Man, I'd say go right ahead and edit away, SR. People don't usually post much more than first drafts for fanfiction, and a little time to edit and re-work always does writing good.
So, it's been for-freaking-ever since I was a regular in the 'fic thread. What's the policy on linking Really Cool Shit you found?
Zuki says:
"I'll find something to put here later!"
Thanks, I just hope I have time, seeing how tomorrow's going to be a mess.
It doesn't come up much, but the Fan Art rules probably apply: so long as you clarify that it's not yours, it's forum appropriate and the author has not said otherwise, you're probably good to do it.
Hrm. The processed code is saying that the work skin is properly loaded but your span tags are empty (<span class="">). I imagine AO3 is stripping them out, maybe because they don't match the work skin? I can't really tell beyond that because all I have is the stripped version of the code.
Just finished chapter 6 of Herding Cats last night (this morning? whatever). For some reason, the narrative segment was f-ing STRINGENT to write (I blame Gamzee), but I managed to write the final memo in one night. Practically one sitting, actually. Holy fuck do I love writing memos.
@ childishGambino: Ah, I really can't wait to see the next chapter! I just have this feeling that Eridan and Gamzee's moiraillegience isn't going to work out as well as Nepeta planned, and how she takes a possible setback will be interesting. Or if it does work out, I'm looking forward to seeing how Eridan reacts to a sober Gamzee. Either way I'm excited.
An occasional fanfic writer and general lurker. -- Chromatica: An Ib-inspired text adventure featuring Homestuck characters
THAT IS NOT SPADES
THERE IS NO CONSENT
THAT IS LIKE SPADES RAPE
TROLLS WOULD BE DISGUSTED
Originally Posted by invalidgriffin
Where do you keep the chips, dB. Can you turn up the air conditioner? Man why is your internet so slow, it is taking forever to download all these seasons of Digimon. YES Digimon is important to the lesbians process will you stop nagging.
Originally Posted by olivia
Originally Posted by Doodled
Eridan: Hunt for fearsome beast
Very fearsome indeed.
got that bitch a wweb-cartoonist. bitches lovve wweb-cartoonists.
Fanfics
Chapter Fics
Thicker Than Blood 01234: It seemed like a pretty straightforward moraillegience. He provided her with food, she protected him from the other rainbow drinkers. Maybe if her old matesprit hadn't gotten involved, it would have stayed that way.
Wizardstuck 12345678910111213141516: The new Hogwarts students just keep getting weirder every year.
Zombiestuck KKEG (1): They thought that the Earth would be empty, ready for them to rebuild and reshape it as they saw fit. They weren't expecting that the meteors wouldn't hit everywhere, or that they might have some nasty side effects. They weren't expecting the Infected.
Don't Press Buttons (1): As usual, John does something stupid. Only this time, the result is that he becomes a troll, and Karkat becomes a human. Shenanigans ensue.
