Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[rogue of void]

>Tv: blow up like a nuclear explosion.

[Lieutenant Fish]

After the episode is over. . .

It's a marathon. Anger is going to be a little bit busy for a while.

He is the least interesting creature I have ever seen. Attempting to construct an engaging narrative around him alone is a quest of perfect futility. If you have any sense at all, you will request to see a new character.

> Keep being the old man.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Keep being the old man.

[autoglassmasterclass]

watch boners

[Radio]

> Be someone else.

[Reecer6]

>Be the young troll that is made to resemble Nepeta

[Lieutenant Fish]

> Keep being the old man.

Please select a GCAT name abbreviation to use for the next Trol.


GA, GACCAGGT

[Chwoka]

GACCAGGT

[autoglassmasterclass]

gCat

> glasseskid: profess your sudden change of organ, become world-renowned mathematician

[TheFinalWraith]

GA

[Lieutenant Fish]

GA

GACCAGGT

You have selected GA. Excellent choice!

No it isn't.

And what shal her name be?


>Vashta Nerada

[Chwoka]

Vrisana Tearshersleevesupfornorealreason.

[rogue of void]

>Bitch Titssucker
>Vashta Nerada

[autoglassmasterclass]

> 2metal 4u

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Vashta Nerada

Your name is Vashta Nerada, and you ROCK.

You play LEAD GUITAR in your dad's AWESOME METAL BAND, KILLCRUSHER 8000, which is currently on its NIGHTMARE DREAMSCAPE tour. Your dad is the best, he challenged Troll Jack Black and Troll Kyle Gass to a rock-off, and was victorious after singing exactly six words. However, you feel the need to rebel against him in some form, and do so by STEALING ALL OF HIS GROUPIES FOR YOURSELF.

When not indulging in the tried-and-true SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK AND ROLL lifestyle, you enjoy figuring out what the fuck made you stop.

Your trolltag is grinAxehammer, and ur fingrs jst arnt made 4 typing & ur brain is wired 4 rocking not pussy-ass talkin on computers this is such bullshit fuck you

What is your move?

>Rock out while making out with an obscure female character from sonix x

[rogue of void]

>Rock out while making out with an obscure female character from sonix x

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Rock out while making out with an obscure female character from sonix x

My dear sir, there is a fine line between harmless jokeslinging and outright mockfuckery. While I myself would enjoy nothing more than a nasty conflict, the unfortunate reality is that Trol Seasson will attempt to stay on the polite side of the aforementioned line.

>Smash guitar ina hard-core manner.

[Nekeva]

>Smash guitar ina hard-core manner.

[autoglassmasterclass]

fckin rock outtt man

[rogue of void]

>But, but the lesbians!
>Fine go fight with your dad/lussus thing.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Smash guitar ina hard-core manner.

Your guitar is made of solid lead, and is completely indestructible. You smash them all the time anyway, but now is not the time for that. You go to the bar instead, to see if you can get some action before the gig, if you know what I mean.

Goatkim Brodén: "VASHTA! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?"



Goatkim Brodén: "YOU JUST MISSED LITERALLY THREE HOURS WORTH OF REHEARSAL. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN THAT TIME, YOUNG LADY?"

fckin kickin ur ass dude non of ur bsniess

[Chwoka]

Kickin' ass, takin' bubblegum, and woah I have legs under here?!

[rogue of void]

>strife his worthless ass or piss yourself while running away

[autoglassmasterclass]

fckin kickin ur ass dude non of ur bsniess

[Lieutenant Fish]

fckin kickin ur ass dude non of ur bsniess

That burn was so sick it eroded the beer. Goatkim says you're in the clear and that he was just testing you, but you know that he really wants to get away before you verbally destroy him again. You're the bomb. Rock.

Hold up your fist in black power position.