Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[rogue of void]

> Watch Boners, because EVERYONE loves that show

[Dalmationer]

@Orange: This is kinda a collab of different authors, there are a few and autoglass and fish aren't the only ones doing stuff.

[Lieutenant Fish]

The Opening Post has been updated with mission-critical information. If you don't read it, you will miss out on the full Trol Seasson experience.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Be on the show Hoarders.

[Dalmationer]

>Go shopping

[autoglassmasterclass]

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@Orange: This is kinda a collab of different authors, there are a few and autoglass and fish aren't the only ones doing stuff.

It works something like this:

>Go shopping

You rush to the store.



Ah yes, TROLL KROGER®'S. A place where dreams come true.

When you were little your mother used to tell you that you could do whatever you put your mind to. You took it to heart, and in the years since you've been employed as a troll jet pilot, a troll submarine cook, a troll medical malpractice lawyer, a troll citrus fruit dyer, a troll whiskey ambassador, a troll garbage bin archivist, a stand-in troll bridesmaid, a professional troll table soccer player, a troll hemorrhoid cream researcher, a crocodile wrangler, a snake milker, a chicken sexer, a pig wanker, a Bangladeshi otter trainer, an troll unlicensed gastrologist and a crash test dummy.

But Kroger's is the job for you.

Every time you step in that door, a wave of confidence rushes through you. You feel like you can do whatever you want; like the world is at your feet. When your uncle took you in and sat you down at the worker's desk it was the first time in all your years you'd felt so wonderful, so completely in control. Nothing else compares.

Your mother is now dead, but her words live on. You've found your calling.

[rogue of void]

>Your mother committed suicide just to get away from you.

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yes suicide jokes are in bad taste however i couldn't stop myself.

[Lieutenant Fish]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same. . .

[autoglassmasterclass]

>Your mother committed suicide just to get away from you.

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yes suicide jokes are in bad taste however i couldn't stop myself.

[Dalmationer]

in other news who on earth is this douchebag?

[autoglassmasterclass]

Mutt McMegamind

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Michael "Dapper" Swain III

Now that more than one Boners-free character is available, you will need to include specific names in your suggestions.

[Chwoka]

That douchebag: Baxx Jerry

[Dalmationer]

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(theirs sound you chumpmunch)!!!!!!!!



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Your name is Mutt "Megamind" Williams and you are THE COOLEST OF THE COOL!!
Or at least you wish you were.

Actually your name is Baxx "Dapper" Swain the third and you are kind of a HUGE NERD. You live with your grandad, GHERKIN HOOSIER at the bottom of a giant swimming pool in troll japan, which is a town in troll china. You often join him on his numerous EXPEDITIONS to the corners of the globe, pillaging and desecrating the ancient tombs and castles of trolls long dead, and donating some of the stuff to museums in your hometown, museumville, which is at the bottom of the pool in troll japan.
You have numerous interests, which include a deep passion for adventuring; in fact your whole house is full of various CURIOS and SOUVENEIRS from your various expeditions. Most of these are completely useless and you have no idea why anyone ever used them. You enjoy reading the comics of yesteryear, a hobby which was no doubt inherited from your grandfather, particularly ones starring GENERAL JUMBO, a character whose image you had turned into a giant statue, which you put in your room. You enjoy the television program "WHEREIN AN OTHERWORLDLY BEING WITH A VERY LONG LIFESPAN TRAVELS THROUGH TIME USING A SPATIALLY COMPRESSED MACHINE BEARING THE IMAGE OF A LAW ENFORCEMENT, AND OCCASIONALLY FIGHTS OTHER EXTRATERRESTRIALS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE MALEVOLENT". You are considered nerdy for enjoying this show, but you know deep in your heart that it is AWESOME. When you grow up, you wish to be a member of the dreaded alternian CALCULATERRORS, due to your great ability at mathematics. You are also very fond of GARLIC and TECHNO MUSIC

Your chumhandle is calculusAquifer and you kinda like to you know talk but your a but uh i dunno awkward and stuff? I have no idea.

also everyone should call you Mutt McMegamind from now on because it's totally your name.

what will you dooooo????

[autoglassmasterclass]

mutt: shoot your lusus

[Chwoka]

baxx that ass up

anger crabman droll

that other trool shop with your EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT

[Dalmationer]

mutt: shoot your lusus

You can't do it.

You can't shoot your lusus.



Look at him.



his disapproval is almost palpable and tangible in its painfulness. Your morals burn you just for thinking about a deed so wreched

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GHERKIN HOOSIER: huh what whaddidyasay ye whippersnapper?

oh god he is so angry aaaaaaaaaaaah

baxx that ass up

you dont know how to "that ass up" so you go to the hall instead

someone is perstering you on one of your ANGEDEMON'S RELICOMPS. what will you do (you will answer it)

[autoglassmasterclass]

ok

[Dalmationer]

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--terminateCapslock [TC] began trolling calculusAquifer [CA]--

TC: Hey there, champ!
TC: I'm just checking in as per Rule #819.
CA: Er hello i guess you know
TC: How are you doing today?
CA: erm i'm doign pretty good and stuff
CA: fine
CA: fine is a good way to say
CA: that im doing
TC: That's fantastic!
CA: yeah
CA: my grandad is really angry
CA: but its okay its ok
CA: because hes like all cool and stuff
TC: Alright then!
TC: It's always good to hear that you're doing okay.
CA: but yeah so how are you
TC: Oh, you don't need to worry about me.
CA: ok i guess
TC: I appreciate it, but being a counselor kind of means I don't need someone to talk to me like I do with others.
CA: k i guess
CA: abd styff
TC: Just remember that you can talk to me, about anything.
TC: Even if you think that might make people angry with you.
CA: k
CA: well hopefiuly fuck you troll has forgot about me
TC: Oh no! Not him!
TC: Has he been bothering you?
CA: he camped outside all last night with a cluckbeast and stuff
CA: throwing its ovules at the window
TC: Shal I initiate a code 29-18?
CA: no its ok
TC: If you say so.
CA: i dont wnat to be any trouble and stuff and all that
CA: you know
TC: I will be speaking with the local neighborhood hivewatch, you can be sure.
CA: k
CA: i guess
CA: and stuff
TC: That should take care of it.
CA: yeah
TC: And, Baxx,
CA: yes?
TC: Don't worry about being any trouble.
CA: k
CA: i guess
TC: We at Cyberawesome deal with trouble every day.
TC: Alright champ, my allotted timeframe has expired.
CA: k
CA: bye dude
CA: and stuff
CA: im going outside to buy a kebab now
TC: I'll see you around, big guy.

--terminateCapslock [TC] ceased trolling calculusAquifer [CA]--

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you go to the shop to buy some nachos




OH NO ITS HIM

[autoglassmasterclass]

try to get past him

[Dalmationer]

try to get past him

you walk in the door



your BROTHER darren and his FRIENDS, SMALL ED, and JOE are here. JOE works here too

[Chwoka]

shake ed

[autoglassmasterclass]

who are you staring at chubby

[Dalmationer]

who are you staring at chubby

Darren is staring at you

shake ed

ED HAS GOT TIGER



you shake him anyway.

[Chwoka]

everybody dance