One-Shots
Blood and Noir: I'd fallen for that trap once. I wasn't going to do it again. The Road Ill Traveled: A poem about Karkat and Terezi written in the style of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Traveled". Pixie Trails: Sometimes luck doesn't even factor in. Unovastuck-Karkat vs Throh and Sawk: Apparently, a Sawk is faster than a Throh. Faster than a Braviary too. Karkat finds out the hard way. Kore Wa Troll Desu Ka?: Includes crossdressing and magical girl transformations. Karkat was not pleased. The Lawyer and the Goddess: Vriska and Terezi are having a very important chat when they get interrupted by a certain juggalo. Prompt Dunp: A group of several short fics I wrote based on prompts, including Tavros and Bro sharing tea, Slick talking with Jade about (briefly) hobbits, and Dave finding a birthday gift for Rose. Tears: Getting stabbed in the chest once sucks. Getting stabbed in the chest twice really sucks. Prey: Nepeta is a clever kitty. Yes: In a moment of weakness, Rose consults her magical cue ball. My Little Sis: An alt!kids fic about Bro raising blue!Jade. Based off of MSB's AU roleplay. Funhouse: John really, REALLY doesn't like clowns. Or music by Pink. Ice Cubes: Bro talks to Nanna before his fated battle with Jack. INDIGO and CaNdY rEd: An altblood pesterlog, featuring mutant Gamzee and indigo Karkat. Kantostuck: John wants to be the very best. Like no one ever was. Disease Called Friendship: Karkat has had a bad time with friends. The Demon: Death sometimes comes in the form you'd least expect. Hope: Even the Prince of Hope doesn't understand it. Hoststuck: Yeah, I don't really know either. Coulrophobia: HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER Do: Killer: He stalks in the darkness, waiting. Waiting. Awaken: It's hard, being a rainbowdrinker. It's hard and no one understands. Kitten: Hearts Boxcars adopts an adorable kitten. Misery Loves Company: Terezi gives the bad news, and finds out some bad news of her own. Tend the Living: Gogdammit Hussie I hate you. Doll: It's actually a very good thing that Vriska allowed Bec to be prototyped. Don't Die On Me: Terezi discovers a new reason to hate Vriska. BL1ND Buddiie2: Sollux consults Terezi on the best method of seeing without sight. Cold: Dave decides to take a little time out to go see Jade.
@ childishGambino: Ah, I really can't wait to see the next chapter! I just have this feeling that Eridan and Gamzee's moiraillegience isn't going to work out as well as Nepeta planned, and how she takes a possible setback will be interesting. Or if it does work out, I'm looking forward to seeing how Eridan reacts to a sober Gamzee. Either way I'm excited.
Thanks! Sober Gamzee will be causing problems in the future (I'm not stupid enough to say "and then he got better because magic, the end"), but I should warn you: he's going to be dealt with in the most idiotic way I can possibly imagine. I'm actually kind of proud of it. But mostly ashamed.
Also, chapter 7 is just going to be the chapter 6 I was planning earlier. That is, a handful of side conversations between various non-Nepeta characters. And like I said, it's already half-written, and it's all pesterlogs, so it really shouldn't take ten days to finish.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Oh my gog, these past updates are giving me flashbacks to every other fanfic from 2010.
Skaian, this makes me want to reread AHIHH
If you think you're enjoying, this try being me! These updates have pretty much been the best thing ever. If you are going to re-read, try the new draft! I don't just mean that as senseless promotion, and more that I've been shocked by my broken-computer enabled timing. Fanfic Karkat and Terezi break up only to provoke drama with Dave only for canon Karkat to decide he's broken up and to intentionally provoke drama ("drama"?) with Dave? Oh, I am all for this kind of accident. More jokes in the original still, though, if only because I haven't caught up to them yet.
@PingZing: I saw that go up last night and am in the middle of it! Though I may have to leave it until tomorrow, busy today.
Last edited by SkaianRedeemer; 03-19-2012 at 05:12 PM.
Oh yes! I remember you saying that now. In any case, I liked that conversation between Aradia and Terezi you posted earlier, so I'll look forward to that too.
An occasional fanfic writer and general lurker. -- Chromatica: An Ib-inspired text adventure featuring Homestuck characters
THAT IS NOT SPADES
THERE IS NO CONSENT
THAT IS LIKE SPADES RAPE
TROLLS WOULD BE DISGUSTED
Originally Posted by invalidgriffin
Where do you keep the chips, dB. Can you turn up the air conditioner? Man why is your internet so slow, it is taking forever to download all these seasons of Digimon. YES Digimon is important to the lesbians process will you stop nagging.
Originally Posted by olivia
Originally Posted by Doodled
Eridan: Hunt for fearsome beast
Very fearsome indeed.
got that bitch a wweb-cartoonist. bitches lovve wweb-cartoonists.
Fanfics
Chapter Fics
Thicker Than Blood 01234: It seemed like a pretty straightforward moraillegience. He provided her with food, she protected him from the other rainbow drinkers. Maybe if her old matesprit hadn't gotten involved, it would have stayed that way.
