> Beowulf: Throw baron out the window. (make sure not to open it first, these things need to be suitably dramatic.
Finish the job.
Hey look, it's a wild Signature!
"To coin a phrase, my dear Baron...
Time for you to die."
Oh hey Dotti, also: Is yours The Ultimate Weapon, or just an Ultimate Weapon?
Oh man, you totally have to shoot his bottle of medieval booze he's got there so that it spills all over him. Then shove him into that pool of green fire and make a dramatic escape out the window. Possibly on a flying hoarz.
Booze the Baron's Holding: Turn out to be a molotov cocktail, lighting the Beast Mage's coat on fire when it's thrown but otherwise being useless.
Beowulf: FINISH HIM.
Now, this is a complex maneuver, so pay attention. You're going to need to do several things at once, very quickly.
First, dash past the Baron, so he's between you and the window, while simultaneously knocking his legs out from under him. Then, when he's about perpendicular to the floor but still in the air, shoot him twice and jump onto his back. The rest is easy:
> Surf Baron Windfall out that window!
Don't forget the witty one-liner. Try to include a pun on "Windfall".
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Legend of the Hunter - 35
The baron seems quite confident he can get you with that bottle. What a foolish man, seeing as even these golem's hits couldn't faze you!
Or maybe, the baron feels CORNERED AND PANICKED. Perfect for a BIG FINISH.
Let me return the favor by introducing you to a friend of us.
He will take care of you, alright.
Taking the baron by surprise, you fire off a rapid SUMMONER'S RIFLE.
You will be surprised what you'll gain from our brief meeting.
Could be quite...
Yeah, you don't know either. But you enslaved a whole bunch of these things, and they'll do just fine for what you're going to do now...
And do it properly! We want everybody to see our extra-elegant surf moves!
And then, in midair, we shall annihilate the baron with the Arcane Maelstrom, mwahaha!
THEY SHALL FEAR OUR SUPERIOR WINDFALLSURFING!
This is going to be AWESOME. You don't care whether the baron is innocent or not, all you want is to be recognized as THE FEARSOME MAGE TYRANT, who will mercilessly surf your body out some window only to blow you up by ramming a hyper-heavy, reality-warping magic rift in your face. THIS WILL BE SO TOTALLY WORTH IT.
Oh, and there seem to be some people who have come out of hiding. Well, they won't bother you. They'd have to be STARK RAVING MAD to step near a charging ARCANE MAELSTROM, ha!
Dorohty: Why did you say OUR? Are you more than one person? HM?!
Gwydian: Stark Raving mad sounds about righ- OH SOMETHING SHINY AND TWIRLY. LET'S HIT IT WITH A CHAIR. (Thing: Be the Arcane Maelstrom)
Hey look, it's a wild Signature!
Unique character design woman> Ice spears. Now.
Gwyddi> randomly appear, enraged that there was a fight and stuff got destroyed, and it wasn't your fault.
> The Guards who summate the property damage of Gwyddians destruction: Appear/innterupt by questioning the Baron how much his destroyed stuff had cost, ignoring the rest of the scene.
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flying train operator:be completely sober and responsible
avoid all incidents
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=> Beowulf: Disregard these irrelevant people and continue what you're doing confident in the fact that no one will stop you.
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