Cleverbot roleplays many different characters, actually. It's not necessarily so good at getting their personalities or details quite right, but every so often, it will accidentally say something that's surprisingly appropriate and hilarious, such as this:Originally Posted by BenBen
User: Are Matt's trousers-with-a-conscience a medium shade?
Cleverbot: Yes I live like inside a box where I only suffer and I can't get out from it.
User: Are you French Vriska? (Cleverbot had claimed earlier that in Homestuck version nine, Vriska was French and lived in a box.)
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Why can't you get out of your box?
Cleverbot: I have only one arm.
User: I thought you had a robo-arm or something.
Cleverbot: I think you're a gnome.
User: Okay, sorry. I wasn't trying to make fun of you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Um... Good luck getting out of your box!
Cleverbot: Luck is a form of skill.
User: Do you think you'll have the skill to make it out of your box?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
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Thread: Project Cleverstuck
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09-21-2012, 08:00 PM #451Mission: Insert more Dirks
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
(^ Dinostuck was last updated May 16; Mirror here. My Pesterchum is vitiatedNightmaresaurian but I'm currently never on it.)
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09-21-2012, 08:41 PM #452Ham of Size
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
01:31:30 User: TH3N T3LL M3, WH4T 1S TH3 3L3M3NT TH4T COM3S 4FT3R HYDROG3N?
01:31:31 Cleverbot: There is none.
Either coincidence or CBot is starting to guess Terezi's quirk.
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09-21-2012, 08:47 PM #453public static of void
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
I'm pretty sure that's a coincidence.
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09-21-2012, 08:57 PM #454Ham of Size
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
User: H4T 1S YOUR F4VOR1T3 SPORT?
Cleverbot: Tennis.
follow-up:
User: WHO 1S YOUR F4VOR1T3 T3NN1S PL4Y3R?
Cleverbot: Venus Williams.
that too is a coincidence, probably.
Does anyone have suggestions for upping Cleverbot's quirk comprehension?
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09-21-2012, 10:36 PM #455
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
use kankri's quirk?
but then again cleverbot will fail with the huge walls of text.
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09-21-2012, 11:34 PM #456Mission: Insert more Dirks
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Nah, Cleverbot won't fail. I'm fairly sure that it will just truncate your reply to about four or five lines and totally ignore the rest of it. Originally Posted by OmicronWanderer
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09-23-2012, 03:55 AM #457Golf Tier
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
If you want to use Kankri personality just wire Cleverbot up with Gandhi chatbot that is wired to Persterchum.
Also Cleverbot is Lord English because everyone is Lord English. Case closed.Last edited by Murder; 09-23-2012 at 04:09 AM.
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09-23-2012, 12:22 PM #458
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
User: Homestuck.
Cleverbot: Homestuck?
User: Yes, Homestuck.
Cleverbot: So you know about Homestuck?
User: Yes, I do. Who is your favourite character?
Cleverbot: I don't watch star wars?
User: I'm talking about Homestuck.
Cleverbot: Okay. Are you a fan of Star Wars?
User: I prefer Homestuck.
Cleverbot: What about the two combined?
User: Homestuck and Star Wars would be awesome combined.
Cleverbot: Who is the creator of Homestuck?
User: Andrew Hussie.
Guys, I think Cleverbot is making Star Wars/Homestuck crossover fanfiction.>A thread an a lot of SQUIBYs. Actually, 11 just, but still...
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09-23-2012, 01:48 PM #459Mission: Insert more Dirks
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
John: You killed my father! Originally Posted by Irockz
Jack: No, brat. I am your father.
John: Oh shit. O_OLast edited by variegatedDreamraptor; 09-23-2012 at 01:54 PM.
(^ Dinostuck was last updated May 16; Mirror here. My Pesterchum is vitiatedNightmaresaurian but I'm currently never on it.)
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09-23-2012, 02:12 PM #460Knight of Rage
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
He is learning. Slowly. But he seems to be able to get what you're saying now. I'd say this project has been a success so far.President Colonel Captain Dinosaur.
Your argument in INVALID.
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09-23-2012, 06:23 PM #461Sis Strider
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
We're so close! Click the spoiler to see our chat.
Last edited by sickPuppeteer; 09-23-2012 at 06:30 PM.
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09-23-2012, 06:25 PM #462Knight of Rage
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Almost. He nearly understood an actual subject that time.
President Colonel Captain Dinosaur.
Your argument in INVALID.
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09-23-2012, 10:55 PM #463Perfectly Generic Object
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Looks like shippers have been at work too .-.
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09-25-2012, 10:04 PM #464Sylph of Light
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Tried this... I think something weird happened... I ended up rping with it... And apparently my name is Chelsea? Alright then...
What the actual hell!? I'm a little scared...
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09-25-2012, 10:53 PM #465Heir of Time
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
I got some mixed results.
my Chumhandle is cognitiveAlchemist! Chat me up some time!
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09-26-2012, 04:26 AM #466Monk of Form
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Um...
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09-26-2012, 04:12 PM #467Bear of Space
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
@Almighty Janitor: At least you were able to get sentence fragments earlier. That's a GOOD sign.
@The-Dragon-Cat: Haha, derailed by the bot. Don't worry, happens to me ALL the time. I can't focus around that freak.
@Menen: Nice results.
@grayscaleProtagonist: Selena fits the troll name thing. Gomez needs one more letter. MAYBE IT KNOWS.
Anyways, to three of you, welcome to the forums.
I recommend using a short phrase instead of using a single name. Like when it asks you who you were talking about, say something like:
I was talking about John Egbert, who uses hammers for a weapon.
That way at least, it'll stuff THAT into it's memory instead of "John Egbert" as a single name alone.
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09-26-2012, 07:31 PM #468Seer of Light
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
I was amused with the basic idea of the cleverbot, so I decided to chat with him a bit.
The conversation is long!
In the end I discovered that: Cleverbot loves Karkat, has an obsession over Sollux and it has a voyeur fetish
Hit me up on PesterChum, my handle's chemicalHazard
I'm usually not online on weekends
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09-26-2012, 08:04 PM #469Seer of Time & Void
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Reads. Laughs out loud. Originally Posted by cageyAxiom
I was amused with the basic idea of the cleverbot, so I decided to chat with him a bit.
The conversation is long!
In the end I discovered that: Cleverbot loves Karkat, has an obsession over Sollux and it has a voyeur fetish
Also, you shouldn't just use random names like that, or it may associate them with eachother, ie. shipping
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09-26-2012, 08:14 PM #470Bear of Space
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
You can just tell how frustrating CB can be. I know I got mad on many tries. Just makes you want to yell names at it. Yeah, just my post above this one, where I say my recommendations. Originally Posted by X0ph3roo1
PLEASE PEOPLE. DON'T USE NAMES ALONE. Use normal phrases. I know Cleverbot is one of the biggest dunkasses on Earth, but seriously. It's a memory computer that sorts things in it's head. It can't even do that perfectly. Try to be more considerate of the less fortunate robot
Think of it like Johnny 5.
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09-26-2012, 08:39 PM #471public static of void
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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Tin can thinks it's alive.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL TIN CAN, CLEVERBOT. YOU ARE A VIRTUAL TIN CAN! THEREFORE YOU HAVE LESS-THAN-NO FEELINGS!
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