Wizardstuck 12345678910111213141516: The new Hogwarts students just keep getting weirder every year.
Zombiestuck KKEG (1): They thought that the Earth would be empty, ready for them to rebuild and reshape it as they saw fit. They weren't expecting that the meteors wouldn't hit everywhere, or that they might have some nasty side effects. They weren't expecting the Infected.
Don't Press Buttons (1): As usual, John does something stupid. Only this time, the result is that he becomes a troll, and Karkat becomes a human. Shenanigans ensue.
One-Shots
Blood and Noir: I'd fallen for that trap once. I wasn't going to do it again. The Road Ill Traveled: A poem about Karkat and Terezi written in the style of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Traveled". Pixie Trails: Sometimes luck doesn't even factor in. Unovastuck-Karkat vs Throh and Sawk: Apparently, a Sawk is faster than a Throh. Faster than a Braviary too. Karkat finds out the hard way. Kore Wa Troll Desu Ka?: Includes crossdressing and magical girl transformations. Karkat was not pleased. The Lawyer and the Goddess: Vriska and Terezi are having a very important chat when they get interrupted by a certain juggalo. Prompt Dunp: A group of several short fics I wrote based on prompts, including Tavros and Bro sharing tea, Slick talking with Jade about (briefly) hobbits, and Dave finding a birthday gift for Rose. Tears: Getting stabbed in the chest once sucks. Getting stabbed in the chest twice really sucks. Prey: Nepeta is a clever kitty. Yes: In a moment of weakness, Rose consults her magical cue ball. My Little Sis: An alt!kids fic about Bro raising blue!Jade. Based off of MSB's AU roleplay. Funhouse: John really, REALLY doesn't like clowns. Or music by Pink. Ice Cubes: Bro talks to Nanna before his fated battle with Jack. INDIGO and CaNdY rEd: An altblood pesterlog, featuring mutant Gamzee and indigo Karkat. Kantostuck: John wants to be the very best. Like no one ever was. Disease Called Friendship: Karkat has had a bad time with friends. The Demon: Death sometimes comes in the form you'd least expect. Hope: Even the Prince of Hope doesn't understand it. Hoststuck: Yeah, I don't really know either. Coulrophobia: HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER Do: Killer: He stalks in the darkness, waiting. Waiting. Awaken: It's hard, being a rainbowdrinker. It's hard and no one understands. Kitten: Hearts Boxcars adopts an adorable kitten. Misery Loves Company: Terezi gives the bad news, and finds out some bad news of her own. Tend the Living: Gogdammit Hussie I hate you. Doll: It's actually a very good thing that Vriska allowed Bec to be prototyped. Don't Die On Me: Terezi discovers a new reason to hate Vriska. BL1ND Buddiie2: Sollux consults Terezi on the best method of seeing without sight. Cold: Dave decides to take a little time out to go see Jade.
Honestly though, I'm just kind of amazed that I lasted this long with a single story. Usually my AADD (Author ADD) kicks in around, what, chapter 4? So, yeah, I'm really proud of this achievement, and thank you for sticking with me for this long.
Also, there are 37777 words in this fic now, which I thought was a funny number.
Hello everybody.
This is my first Specularnaodm, so I decided to quit lurking and write a short fic. ...Then it grew and grew until 5 pages turned into 14.
WARNING! This fic contains horror, violence and sexual undertones, in that order. It is not a PG-rated fic. (Maybe it should be rated R? I don't know how the rating systems work.) And without further ado, may I present Ψiioniic's Chao2
I was going to explain this. But now all I'm going to say is that I wrote this as a thank-you to Homestuck, and writing this fic helped me think through some of my own problems. 2o anyways now I will go back to lurking.
ps. If you have criticisms or complaints for me it would be more productive to pm me. I'll probably fix whatever it is.
Last edited by typoAdventure; 03-22-2012 at 11:45 AM.
Okay, chapter 7 of Herding Cats is up. It's the second chapter that's literally nothing but pesterlogs, and it's naturally of a length that makes super saiyans crush their scouters in disbelief. I'm not even sorry.
