Legend of the Hunter: Chapter 4 - [S] Fight. Talk. Don't die.

[PavlovianCat]

> Beowulf: Throw baron out the window. (make sure not to open it first, these things need to be suitably dramatic.

[ZenFeline]

Finish the job.

[Schazer]

"To coin a phrase, my dear Baron...

Time for you to die."

Oh hey Dotti, also: Is yours The Ultimate Weapon, or just an Ultimate Weapon?

[siguard]

Oh hey Dotti, also: Is yours The Ultimate Weapon, or just an Ultimate Weapon?

because real conquers of entire worlds have a assortment of Ultimate Weapons at their hands to pick and choose from, like a Box of Fine Cigars.

[Godbot]

Oh man, you totally have to shoot his bottle of medieval booze he's got there so that it spills all over him. Then shove him into that pool of green fire and make a dramatic escape out the window. Possibly on a flying hoarz.

[Professor zobot]

Booze the Baron's Holding: Turn out to be a molotov cocktail, lighting the Beast Mage's coat on fire when it's thrown but otherwise being useless.

or alternately:

Beowulf: FINISH HIM.

[Schazer]

Possibly on a flying hoarz.

>Summon PEGAAAAARGHSUS

[Not The Author]

Now, this is a complex maneuver, so pay attention. You're going to need to do several things at once, very quickly.

First, dash past the Baron, so he's between you and the window, while simultaneously knocking his legs out from under him. Then, when he's about perpendicular to the floor but still in the air, shoot him twice and jump onto his back. The rest is easy:

> Surf Baron Windfall out that window!


Don't forget the witty one-liner. Try to include a pun on "Windfall".

[Rolf Kopter]

Possibly on a flying hoarz.

>Summon PEGAAAAARGHSUS

Pegasi are for lame gods. It has to be at least a flying ninja unicorn.

[ZenFeline]

Possibly on a flying hoarz.

>Summon PEGAAAAARGHSUS

Pegasi are for lame gods. It has to be at least a flying ninja unicorn.

Better plan. Summon a Griffon.

[Cheshire Fox]

Summoning angry creatures should be your response to pretty much every situation

Possibly on a flying hoarz.

>Summon PEGAAAAARGHSUS

Pegasi are for lame gods. It has to be at least a flying ninja unicorn.

Better plan. Summon a Griffon.

Much Better plan. Summon a Unihippogriffacorn that is also a ninja

Why dirty your hands... er guns... er... bullets... er... arcan...
You know what, forget it!

[Rolf Kopter]

> Surf Baron Windfall out that window!


Don't forget the witty one-liner. Try to include a pun on "Windfall".

And summon angry sunglasses whilst making the pun, preferably mid-air.

[Torquemadras Trump]

Legend of the Hunter - 35

The baron seems quite confident he can get you with that bottle. What a foolish man, seeing as even these golem's hits couldn't faze you!
Or maybe, the baron feels CORNERED AND PANICKED. Perfect for a BIG FINISH.

>Dorothy: For ultimate humiliation, treat the Baron as a servant and assume that the bottle he just brought is for you, then summon a angry hangman to do the job for you - shooting a lesser being is beneath you.

How NICE of you to tend to our well-being, Baron!
Let me return the favor by introducing you to a friend of us.
He will take care of you, alright.



Taking the baron by surprise, you fire off a rapid SUMMONER'S RIFLE.

You will be surprised what you'll gain from our brief meeting.



Could be quite...

Don't forget the witty one-liner. Try to include a pun on "Windfall".

... THE WINDFALL PROFIT.

Possibly on a flying hoarz.

>Summon PEGAAAAARGHSUS

Pegasi are for lame gods. It has to be at least a flying ninja unicorn.

Better plan. Summon a Griffon.

You have successfully summoned the DEMONIC FEATHER STALKER, a devilish lesser beast that follows the proud tradition of being A RANDOM ASSEMBLY OF DIFFERENT ANIMAL'S BODYPARTS. Plus, it seems to be EXTRA-SNEAKY. Almost NINJA-LIKE.

Yeah, you don't know either. But you enslaved a whole bunch of these things, and they'll do just fine for what you're going to do now...

Arcane Maelstrom the Baron's face!

>Big Finish, Arcane Maelstrom.

> Beowulf: Throw baron out the window.

Finish the job.

> Surf Baron Windfall out that window!

Throw the fool out of the window, our minions!
And do it properly! We want everybody to see our extra-elegant surf moves!
And then, in midair, we shall annihilate the baron with the Arcane Maelstrom, mwahaha!
THEY SHALL FEAR OUR SUPERIOR WINDFALLSURFING!

This is going to be AWESOME. You don't care whether the baron is innocent or not, all you want is to be recognized as THE FEARSOME MAGE TYRANT, who will mercilessly surf your body out some window only to blow you up by ramming a hyper-heavy, reality-warping magic rift in your face. THIS WILL BE SO TOTALLY WORTH IT.

Oh, and there seem to be some people who have come out of hiding. Well, they won't bother you. They'd have to be STARK RAVING MAD to step near a charging ARCANE MAELSTROM, ha!

==>

[ZenFeline]

Dorohty: Why did you say OUR? Are you more than one person? HM?!

Gwydian: Stark Raving mad sounds about righ- OH SOMETHING SHINY AND TWIRLY. LET'S HIT IT WITH A CHAIR. (Thing: Be the Arcane Maelstrom)

[Godbot]

Don't take your eyes off her, you fool! She's got a unique character design!

[PavlovianCat]

> Everything: Go exactly as planned.

[Anthano Zasalla]

Don't take your eyes off her, you fool! She's got a unique character design!

[ZenFeline]

Don't take your eyes off her, you fool! She's got a unique character design!

GOOD GOD A UNIQUE DESIGN. Watch yourself.

[Chaos Waltz]

Unique character design woman> Ice spears. Now.

Gwyddi> randomly appear, enraged that there was a fight and stuff got destroyed, and it wasn't your fault.

[Rolf Kopter]

> The Guards who summate the property damage of Gwyddians destruction: Appear/innterupt by questioning the Baron how much his destroyed stuff had cost, ignoring the rest of the scene.

[Mibbs]

flying train operator:be completely sober and responsible
avoid all incidents

[Godbot]

I'm still vying for a flying train to hit somebody/something.
it doesn't even have to be related, it just HAS to happen

3) If a suggestion you make is not initially used by the author, don't repeat it over and over again.

[Wessolf27]

Beast Mage: Greet the "fair lady" respectfully, but keep a summon at hand.

[Rolf Kopter]

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Don't take your eyes off her, you fool! She's got a unique character design!

GOOD GOD A UNIQUE DESIGN. Watch yourself.

Suddenly, uniquely designed peasents everywhere.
*Author tease*

[Professor zobot]

=> Beowulf: Disregard these irrelevant people and continue what you're doing confident in the fact that no one will stop you.