>Doc Coulton: OH GOG SAVE US FROM THIS MADNESS! JUST SUMMON LORD ENGLISH OR WHATEVER AND PUT THIS WORLD OUT IF IT'S MISERY!
BAXX is still adventuring in the MYAN RUINS below BONECO. For a company which thrives on bone-themed things, they sure do have a lot of bones.
If I could, I would. Trust me. Sadly, my Master would never appear in a universe so disgusting and superfluous as this. Why, if he even tried to devour it, he would probably get sick from food poisoning.
>Why don't you intervene in this universe directly as a last-ditch effort to restore sanity, then?
Space-time is like a questionable sausage: nobody knows who or what made it, or where it came from, or what it's made of, and if you eat it all you'll probably die. Moral: don't eat space-time.
> Anger: Blood travel.
Baxx: eat dog treats
Oh yeah I totally could! In fact I think I will!
Problem is, I don't actually have the speech and can't remember most of it. Regardless, I shall begin doing so soon.
Also you should probably send me a copy. I think I may need to tweak it due to plot changes. (namely, but not limited to, the mortality- or lack thereof- of the villain.
Alright, yeah I'll see if I have a copy of it lying around. If you have a chance, though, go back to our typwith.me (or whichever site we use) and look at the timeline, because you might have dropped it in there at one point.
What do you think about the whole cadeuceus 13 zodiac secret troll thing? Should we make one for Trol Seasson?
This question does not surprise me. To be totally honest, I was expecting you to ask it far before now. If you had, I would have given you the same answer that I will give you now.
There are rules to my existance, you know. Rules I am incapable of breaking. Not because I cannot, but because I will not. It would endanger the telling of the story and might change the ending which I have worked so hard to engineer. Now is not the time for me to explain the place of this universe in The Plan. That time will come upon the new dawn, the new day. I can't spoil it for you.
Suffice to say, when it comes you will most certainly not be feeling good.
Now, let's see what Baxx is doing, shall we?
Baxx: stop eating dog treats
Baxx: find another puzzle
Hug the crystal dog instead
Last edited by Loather of Irk; 11-15-2011 at 05:15 PM.
Bear: have ptsd from horrible tour of action seen in Ibearistan