@PingZing: Okay, finally caught up. Bit disappointed to see it cut off just before the speech/hopeful revelations, but glad to see it updating all the same!
Just read Ψiioniic's Chao2:
Man, that some heavy stuff. But well written, though.
I normally don't post recommendations for other people's works here, but this one is really, really good:
A story about the helmsmen that make up the unwilling hyperdrives of the Alternian navy, One of Our Submarines, by VastDerp.
(Warnings: Being turned into a ship component is fairly gruesome stuff, though there isn't any violence or sex beyond that, at the time of this posting)
Completely unrelated edit:
Homestuck has just surpassed "X-Men - All Media Types" for number of works on Archive Of Our Own! Go go fanbase!
So, after a little hiatus, I'm back! With the Doom classes, as it turns out!
So, let's start out with the Maid, because nothing can go wrong with a Maid of Doom.
1 - Maid
You are sitting at the window when the rocks begin to fall. And all you can think about is the fact that this has been brought about by your own actions.
It is a strange thought.
You’ve dreamt of this for a long, long time. You’ve dreamed of Skaia, of the Game, of Prospit, of the friends who dream near you and those who dream on Derse. And as fast as you could, you started to find them, in real life, on the Internet, on Earth, because when everyone told you that they were only dreams, just fantasies, you needed validation. You needed to know that you weren’t crazy (mother).
And you did find them, didn’t you? It was such a rush, such a fantastically outstanding feeling, to be right for once. You lived with being wrong for far too long (moTher). And when you found out you were right, you started making plans.
The Game wouldn’t come about on its own. You had to help it along; you had to find the code, to plant the seeds, to start the process, and that would take years. Long, long years. But you had time, and you had patience, and you had the will to make it all happen (mOTher). You had to be right. You had to be.
Sometimes it was difficult; you had to sneak out more than once to the forest outside your home, where you knew there was a certain amphibian temple that you had to locate. But to sneak out, you had to find some way out of the barred windows, or pick the lock on your door, and it took you many, many weeks to be able to figure it out. But you had time. She’d given you that time, after all (mOThEr).
You put the pieces in place, you planted the seeds, you got the Game afoot, bit by arduous bit, for your friends, for your Reward, for you. You wanted your dreams to be true, for the Game, for Skaia, for the world you would create, and for that one last reason you didn’t want to admit (mOTHEr). And, one by one, your dreams kept coming true.
Exactly as all of them, the doctors and psychiatrists and specialists (mOTHER), had always told you would never happen.
But here you are, aren’t you? The first of your friends has gotten in, bringing her house and her pet and her precious, perfect Aunt with her, and you know that even if this Game destroys the world, it has the chance, that one possible chance, of saving the one who raised you (MOTHER), as long as you bring her with you.
Which is why you make extra, absolutely, positively sure that she is away on business before you start the Game.
You’re sitting by the barred windows (PUT THERE BY HER), watching the world end (GLORIOUSLY, PATHETICALLY, RIGHTEOUSLY), exactly as you always knew it would (AND THEY CALLED YOU MAD BECAUSE OF IT), and you know that the billions who did not believe (THOSE BILLIONS WHO HATED YOU), who locked you and barred you and put you away like you were something to be ashamed of (SOMETHING TO BE FORGOTTEN, BELITTLED, DISCARDED), are now about to die.
She (MOTHERMOTHERMOTHER) is about to die.
And you made it happen.
It’s such a strange, exhilarating, intoxicating thought, isn’t it?
It’s almost your turn to get in. And now that the world is burning, it’s all going to be okay.
And as you turn away from the wonderful, terrible thing you have wrought, a little voice in your head speaks.
Come, see my works, the Artist says. Are they not beautiful?
I have a feeling this is going to be a happy aspect!
My Stories
The Game, and Those Who Play: "A set of stories detailing moments in the lives of those who play the Game, and the destinies they are a part of. Some Players will fulfill their own Destinies. Others will fail. And so the Game goes."
