Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[Edrobot]

>TROLS FROM SEVERAL HUNDRED PAGES LATER: Continue performing HENRY V.

[Mibbs]

Well I guess the only command that works atm is
everyone: continue performing a midseassons trols dreams

[Lieutenant Fish]

Well I guess the only command that works atm is
stop performing a midseassons trols drem

Good idea. Let's see what's happening in ye Brake Roome

[Mibbs]

answer none of the phones, get snacks

[Dalmationer]

>Answer all the phones.

>All but ONE

(dont answer the green one.)

[Lieutenant Fish]

answer none of the phones, get snacks

Nice try.



OH NO IT'S THE COMMISH'!

Commissioner Gorillion:

DAMN IT BERNIE YOUVE HAVE FAILED THE MSSION WEVE HAVE ASSIGNED TO YOUR.

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTING WE WILL WELL HAVE TO HAVE DISCIPLINED YOU.

YOU YOUVE HAVE BEEN ASSIGN TO NEW EXCITING CASE.

HOPE YOURE ENJOY THIS NEW.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[Tesseract]

Throw your hat down in disgust

[Dalmationer]

>OH NOOOOOO
>Be a hard boiled whatever-you-are and go help whoever-it-is

[Mibbs]

kick Gorillasioner gordon in the nuts

[Edrobot]

>Wait wait, back up. What happened between now and when you tried to watch BONERS?

[Dalmationer]

>Wait wait, back up. What happened between now and when you tried to watch BONERS?

what are you talkimg about?

[Mibbs]

check new case files on your dashing hat computer

[OrangeAipom]

> pst, lysander's player, it's your time to say something ig uess

[Edrobot]

>COLTON: Since you're the only sane guy around here, would YOU care to explain what happened when Purple Hat Guy tried to watch BONERS?

>PURPLE HAT GUY: Summon GILGAMESH, THE IRON ROBO OF JUSTICE!

[Dalmationer]

check new case files on your dashing hat computer

Good idea! you HATCTIVATE you HAT.



it seems you were having a conversation earlier.

>COLTON: Since you're the only sane guy around here, would YOU care to explain what happened when Purple Hat Guy tried to watch BONERS?

>PURPLE HAT GUY: Summon GILGAMESH, THE IRON ROBO OF JUSTICE!

who is gilgmash?

also





While I appreciate the compliment, I will leave this to you to find out. For the sake of suspense, you understand. Suffice to say, he did precisely what the show was intended to cause him to do. I shall congradulate Fried Eggs on his work.

[Edrobot]

>Oh, I see. So it's BONERS that's driving everyone crazy. WE MUST STOP IT!

[Mibbs]

Boners is television at its finest I have no idea what youre talking about
Purple hat loser: get distracted by comissioner kongs HOT ASS

[Loather of Irk]

someone cool and appropriately mulleted: burst into the boners filming headquarters in a dealdy reenactment of the last part of they live

[Dalmationer]

>Oh, I see. So it's BONERS that's driving everyone crazy. WE MUST STOP IT!

BAXX CANT HEAR YOU HE IS TOO BUSY WATCHING BONERS INSIDE HIS ACID TRIP.



you are now CT and you are in lov.

[Loather of Irk]

perfect! youre mulleted enough, now put on the sunglasses

[Edrobot]

>CT: Listen to me! You are this world's only hope! If you want you and your true love the live through the day, then you must blow up the TV station where they make BONERS right now!

[Dalmationer]

>CT: Listen to me! You are this world's only hope! If you want you and your true love the live through the day, then you must blow up the TV station where they make BONERS right now!

don't be dumb boners is awesome.

perfect! youre mulleted enough, now put on the sunglasses

you don't neeed to! YOUR military-grade prescription knitting/reading glasses BLACK OUT whenever danger (or romance) is present, adding +999 to your manliness. Surely such a resplendant and beartiful woamn would be impressed by your amazing manliness.



HELLO MAGGO- I MEAN PERSON OF IMMENSE BEAUTY.
DO YOU REALISE THAT YOU ARE INCREDIBLY PHYSICALLY ATTACTIVE?
ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE INCREDIBLY APPEALING TO MY EYES?
DOES IT SURPRISE YOU THAT MY GAZE IS RAPT WITH WONDER AS I BEHOLD YOUR WONDEROUS, WOMANLY FORM?
IT SHOULD NOT FOR YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TOLD MANY TIMES BEFORE.
THIS IS BEACAUSE YOU ARE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS? HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD IT MANY TIMES BEFORE? I BET YOU HAVE. THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOUR BEAUTY.

SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU I KNEW YOU WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
SOMETHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY WHICH IS NOT OF THE USUAL.
YOU LACK MUNDANITY TO AN AMAZINGLY APPEALING EXTENT. THIS IS DUE TO YOUR UNIQUENESS AND BEAUTY. DID I MENTION YOUR BEAUTY? DO YOU REALISE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
THE ANSWER IS NO.
NO ONE CAN REALISE TRULY HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOUR BEAUTY TRANSCENDS RATIONAL THOUGHT.
YOUR BEAUTY IS TOO MUCH FOR SOMEONE TO COMPREHEND.
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY PRETTY.

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS..
..
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, I THINK YOU ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AMAZINGLY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
IF YOU PARDON MY LANGUAGE.
YOU ARE LIKE.
THE ANGLE OF BEAUTY.
THAT IS JUST HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
I WAS WONDERING...

WOULD YOU GO AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?
IS IMBIBING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IN A ROMANTIC MANNER A THING YOU WOULD DO?
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE AS INCREDIBLY WONDERFUL AS YOURSELF TO DRINK ETHANOL BASED JUICES WITH ME?

PLEASE?

DID I MENTION YOUR IMMENSE BEAUTY?

SO WHAT ABOUT IT.

DO YOU WANT TO DRINK AT A PUB WITH ME IN WHAT MAY/MAY NOT BE A DATE?



n8pe.



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[Mibbs]

driska: kick this guy in all four of his shins and then leave

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Find out why.

[Loather of Irk]

>Find out why.

Because driska is pregnant with another trols baby, and the other trol is

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