRsT StOmAcH,
CAA: :33 < D --> hAd To ClEaN It Up,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHiS GuY WaLkEd OvEr To Me AnD He WaS LiKe,
CAA: :33 < D --> "i'M SorRy,"
CAA: :33 < D --> hE PaSsEd By BeFoRe i GoT To AsK WhAt He WaS SoRrY FoR,
CAA: :33 < D --> mAybE OnE DaY He WiLl Do Me A GrEaT DiSsErViCe,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHeRe WaS An OvErAbUnDaNcE Of ApRiCoTs ToDaY,
CAA: :33 < D --> i HeLpEd EvEn It OuT,
CAA: :33 < D --> aPrIcOtS ArE AmOnG My FaVoRiTe CoNfEcTiOnS,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHeSe WiLl LaNd ThEmSeLvEs SaFeLy In ThE ApRiCoT StAsH, wItH ThE OtHeR ApRiCoTs,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHiS Is WhErE i KeEp My ApRiCoTs,
CAA: :33 < D --> aS i HaVe MeNtIoNeD BeFoRe, tHeY ArE ArRaNgEd By SiZe, aS WelL As RiPeNesS,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHe LaRgEsT AnD RiPeSt Of ThE ApRiCoTs ArE PlAcEd In A LiNe AnD SoRtEd InTo AlPhAbEtIcAl OrDeR,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHiS Is DoNe In OrDeR To BeTtEr KeEp TrAcK Of ThE ApRiCoTs,
CAA: :33 < D --> a NeAt AnD TiDy ApRiCoT StAsH Is NeXt To GoDlInEsS, aS My MoThEr UsEd To SaY,
CAA: :33 < D --> sHe WaS AlWaYs BriMmInG WiTh WisDoMs,
CAA: :33 < D --> hEn i WaS YoUnG ShE DiEd AnD i CaN't ReMeMbEr HoW ShE DiEd NoW BuT NoW i HaVe BaReLy AnY MeMoRiEs AbOuT HeR,
CAA: :33 < D --> hEr AcUmEn HaS NoNeThElEsS CaRrIeD Me ThRoUgH LiFe,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHuS, aPriCoT StAsH,
CAA: :33 < D --> i FoUnD A WeIrD PaPeR ClIp On ThE GrOuNd JuSt NoW,
CAA: :33 < D --> i ThInK It'S FoReIgN,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHeRe'S LiKe A LaDy'S HeAd On ThE BaCk,
CAA: :33 < D --> i WoNdEr WhO It Is,
CAA: :33 < D --> pRoBaBlY A PrImE MiNiStEr Or SoMeThInG,
CAA: :33 < D --> hEr CoUnTrY PrObAbLy SuCkS, iF ItS CiTiZeNs LeAvE PaPeR ClIpS EvErYwHeRe,
CAA: :33 < D --> lIkE CoMe On GuYs, wE HaVe EnOuGh PrObLeMs WiTh GlObAl WaRmInG,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHe LeAsT YoU CoUlD Do Is ReFrAiN FrOm PaPeR ClIp PolLuTaGe,
CAA: :33 < D --> wE HaVe A PoLiCy AbOuT ThAt,
CAA: :33 < D --> oPeRaTiOn ApRiCoT RuNnInG SmOoThLy,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHe GeNtLy EbB Of SuPpLy HaS InCrEaSeD ThE RaTe Of DeMaNd,
CAA: :33 < D --> cUsToMeRs ArE FlOcKiNg In,
CAA: :33 < D --> eVeRyOnE WaNtS To GeT ThE FiRsT LoOk At ThE SuRpLuS ApRiCoTs,
CAA: :33 < D --> "bUt HeY," yOu MiGhT SaY,
CAA: :33 < D --> "wHaT WiLl YoU Do If YoU RuN OuT Of ApRiCoTs,"
CAA: :33 < D --> wElL SeE, i HaVe AlReAdY ThOuGhT Of ThAt,
CAA: :33 < D --> bEcAuSe i Am So SmArT,
CAA: :33 < D --> wE WiLl SiMpLy PuT In MoRe ApRiCoTs,
CAA: :33 < D --> gEnIuS, i KnOw,
CAA: :33 < D --> bUt ThIs Is HoNeStLy ThE KiNd Of StUfF I CoMe Up WiTh LiKe AlL ThE TiMe,
CAA: :33 < D --> yOu ShOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE FoR ThE PuPuSa OuTbReAk LaSt YeAr,
CAA: :33 < D --> mAn ThAt WaS SoMe CrAzY ShIt,
CAA: :33 < D --> uNcLe Tj JuSt PuT Up An AnNoUnCeMeNt,
CAA: :33 < D --> "aTtEnTiOn AlL StOrEgOeRs,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "oUr PaTrOl HeLiCoPtErS HaVe SpOtTeD A SmAlL, qUaiNtLy DrEsSeD BoY RuNnInG ArOuNd ThE PrEmIsEs CaUsInG HaVoC,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "pLeAsE RePoRt AnY SiGhTiNgS ImMeDiAtElY,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "aLsO, wHoEvEr KeEpS PuTtInG PaPeR ClIpS AlL OvEr ThE FlOoR, sToP It,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "oR i WiLl SmITe YoU,"
CAA: :33 < D --> "fOr SeRiOuS,"
CAA: :33 < D --> aCtUalLy i ThInK YoU'rE SuPpOsEd To NoT PuT QuOtEs At ThE EnD Of EaCh LiNe BuT WhAtEvEr,
CAA: :33 < D --> hE DiD ThAt In ThE MeMo, sO,
CAA: :33 < D --> aPrIcOt SuPpLy DwInDlInG,
CAA: :33 < D --> rEpLaCiNg ImMiNeNt,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHeRe'S An AnT CrAwLiNg OvEr ThE DeSk,
CAA: :33 < D --> wHeRe Is It GoInG, i WoNdEr,
CAA: :33 < D --> tO NeW LaNdS,
CAA: :33 < D --> oR Is It ReTuRnInG HoMe AfTeR A LoNg JoUrNeY,
CAA: :33 < D --> oH,
CAA: :33 < D --> iT JuSt DrOwNeD In ThE SeLeCtIvE SeRoToNiN ReUpTaKe InHiBiToR,
CAA: :33 < D --> i ProBaBlY ShOuLdN't LeAvE ThAt StUfF OuT,
CAA: :33 < D --> oH WeLl, pLeNtY Of AnTs In ThE SeA,
CAA: :33 < D --> aS My MoThEr UsEd To SaY,
CAA: :33 < D --> tHe ApRiCoTs ArE JuSt AbOuT GoNe,
CAA: :33 < D --> iT WilL SoOn Be TiMe To PuT My PlAn InTo AcTiOn,
PAST grinAxehammer [PGA] 2:42 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PGA: rockin whats up
PGA: i c yr still keeping up this lame-ass fucking store chrinicle bullshit
PGA: nstead of u no anythng else that u cud b doing right now
PGA: wich i no 4 a fact is alot \m/ ;) \m/
CAA: :33 < D --> oH, hEy,
PGA: u shud mayb sometime try not being such profound nonsense n shit
PGA: hnestly reeding tht was a cmpleet chore
CAA: :33 < D --> oH, i DiDn'T KnOw YoU AcTuAlLy, rEaD ThEm,
PGA: if i evr figire out y i bother ill let u no
CAA: :33 < D --> wElL, i HaVe SoMe FrEe TiMe NoW i ThInK, tHiS Is ThE SlOw HoUr,
CAA: :33 < D --> cUsToMeRs ArE LeSs RaVeNoUs ThAn UsUaL,
CAA: :33 < D --> wHaT Is It YoU WaNt, aT ThIs TiMe,
PGA: babe if u havent figired tht out by now ill hav lost all hope 4 u
CAA: :33 < D --> aH, rIgHt,

