> Close your eyes until it all goes away! Quickly!
Space-time is like a questionable sausage: nobody knows who or what made it, or where it came from, or what it's made of, and if you eat it all you'll probably die. Moral: don't eat space-time.
>Fire the disapproval fruitgetables. (Such as tomatoes.)
driska: upstage these lowbrow hacks and tell some REAL jokes
SCENE I. Athens. The palace of THESEUS.
Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and Attendants
aight so fair hypolita the wedding hour
is drawing on nshit, this is gonna be p. cool
like a new phase of life and all, but come on
this is tking forever, holy fuck
--Hypolita [CC] began trolling Theseus [CG]--
CC: Four days will quickly stEEp thEmsElvEs in night;
CC: Four nights will quickly drEam away thE timE;
CC: And thEn the moon, like to a silvEr spoon
CC: NEw-bEnt in hEavEn, shal bEhold thE night
CC: Of our solEmnitiEs.
Last edited by Lieutenant Fish; 11-18-2011 at 02:41 PM.
get to the assface part already
Last edited by Lieutenant Fish; 11-18-2011 at 05:29 PM.
Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS
h8ppy 8e Th8seus, 8ur r8noooooooown8d duke!!!!!!!!
this is shakespeare right? where are all the dick jokes?
>Cast: Be replaced by the screw of the starsmith enterprise
F8ll of vex8ion come I, with compl8
Ag8inst my ch8ld, my d8ughter Hermi8.
St8d forth, Dem8rius. My no8le lord,
This man h8th my cons8 to marry her.
St8d forth, Lys8er: and my gr8ious duke,
This man hath 88witch'd the 8osom of my ch8ld;
Thou, thou, Lys8er, thou hast g8ven her rh8mes,
And interch8ged love-tokens with my ch8ld:
Thou hast 8y moonlight at her w8ndow sung,
With f8ning voice verses of f8ning love,
And stolen the 8mpression of her fantasy
With 8r8celets of thy h8ir, rings, gawds, conc8s,
Kna8ks, tr8fles, noseg8s, sw8tm8ts, messengers
Of strong prev8lment in unh8rden'd youth:
With cunning h8st th8u f8lch'd my d8ughter's heart,
Turn'd h8r o8edi8nce, which is d8e to me,
To stu88orn h8rshness: 8nd, my gr8ious d8ke,
8e 8t so sh8; w8ll n8t h8re bef8re y8r gr8ce
Cons8 to m8rry with Dem8rius,
I b8g the 8ncient pr8vil8ge of 8th8ns,
8s sh8 8s m8n8, I m8y d8spose of h8r:
Wh8ch sh8ll 8e 8ther to th8s g8leman
Or to h8r d8th, 8ccording to our l8w
8mm8d8ly pr8v8d8d 8n th8t c8s8!!!!!!!!!
They can't be serious about this. They'll probably get bored before scene one even ends.