Or: That story where ArcFour tries to achieve the improbable, with various measures of success/failure!
Or: That story that's so big that the chapters can't fit into the signature!
Or: That story that's pretty much jossed about once a week, much to the author's dismay!
Or: That story with the Sylphs. What's up with them? God.
So, after a little hiatus, I'm back! With the Doom classes, as it turns out!
So, let's start out with the Maid, because nothing can go wrong with a Maid of Doom.
1 - Maid
You are sitting at the window when the rocks begin to fall. And all you can think about is the fact that this has been brought about by your own actions.
It is a strange thought.
You’ve dreamt of this for a long, long time. You’ve dreamed of Skaia, of the Game, of Prospit, of the friends who dream near you and those who dream on Derse. And as fast as you could, you started to find them, in real life, on the Internet, on Earth, because when everyone told you that they were only dreams, just fantasies, you needed validation. You needed to know that you weren’t crazy (mother).
And you did find them, didn’t you? It was such a rush, such a fantastically outstanding feeling, to be right for once. You lived with being wrong for far too long (moTher). And when you found out you were right, you started making plans.
The Game wouldn’t come about on its own. You had to help it along; you had to find the code, to plant the seeds, to start the process, and that would take years. Long, long years. But you had time, and you had patience, and you had the will to make it all happen (mOTher). You had to be right. You had to be.
Sometimes it was difficult; you had to sneak out more than once to the forest outside your home, where you knew there was a certain amphibian temple that you had to locate. But to sneak out, you had to find some way out of the barred windows, or pick the lock on your door, and it took you many, many weeks to be able to figure it out. But you had time. She’d given you that time, after all (mOThEr).
You put the pieces in place, you planted the seeds, you got the Game afoot, bit by arduous bit, for your friends, for your Reward, for you. You wanted your dreams to be true, for the Game, for Skaia, for the world you would create, and for that one last reason you didn’t want to admit (mOTHEr). And, one by one, your dreams kept coming true.
Exactly as all of them, the doctors and psychiatrists and specialists (mOTHER), had always told you would never happen.
But here you are, aren’t you? The first of your friends has gotten in, bringing her house and her pet and her precious, perfect Aunt with her, and you know that even if this Game destroys the world, it has the chance, that one possible chance, of saving the one who raised you (MOTHER), as long as you bring her with you.
Which is why you make extra, absolutely, positively sure that she is away on business before you start the Game.
You’re sitting by the barred windows (PUT THERE BY HER), watching the world end (GLORIOUSLY, PATHETICALLY, RIGHTEOUSLY), exactly as you always knew it would (AND THEY CALLED YOU MAD BECAUSE OF IT), and you know that the billions who did not believe (THOSE BILLIONS WHO HATED YOU), who locked you and barred you and put you away like you were something to be ashamed of (SOMETHING TO BE FORGOTTEN, BELITTLED, DISCARDED), are now about to die.
She (MOTHERMOTHERMOTHER) is about to die.
And you made it happen.
It’s such a strange, exhilarating, intoxicating thought, isn’t it?
It’s almost your turn to get in. And now that the world is burning, it’s all going to be okay.
And as you turn away from the wonderful, terrible thing you have wrought, a little voice in your head speaks.
Come, see my works, the Artist says. Are they not beautiful?
I have a feeling this is going to be a happy aspect!
I kind of have a personal interest in how you do this, as I'm currently playing a Doom aspect character in a Homestuck RPG. Looking forward to the rest of them.
I'm happy to hear that you're interested, Black Watch. What's your character's class, out of curiosity?
2 - Thief
You should have known (you should have known, have known) what would happen.
The start of the Game has come and gone. Your teammates are on their worlds. Your sprites have told you your Titles. Your enemies have mustered their forces. The Game has started, and the deck is stacked against you.
The Game wants you to lose, your sprite says. But you can stop it, as long as you figure out what the coin means (what it means, the strange black coin).