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You both then proceed to have one of the worst lesbian cybersex-offs in the history of paradox space.

This was a triumph.

[autoglassmasterclass]

> go downstairs

[Lieutenant Fish]

Fuck You Troll: do what you do best.

What the fuck is that NERD up to now?



hey bitches check this out they call me Mr. Your Show's Canceled back in Jersey



Darren is fucking pissed! Boners is his favorite show! He yells at Fuck You Troll to turn it back on.






Darren has been slain.

[Chwoka]

oodles and oodles of apricots, i get it from my sister, i get it from my bro

[autoglassmasterclass]

Everything is looking good. Your plans are running smoothly.

There's only one thing left to do.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Take a nap in the apricot pile.

[autoglassmasterclass]

>Take a nap in the apricot pile.

Fuck that, Boners is on.

[Thedude3445]

>introduce the next character, who is totally not vriska!

[Lieutenant Fish]

======>

DOES MY TORMENT SERVE AS SOME TWISTED FORM OF RECREATION TO YOU? DO YOU DERIVE PLEASURE FROM REPEATEDLY FOILING ANY AND ALL ATTEMPTS I MAKE TO BRING EVEN THE MOST NEGLIGIBLE DEGREE OF SANITY OR RELEVANCE TO THIS WORLD? HOW CAN YOU HAVE ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN? STEERING CHARACTERS AS UNCOMPLICATED AS THESE AWAY FROM THE EVIDENTLY SIRENESQUE CALL OF BONERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SIMPLE MATTER, BUT IN YOUR CASE IT WOULD APPEAR TO BE COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT LITTLE INFLUENCE I HAVE IS NO MATCH FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE, AND ANY ADVICE I OFFER IS IGNORED. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? HOW CAN I BE IN THIS POSITION?!?
WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?!?!?

[Lieutenant Fish]

You're on thin ice, buddy. Don't think I won't show up and kick your ass myself just because Andrew already did something like that. You're the First Guardian, not the author, or the audience. Consider this your final warning.

[Thedude3445]

>What you did wrong is that you didn't flash forward to another session. One comprised.... of Data.

[Loather of Irk]

Readers: Switch channel, watch Boners.

[Chwoka]

Readers: Switch channel, watch Boners.

MONTH-LONG BONERS INTERMISSION

[Loather of Irk]

Readers: Switch channel, watch Boners.

MONTH-LONG BONERS INTERMISSION

Call it

Bonerbent

[Lieutenant Fish]

Readers: Switch channel, watch Boners.

We'll have none of that. Amusingly enough, joke suggestions seem less likely to be given priority.

[Loather of Irk]

Readers: Oh yeah?

[Lieutenant Fish]

Yeah.

[Loather of Irk]

Fuck.

In that case, let's switch to someone physically unable to watch television!