>Travel to the DISTANT REALM OF THE IMAGINATION
>Travel to the DISTANT REALM OF THE IMAGINATION
>Have your best not-online friend Rufio come and help you out.
>Rufio: Don't exist.
>Nothing out of the ordinary.
And now, for something a little different:
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Wait. What did she tell me?
You awake a bit confused and disoriented. That dream felt so real.
You consider the possibility that you really were in an actual dream bubble.
But that would be ridiculous.
Dream bubbles are only accessible to SBURB Players.
Now, time to get some food.
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(Do you guys think I need to put a disclaimer in the Opening Post that says this adventure occasionally contains direct references to Homestuck? I don't think anyone who's not completely caught-up would be reading this, but I don't want to spoil anything for people, you know? Tell me what you guys think.)
>SBURB: Be a real thing in this adventure, except the protagonist doesn't get to play it.
>Disassemble stairs and construct a fort
> ...Is that trashcan filled with empty Faygo bottles?
> Grab that pumpkin pie off the counter, it looks delicious.
I hereby acknowledge that any of the preceeding words might possibly be nonsensical, insane, illogical, or just plain weird.
Eat the tasty morsels out of the bin, you nasty piece of trash.
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
Try the trash bin; it looks like it has CANDY![]()
>Be the banana, bananas are delicious.
Go then. There are other lesbians than these.
~A lost and lonely Page of Life. More or less.
Never compromise. Not even in the face of Memegeddon.
~An old and long, long weary Knight of Hope. I may be paraphrasing.
> Eat the kitchen.
> Okay, so... You need something to eat... Do you even know how to cook? If you do you could try to make some waffles. If not just have a banana. They are GOOD FOR YOU.
Alternatively,
> Look for some food in those cabinets. Find Betty Crocker cake mix and freak the crap out. The batterwitch, she's in your home.
> Attempt to gnaw on the sink and then freak out when the water turns on.