Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[Kaynato]

Explode the lawn, explode the lawn, explode the lawn.

Become Sawron Crabman.

[Mibbs]

Doc Coulton: HaHa wow did you see that! Awesome

[Edrobot]

Doc Coulton: HaHa wow did you see that! Awesome

Seconded

[Dalmationer]

Doc Coulton: HaHa wow did you see that! Awesome

Of course I saw that. It is immensely difficult not to see something as horrendously improbable as an old man firing a god-damned death laser from his eyes. For whatever reason, the Authors, god bless their incompetant souls, have given good mister Crabman a great deal more power than he strictly should. I have seen this happen before. Such interferance invariably ends badly for all parties involved.

Regardless, I am currently on the telephone to one of my... Let's call him an employee, shall we? I gave him strict instructions not to allow this to happen, and he seems to be completely unable to follow them. If I wasn't indestructable, I'd shoot myself.

phonelog.

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FE: Hello?
DC: Hello, Eggs.
FE: Hello, John! It's pleasure to speak to you. How have you been?
DC: Call me Coulton. My namesake is nowhere near as resplendant as I, and I will not tolerate being referred to by his first name.
FE: I am so sorry, master. Please forgive my ignorance, for I can never match your perfection.
FE: Allow me to apologise profusely for my rudeness. I was completely unaware that such trivial matters bothered you in the least. I am so ashamed.
DC: Spare me the sarcasm, Eggs. I am not here to be patronised by a scaly, homosexual social engineer created by accident during an inebriated spree of idiocy.
FE: Must you always bring that up? It hurts my feelings so! Why-
DC: Shut up and listen. The only reason I haven't replaced you with someone more competant and less irritating is the fact that if I got rid of you now, you would be missed.
DC: You were instructed to keep Crabman busy watching Boners until the plan was in motion, correct?
FE: Why, I was indeed! If I remember correctly, your precise words were "Ensure that he doesn't interfere with the Ritual." I am still not sure what ritual you meant.
DC: Good. Let's keep it that way.
DC: Regardless. It appears that a large chunk of your idiotic zombie army was just vaporised by the very same man you were told to keep busy.
DC: I thought I made it clear that a failure of this magnetude was not tolerable.
DC: In fact, it is positively Intolerable.
FE:...
FE: I find it difficult to obey your commands when you are not telling me what they will achieve.
FE: For all I know you could be back on the bottle again, making terrible mistakes which could get me killed.
FE: Unlike some people, I don't want to kill myself needlessly. I am quite content with my lot in life.
FE: I cannot, however, fulfill your plans if you don't tell me what you want to gain from them. How will allowing some foolish lusus to complete a pagan ritual lead to your demise?
DC: You are sitting eerily in a dark room again, aren't you.
FE: What? No!
DC: I know you, Fried Eggs. I know what you are doing.



FE: Ehehe. You got me.
DC: I did.
DC: And you had better get to work getting Anger Crabman and those ridiculous trols out of the workings of my plan.
FE: I will do so promptly!
FE: But before I hang up... Tell me how this is going to kill you?
DC: Eggs.
DC: I don't want to die yet.
DC: I want revenge.

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Ehehehe



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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHE

[autoglassmasterclass]

i forgot what happened in that conversation, give me a recap

[Lieutenant Fish]

i forgot what happened in that conversation, give me a recap

HEUEUEHEHEHEIEHE!!![/color]

[Mibbs]

Well anyway, whats terry up to?

[Edrobot]

> Zombies: You've all decided to watch boners Play Baseball for some reason.

[Lieutenant Fish]

Oh no! Driska is caught in the blast! She is too awesome to die, and is sent to another dimension instead.



Where is she going? What adventures await her? CLICK IT TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE!

[Mibbs]

Anger Crabman: continue lazering

[OrangeAipom]

why is my mother stupid

[KenteousAwe]

>STRIFE!

[Loather of Irk]

Anger Crabman: Run out of laser, go to the store to get some more.

[Mibbs]

why is my mother stupid

I blame obama

[Dalmationer]

why is my mother stupid

I blame obama

obamna and the quen.

[OrangeAipom]

[Lieutenant Fish]

<font face="courier" color="#000056"><STRONG>Steven: I WILL GIVE YOU EXACTLY SEVEN SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE MEANING OF THAT WAS BEFORE I OPEN FIRE ON YOUR UFORTUNATE ASS, MAGGOT!
Steven: AND THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE IT TAKES EXACTLY SEVEN SECONDS TO CHARGE UP MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK
Steven: YOU SEE I HAVE EVERY INTENT TO SPREAD THE ATOMS THAT MAKE UP YOUR CRIMINAL BODY OVER A THOUSAND CUBIC MILE SECTION OF SPACE AS PUNISHMENT FOR THE CRIMES YOU HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST THE TROLTERNIAN EMPIRE AND
Steven: AND AGAINST MY HEART, MAGGOT!</STRONG></font>

MEanwhile . .. .


Lieutenant Fish has made it to page 49, and speaks with Tiny Tinkle as she hangs back from the zombie defense subplot.

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LtFish: oh hey, you were always one of my favorite characters
LtFish: please dont talk though I am begging you don't say anything your voice is just straight murder on my brain
LtFish: those guys aren't going to get anywhere for a while lets go meet up with your other friends
LtFish: they're working on like the main storyline but its taking freaking forever
LtFish: this place is totally jpegged anyway

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LtFish: now THIS is how to travel

[Mibbs]

Crabman: flip off this youngster

[Unclever title]

Crabman: Fall asleep. It's well past your designated nap time.

[Kaynato]

BABA YAGA. That's your magical flying rooster right there.

[Krakash]

why is my mother stupid

I blame obama

Want to hear a joke about him, I made myself?

What sort of phone does Obama use?
A BARACKBerry!

[Dalmationer]

Stven soupglal sais hey u karbmang you fucking looser im gonna blow a whole in ur ass if you kepp doing that because i wanted to because i am a kellir. FUCK YOU ANGER.



I HAT U U MNOSTER..

STVNE IS SAD. anger feels bade.



he shots a zombie (steven does]

[Dalmationer]

fuck paint pro is terrible but it is better than gimp. I wish mspaint for phone.

[Mibbs]

if all the zombies are dead, i think its time for


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[COLOR="rgb(0, 0, 0)"]DANCE PARTY[/COLOR]

[Dalmationer]

if all the zombies are dead, i think its time for


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[COLOR="rgb(0, 0, 0)"]DANCE PARTY[/COLOR]