Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[rje]

Driska: Put your hair back on, it's cold and you look terrible
Call your ex with your psychic mind powers

[Lieutenant Fish]

> Vashta: Free Driska from the FAKE ROOM

Vashta cannot help because she is about to RÖCK THE FVCK ÖVT!!!!!!!
(Also she has no idea who Driska is).

>Rock



"We are Killcrusher 8000, and we are about to literally murder all of you with our music!"



Goatkim knocks them all dead after only three words. Mission complete!

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+550 XP
+16 Rock
+2.5 Terrastuck Jokes

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Fuckery: continue.



Small Ed has had the shit slain out of him.



There's just no reasoning with this guy. He's a complete menace. What an asshole.

[Dalmationer]

goodbye cradle, Hello forum adventures :3

yay!

also: Driska> Use metal horn wig as battering ram.

[Lieutenant Fish]

Yeah, this is a good day for Trol Seasson.

I'm thinking maybe we could scare up some more readers in this new subforum by changing the thread title to "Be the Seadwelling Lowblood: Sloppy make outs" or maybe "Jonas Brothers to play for Megan Fox movie???". What do you guys think, should we arrange a meeting with Marketing first?

[Dalmationer]

I think that would probably be a good idea. The jonas brothers might be upset that we are upstaging them in their own game and using their name. Our music is much better and they might find it patronising. Similarly, Megan Fox has nothing on AC, and might be insulted too. We don't want an uprising of deranged, rabid celebrities on our hands, I'm pretty sure even this thread couldn't handle idiocy on that scale.

We should probably talk to the marketing department, in order to deter a bloodthirsty mob of enraged famous people from invading our thread and burning everything in sight..

[Loather of Irk]

As the unofficial official primary superintendent of marketing and senior chief of adverts, I say that we do a little of both and name it Play the Seadwelling Jonas Brother: Sloppy Megan Fox Movie???.

According to statistical data gathered by NASA satellites, popularity will increase by at least 100% after we make this title change.

[rogue of void]

Might I suggest adding
"Now with 50% more hard ROCK" to that?

[Lieutenant Fish]

I ended up going with "Trol Seasson: Play the Seadwelling Jonas Brother (Sloppy Megan Fox Movie?)", to keep it simple. Unfortunately, the Rock Arc is now temporary over, and the only thing we have 50% more of is death.

If Loather's statistical data ends up not coming true, that rate may jump to 75% and we will be in need of a new unofficial official primary superintendent of marketing and senior chief of adverts.

[rogue of void]

Does the chief of executions need to get out his axe?

[Loather of Irk]

It is not my statistical data. All data is collected and given to me by NASA satellites; if you have any problems concerning false data take it up with them.

>Anger: Wake up to find your TV missing.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Anger: Wake up to find your TV missing.

You doze off for a second and oh fuck one of those damn kids is making off with Boners.



You rasp at him to stop, but he just walks the hell away before you're even done thinking about not falling over getting up from your chair.

This is probably the most intense your life has been in the last decade. It's time to put ages of experience to the test, and teach that ignorant iguana fucker to respect his elders.

You summon up the memories of untold hardship, of loves and lives won and lost, of battles beyond measure fought over causes worthy and meaningless, the deepest understanding of what drives sentient beings to harm one another ever achieved by a member of your species, and explain to him in no uncertain terms that you are, in fact, the victor in this scenario.



HEY NUMBSKULL I HAVE ANOTHER TV OVER HERE IN THE NEXT ROOM! yeah thats right jackass i have like extra copies of everything. ya think i was born ysteryearor something come on im prepared for nything here. ycould take evrything from me anide be back the next day ive gotitall covered YOU WILL INEVITABLY DIE IN WHAT I WILL PERCEIVE AS BUT A FEW SHORT MOMENTS!

ha ha ha.

stupid moron idiot.

You go on like that for about ten minutes. The kid is long gone.

[Vyro P. Dragon III]

>Go troll IMP, BEAR, or MARK.

[Loather of Irk]

Power: Cut out

[rogue of void]

>Kid: Get eaten by a possessed crocmom

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Go troll IMP, BEAR, or MARK.

None of those names correspond to characters available for your command in this universe. However, I know exactly who and what you are talking about. Though a rare gap in my vision omniscient prevents me from understanding exactly why, I can assure you that commands addressed to the individual known as Bear are not likely to remain null for much longer.

[Dalmationer]

>Anger: go shopping. You are in dire need of apricots.

[Loather of Irk]

Anger: Fall, be unable to get up. Watch helplessly as a legion of whippersnappers begin to rob everything in your home.

[Dalmationer]

Fuckery: Get fucking out of fucking hand



Fuck you troll steals some of Joe's doughnuts

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this is the last straw! This douchebag has just come into your shop, hassled your customers, killed your two best friends, and switched off "boners", but these felonies ares mediocre by comparison to what he has just done. He has taken your doughnuts. You will end him.

It's time to make shit real.

Joe: Aggress.

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I'm so, so sorry everyone.

[rogue of void]

>STEAL ALL THE NUTS OF DOUGH

[Ford Johnes]

Noooooo.

Not JOE

[Dalmationer]

baxx is very scared.

[Dalmationer]

>STEAL ALL THE NUTS OF DOUGH

You asbcond with the dohnut whil,e fuck you troll eats his ill-gotten doughtnut



now you have a =doughtnut but no natcho. what will you do?

[Ford Johnes]

>Fly to fucking natcho land

[Dalmationer]

>Fly to fucking natcho land