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[Lieutenant Fish]

You examine the device with all the care one would expect from men of your scientific calibre. That is to say, fuck all. Astoundingly enough, this method returns no useful results. Good luck getting that research grant now, Desmond, you SLIME.



You're not time travelers!



I'm gonna punch you in the balls!



tERRY is too short to reach your balls. Being tall OWNS.

[OrangeAipom]

> tERRY: Get under Desmond's legs and jump.

[Dalmationer]

> tERRY: Get under Desmond's legs and jump.

he is too tall!



YOU are sick of this! You are tERRY the OMNITEMPORAL ONE. The Thief of time. The one who stole the Leg of Time. Your power allows you to not just travel through time but between timelines, effectively allowing you to enter any alternate dimension you wish.
Unfortunately, this power comes at a price. As it is no longer attached to the BODY OF THE UNIVERSE, the LEG OF TIME requires TEMPORAL PHLEMBOTINIUM to work. you thought these people were TIME TRAVELLERS who you could easily drain of phlembotinium in order to facilitate your return to your own timeline. These are not time travellers. They are worse.

Your home timeline was a broken one. Everything was right for your MASTER to take over the world... but then THEY came. Time travelling superherpes, who came from the vibrant red future you had helped to create. two of the great dissenters, a group who would try to END the plans of your master. They succeeded in part, destroying his most powerful WEAPON. They destroyed your future and made it rubbish.

That's when you had the idea. You travelled back in time to the future so that you arrived before they arrived. Your plan; to stop them going back in time, thus stopping them from changing the past. You would preserve the future.

You think these fools may be the same superherpes thta you swore to fight. You will destroy them!



Desmond steals the leg of time.





OH NO! HE LANDS ON THE LEG'S KNOB!



TIME TRAVEL??!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?

[autoglassmasterclass]

yes

[OrangeAipom]

NOP E NO NO NO

tERRY stole TC's hat this is bad

[Dalmationer]

no.

tERRY is the jester who hops on the leg of time; the scourge of the wizard nation. His magical chanting is no crime as he was suckled by a blind alsation.

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

>tERRY: Suddenly hit your growth spurt.

[Mibbs]

time travel right back to when you the IMPOSSIBLE WANDERRRER turned off BOners
turn boners back on

[Lieutenant Fish]

> Become a mighty wizard, with powers beyond belief.

[Loather of Irk]

time travel right back to when you the IMPOSSIBLE WANDERRRER turned off BOners
turn boners back on

turn it on twice

[piester]

> Become a mighty wizard, with powers beyond belief.

> Join the ranks of the gogs.

[Dalmationer]

> Become a mighty wizard, with powers beyond belief.

> Join the ranks of the gogs.

For what feels like forever you float in the stream of time. It is terrifying and noisy, and time has no meaning because you are inside it. You age millions of years, then are reduced to a foetus in an instant, before reaching equilibrium and staying your real age. It is enough to drive anyone insane. In fact, it is enough to drive anyone insane.

Desmond goes mad for a while, but gets bored of it.
IMPOSSIBLE WANDERER does not go insane. rather, he goes sane.



He becomes the IMPOSSIBLE WIZARD. HIS POWERS ARE MAGIC!!!!
he becomes rank and stinks of gogs.



A douchebag appears.
what do?????

[Mibbs]

accost the douchebag.

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

[Lieutenant Fish]

> Making it happen with the crazy magic skills.

[Oven]

>throw the leg at him

[Dalmationer]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

accost the douchebag.

You use your DEADLY NODDING PROWESS to ACCOST the douchebag!! HE TAKES DAMAGE!?!?!INTERROBANG!!!



recognising that he has no chance, he surrenders against your superior magical might.



He introduces himself as DOUGLAS ADAMS, the long lost uncle of the ADAMS FAMILY.
He says that he was trapped here when he went looking for a food for his family because they were hungry. it was very dangerous.
Desmond is a fan of some book douglas adams wrote, so he is exited.



You dislike him because he wrote about time travelling superherpes at one point and some people think that his were cooler.

You HITCHHIKE WITH HIM ACROSS THE GALAXY (which is time)

> Making it happen with the crazy magic skills.

MEANWHILE IN THE PAST



you use your magic to escape time, leaving douglas stuck in time. He can't get out now because he is stuck in time.

also you give some goats a heart attack.

what do??

[Mibbs]

Ride the goats
Be the goat riders

[OrangeAipom]

> Be taller than the goats.

[Dalmationer]

> Be taller than the goats.

Ride the goats
Be the goat riders

SAGFEGWAFGWAFGWGAFUWUGAFG THIS IS AWESOME


IW is so tall that he crushes the goat.... but suddenly....

you get an ominous feeling like someone is watching you. it is because someone is watching you.



You realise ronald macdonald has been watching you from the start.

[Mibbs]

challenge him to a game of chess
if impossibleWanderer/Desmond win, they get control of Mcdonalds(tm0
if ronald mcdonold wins, he gets the LEG OF TIMe

[Dalmationer]

challenge him to a game of chess
if impossibleWanderer/Desmond win, they get control of Mcdonalds(tm0
if ronald mcdonold wins, he gets the LEG OF TIMe

HI! I challenge YOU to a game of chess
if impossibleWanderer/Desmond THEY ARE US win, they get control of Mcdonalds(tm0
if ronald mcdonold wins, he gets the LEG OF TIMe









his stomachevision activates. You hear a very familiar theme tune.

[Dalmationer]

And I thought we were past this point by now. Ha!

[Lieutenant Fish]

[Mibbs]

I think i hold the record for most rejected commands, which I hold as a point of honor
>check quarterly earnings again