You took it from an imp with a strange notched ear. A small black coin, with your mark, your Aspect, emblazoned upon it, and for some reason it felt like fire (like fire, fire). The imp didn’t seem any worse for wear (but for a notch on the ear, on the ear). It wandered away (away, away), and you let it go, because it was just an imp (a harmless imp, an imp with no coin).
But it came back three days later. It seemed crazed (dazed, glazed), and for some reason, you couldn’t kill it (not with fist, nor stone, nor blade). Not until you touched that coin (that strange black coin) back to its head, and suddenly it fell into one of the rivers of fire that covered your land. You gave it its coin (that strange black coin), and you gave it its End.
And, oh, how beautiful it is, because now you know what you are. You are the Thief (and you Take what is Yours (and what is Yours is Doom (and Doom is the End (and the End is a strange black coin, your currency, your reward, your prize)))), and oh, how wondrous it is (it is, it is,)!
You Take from an ogre, a fate filled with fire, and Take from a Basilisk a death of blades (two strange black coins, heavy in your hands), and you give one to the other, and back again, and how you delight when they trade their fates (trade their coin, their Ends), when an ogre dies by blades and a basilisk dies by fire, and you know what you have to do.
Because the Game wants you to lose, your sprite says. But you can stop it, now that you know what the coin means (what it means, the strange black coin).
So you speak to a player (of clocks, of Time), who tells you the end is nigh (the End is Nigh), and that there is no Hope (for Hope is an Aspect your session lacks), because your session is null (your session will end in failure, no matter the path, because you all die (die (die))).
But she didn’t see the Truth of your Fate (the Truth of your Aspect (the Truth of your strange black coins)). But you saw it.
So you took from her a coin (a grand Fate, an epic Fate, an immutable Fate of a deep black nothing), and you take from your Knight a coin, and you take from your Bard a coin, and you take from your Heir a coin, and you take from your Witch a coin, and you reach in yourself (deep, deep inside) and you take from yourself a coin, and when all of their fates weigh in your hand like pieces of silver you go to the Queen and the King and you pay your tribute.
The Thief gives her Tribute, and they have no choice but to take it, the weighty fates of Nothingness, the Null fates of six players forced onto two, and you know they will die.
And your team never will.
But it isn’t all right in the end, and you remember an Imp (crazed, dazed, glazed), and you think of that Truth behind the Truth, because if you don’t have an End, what do you have (WHAT DO YOU HAVE?)? Nothing but an unraveling, because without an End you are nothing but a record on repeat, living on borrowed time, and you should have known (you should have known, have known) the Truth (behind the Truth (behind the Truth)).
All must pay their dues in time.
And you have taken the only currency (those strange black coins) that your team could have used to pay it.
So when you start to come apart at the seams (physically, mentally, but fiscally mostly, hah, hah, hah), when your fate of Nothingness catches up with you anyway (oh, how funny, how hilarious, how Doomed you are!), but not in Nullness, not Nothingness, not Voidness, but in good, plain Insanity (HAH HAH HAH, how funny, the ways that Fate Dooms you!), you hear a little voice in the back of your head whisper what you should have known.
Go, run as fast as you can, the Wolf says. I’ll still catch you in the end.
The happiness continues! Remember; kids and fun.
Next, the Knight! Probably.
My Stories
The Game, and Those Who Play: "A set of stories detailing moments in the lives of those who play the Game, and the destinies they are a part of. Some Players will fulfill their own Destinies. Others will fail. And so the Game goes."
Or: That story where ArcFour tries to achieve the improbable, with various measures of success/failure!
Or: That story that's so big that the chapters can't fit into the signature!
Or: That story that's pretty much jossed about once a week, much to the author's dismay!
Or: That story with the Sylphs. What's up with them? God.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Okay, I was absolutely determined to finish chapter 8 of Herding Cats before April, so I did. Writing rap slam poetry is hard. It's hard and nobody understands. And now, horror of horrors, I am a person who has written slash. I have performed the full yaoi, and there is no turning back. This black mark will remain upon my soul forever. Okay anyway here's the stupid chapter.