Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[Edrobot]

>Doc Coulton: OH GOG SAVE US FROM THIS MADNESS! JUST SUMMON LORD ENGLISH OR WHATEVER AND PUT THIS WORLD OUT IF IT'S MISERY!

[Dalmationer]

I miss Baxx.

BAXX is still adventuring in the MYAN RUINS below BONECO. For a company which thrives on bone-themed things, they sure do have a lot of bones.

>Doc Coulton: OH GOG SAVE US FROM THIS MADNESS! JUST SUMMON LORD ENGLISH OR WHATEVER AND PUT THIS WORLD OUT IF IT'S MISERY!

If I could, I would. Trust me. Sadly, my Master would never appear in a universe so disgusting and superfluous as this. Why, if he even tried to devour it, he would probably get sick from food poisoning.

[Kaynato]

> Kill doc coulton anyways, get his master to get food poisoning.

[dragonHacker]

>Why don't you intervene in this universe directly as a last-ditch effort to restore sanity, then?

[OrangeAipom]

> Anger: Blood travel.

[Mibbs]

Baxx: eat dog treats

[Edrobot]

>Why don't you intervene in this universe directly as a last-ditch effort to restore sanity, then?

> He has a point. I mean, if you master doesn't care about this world, you can do whatever you want with it, right?

> At the very least, tell us how this mad, mad world came to be.

[Lieutenant Fish]

> At the very least, tell us how this mad, mad world came to be.

Hey Dalm, you could use this one as foreshadowing or a buildup to that cool speech you wrote way back.

[Dalmationer]

Oh yeah I totally could! In fact I think I will!

Problem is, I don't actually have the speech and can't remember most of it. Regardless, I shall begin doing so soon.

Also you should probably send me a copy. I think I may need to tweak it due to plot changes. (namely, but not limited to, the mortality- or lack thereof- of the villain.

[Lieutenant Fish]

Alright, yeah I'll see if I have a copy of it lying around. If you have a chance, though, go back to our typwith.me (or whichever site we use) and look at the timeline, because you might have dropped it in there at one point.

[Dalmationer]

found it!

will update after school :3

[Lieutenant Fish]

Awesome!

What do you think about the whole cadeuceus 13 zodiac secret troll thing? Should we make one for Trol Seasson?

[Dalmationer]

He is already here.

[Dalmationer]

>Why don't you intervene in this universe directly as a last-ditch effort to restore sanity, then?

> He has a point. I mean, if you master doesn't care about this world, you can do whatever you want with it, right?

> At the very least, tell us how this mad, mad world came to be.

This question does not surprise me. To be totally honest, I was expecting you to ask it far before now. If you had, I would have given you the same answer that I will give you now.



"Later."

There are rules to my existance, you know. Rules I am incapable of breaking. Not because I cannot, but because I will not. It would endanger the telling of the story and might change the ending which I have worked so hard to engineer. Now is not the time for me to explain the place of this universe in The Plan. That time will come upon the new dawn, the new day. I can't spoil it for you.

Suffice to say, when it comes you will most certainly not be feeling good.

Now, let's see what Baxx is doing, shall we?

Baxx: eat dog treats

[piester]

> Treats: be centuries old and crawling with hallucinogenic fungi.
> Baxx: Go on a WIIIIIIIIILD trip that somehow out stupids all of the updates in this adventure combined.

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Shit guys can we pull that last command off?

More importantly, can we do it and remain sane?

[Mibbs]

Baxx: stop eating dog treats

[Dalmationer]

Baxx: stop eating dog treats

no.

[Dalmationer]

> Treats: be centuries old and crawling with hallucinogenic fungi.
> Baxx: Go on a WIIIIIIIIILD trip that somehow out stupids all of the updates in this adventure combined.

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Shit guys can we pull that last command off?

More importantly, can we do it and remain sane?

you are baxx.

BUT WHAT DO?

[Mibbs]

Baxx: find another puzzle

[Dalmationer]

Baxx: find another puzzle

solve IT

[Loather of Irk]

Hug the crystal dog instead

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i did solve it

the blue line is the path you take to complete the maze



its very difficult

[Dalmationer]

Loather wins. He gets a prize.



the prize is a bear.

[Mibbs]

Bear: have ptsd from horrible tour of action seen in Ibearistan

[Dalmationer]

Hug the crystal dog instead

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i did solve it

the blue line is the path you take to complete the maze



its very difficult

HUGH

[Dalmationer]

Bear: have ptsd from horrible tour of action seen in Ibearistan

the bear is the one with the white.