end act 3
Everyone is at the baron's house watching boners.
Oh no! what is happening! boners is hypnotic!?!
days pass. you are stuck watching boners.
but what is this...? AWESOME TIME TRAVELLING SUPERHERPES!! one of them has a beard made from blood. one has a moustache made from blood and one has a beard.
i AM YOU FROM THE FURTURE! THEIR IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
yOU MUST GO BACK IN TIME TO RESCUE US!
gODSPEED, ME. gODSPEED.
continue watching boners. this show is amazing
> Scream in dis-beliefe.
WHAT WAS THAT JUST NOW?
Let's see what's next in the TV Guide! Oooh, looks like Boners is coming up in a mi- STEVEN NO!
The Impossible Wanderer likes the sound of the change-the-future plot.
Maybe throw in some Scary Monsters, or a robot that moves slowly towards you while singing nursery rhymes, and we've got a script, baby. Aw yeah.
go find a scary monster
The Impossible Wanderer leads you back to the corpsed body of Carmen Sandiego, looking for her Chronoskimmer.
BUT IT'S GONE!
You are so surprised that you don't even notice the Future Police until it is too late.
> Robot from hell: Arrive.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>everyone:faint from fear
tERRY has a monlogue
[COLOR="rgb(0, 0, 0)"]I thought it would prove difficult to get my hands on a real Chronoskimmer, but this was like shooting fish in a BEARel. Soon, I will use it to recharge the Leg, and return to my full majesty. It took so much from me, CLAWING my way to this position with my BEAR hands. I could hardly BEAR the sacrifices. But I serve my master well, the BEAR market-esque portion of my life has ended. Everyday is like OktoBEARfest, and it's only going to get better. All I need is for one of you time travelers to re-activate the device. BEAR in mind that my master will probably consider letting you live if you help. Once I have the Leg again, I will be re-promoted to Time Marcher. They laughed at me, but I'll show them. I'll show theMAUL! [/COLOR]
What do you say?
Last edited by Lieutenant Fish; 10-02-2011 at 11:06 AM.
BEAR with me.
"cant touch this"
hammer slide out of his range to give him PAWSe(pause)