Legend of the Hunter - 111
The hat squid prepares an all-out attack! But your daring SKEWER SKIP ATTEMPT does not go unnoticed!
And delicate timing like this is your SPECIALTY.
Look at the eyes of that de-hatted squid. It is prepared. Prepared to deliver SWIFT LASERY REVENGE.
Noooo! Fuckin thievin piss ratWandering One wrote:
>Forest Imp: Ok, you've had your fun. Now you know the best way to REALLY tick him off? Abscond. Right now. Deprive him of the satisfaction of hitting you once.
Professor zobot wrote:
>Seconded, but only if it swipes his wallet first.
That was my LAST murder chair, asshole!
Nobody plunders MY inventory! Come back 'ere!
There's no chance I'm not gonna catch up on this open unobstructed field here!
Predictably, the squid dodges! The spear shatters the very earth, though its scorching SOUL FLAMES do not find a target. Maybe it was intentional. Maybe you decided to let those psychopaths screw up after all and abscond while they're busy BEING LASERED.
Right on mark.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT SHAME YOU HAVE BROUGHT ON ME?!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT MURDERCHAIR - IT WAS A SYMBOL OF HONOR!
YOU ALLOWED A FUCKIN FOREST RAT TO STEAL MY MURDEROUS HONOR CHAIR!
It also happens to allow a brazen forest imp to make his GETAWAY.