Edgestuck

[Matrix]

>Fridge: Once you can talk, NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR RUNNING INTO YOU

Krozu is a girl, can't you see her girl eyelashes?

[Matrix]

>Prototype the broken television.

Anzar: Prototype the broken television.


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EB: okay so it is a tv now! so the enemies will be tvs then!
PC: Apparently.
PC: Oh
PC: One more thing.

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EB: aaaahhh!
PC: What?
EB: that thing you just gave me is bad luck! !(
PC: Oh great and powerful dragons!
PC: Krozu
PC: That is just some
PC: Idiotic superstition.
PC: Ignore the statue
PC: And pick up the card.
EB: maybe we shouldn't be playing this game!
PC: Krozu we have already
PC: come this far.
PC: I can't remove these machines.
PC: It costs too much grist.
EB: whats grist!
PC: The thing I use
PC: To build things
PC: As your server player.
PC: Now continue please.
EB: oh alright! i dont like this but i might as well!

Krozu: Pick up the card.

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EB: so what is this thing!
PC: It is the "Pre-Punched Card".
PC: It has a code for the
PC: Item displayed on it
PC: According to the guide.
EB: i cant really see it with all the holes!
PC: Yes well you will be
PC: Making that item
PC: I will guide you through
PC: The process.
PC: First you must go
PC: To the cruxtruder.
EB: oh hey whats with that timer!

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EB: the numbers aren't counting down!
PC: Those could be
PC: Hours and minutes.
PC: Or maybe a clock.
PC: I am sure it is 14:11
PC: Somewhere in the Empire.
EB: well if those are minutes they should have changed by now!
PC: Hours and days?
PC: No that is silly.
PC: Such a clock would also
PC: Have the lesser increments
PC: Of time as well.
PC: You're probably right.
PC: Anyways
PC: Turn the wheel
PC: To extrude cruxite.

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Blah blah cruxtruder blah blah totem lathe blah blah alchemiter blah.

Krozu: Do this alchemizing thing.

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EB: oooh a train set!
PC: What the heck?
EB: oh hey it has a cord!
EB: aw the end is all frayed with no plug!
EB: hey maybe i should power it!
EB: what do you think anzar!
PC: ...
PC: You know what
PC: At this point
PC: I just have no words
PC: For these baffling shenanigans
PC: Masquerading as a video game.
PC: Do whatever you think
PC: You should be doing.

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Somewhere, a monitor switches on.

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Someone watches it.

Perspective: Do something dastardly.

BAM! Who the heck is this kid?

[Bamoehn]

>Fridge: Once you can talk, NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR RUNNING INTO YOU

Krozu is a girl, can't you see her girl eyelashes?

Sorry I hadn't replied, because I was CAMPING

Also I meant him as in a general sense, but I suppose it wouldn't be applicable considering gender is not unknown
Bluh how do I grammar

So name suggestions for this weird guy?
>Flighte McDragone
>Deathy Dead
>Goatsmell Asslord
>Emo Emo

[JordanTH]

Boredguy McLazyface

[harmoniousExtremes]

Skye nicnakpattywhackgiveyourdogaboninson.

[Chaos Waltz]

Herpimus Derpem

[redaeth]

Sean Ghoarn

[supersinger472]

Stephan Assmunch

[Chaos Waltz]

Ben Dover

[Jaded_Teen]

Coolguy McUnrelated

[littlebeasti]

> Trogdor Dagron

> Exmae Alritton

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that second one is serious btw, i just don't know what the real naming conventions are

[Matrix]

Yay new readers! :D

> Exmae Alritton

that second one is serious btw, i just don't know what the real naming conventions are

The naming convention you have to follow is "silly and/or insulting", because the naming convention for the characters' actual names is "I already made them." :P

Now... ON WITH THE SHOW!

>Deathy Dead
>Goatsmell Asslord
>Emo Emo

Herpimus Derpem

Sean Ghoarn

Stephan Assmunch

Ben Dover

Goatsmell Asslord.

Hey now, that's mean! Look, the kid now has a frowny face. He doesn't like that teasing. Try again, smartass.

Emo Emo.

Oh yeah, make fun of him being sad at you making fun of him. We are now in the Inception of teasing.

This is stupid. Do it right.

Herpimus Derpem.

Hey man, stop it! The kid is about to cry.

Stephan Assmunch! Sean Ghoarn! Deathy Dead! Ben Dover!

NICE GOING, DOUCHENOZZLES. YOU HAVE MADE THIS KID CRY. ARE YOU PLEASED WITH YOURSELVES? DOES THIS GIVE YOU SOME KIND OF SICK PLEASURE? ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS!?

Input correct name.

Oh, now you do it right. Too little too late.

Examine room.

Your name is SALYO AJOBRINEK. Your room reflects some ASPECTS OF YOUR PERSONALITY. You love to drink COFFEE. The rich aromas make you feel relaxed and at home, and the sheer variety of flavours makes you feel like a kid in a candy store. Wait, you are a kid, aren't you? So you guess that makes coffee your candy? Something like that. You also like to play VIDEO GAMES sometimes. You tend to like sandbox games that can be more accurately described as ELECTRONIC TOYS. Your bedsheets (as well as your walls) depict MAJESTIC DRAGONS AND FIERCE BIRDS. Or was it FIERCE DRAGONS AND MAJESTIC BIRDS? Probably both, you think. This is because you are a WIND MAJA and love your fellow creatures who soar the skies. You even wear the TRADITIONAL LETTER SAR, which depicts a dragon, instead of the letter directly having to do with your power, like your friends do. Because there is none. You would probably wear it anyway, you guess.
Your online handle is windyThing and you are not very sure about things, you guess.

You just finished having a BOUT OF DEPRESSION. Normally, you would go talk to your PSYCHIC FRIEND, because he has been helping you out with this stuff. However, he's probably too busy with this game, SKRAN, to talk to you. Well, you're not so sure about that. The only way to know for sure is to ask, but you don't want to interrupt him. But if he's done being busy... Agh!

You are frozen with indecision.

What will you do?

[supersinger472]

> Ask him you moron!

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Drink some coffee, then ask someone else if they know if he's busy right now.

[Chaos Waltz]

>Coffee binge! Then, go ask your psychic friend how SKRAN is going

[Matrix]

>Drink some coffee, then ask someone else if they know if he's busy right now.

Salyo: Drink some coffee.

Yes, you need to calm your nerves after that episode. You believe you will have some mocha LOCAF, which is sort of like DECAF except it only has SOMECAF instead of NOCAF. Which you guess is nothing like DECAF at all, upon thinking about it.

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Mmmmmmm, delicious.

Salyo: Ask someone if Anzar is busy.

Oh, right, you logged off earlier. Better log back on. There. Okay, so... You don't particularly feel like talking to Krozu, considering how you think she was trying to flirt with you earlier. So uncomfortable. Anyways, she should be busy playing with Anzar, you gather. Felanka... No. Just no. That leaves oceanicDeliberation and naturalOrder. Well, technically, there are the other six players, but you only just met them and this is a sensitive situation.

You decide to talk to OD.

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-- windyThing [WT] began pestering oceanicDeliberation [OD] --

WT: Hey, OD?
OD: Yes?
WT: I was wondering if, maybe, you thought Anzar was busy at the moment?
OD: Yes.
WT: Oh. Well, okay, then.
OD: Salyo.
WT: Huh?
OD: Anzar. Now.
WT: But you just said he's busy, didn't you?
OD: Go.
WT: But if he's busy...
OD: Now.

-- oceanicDeliberation [OD] ceased pestering windyThing [WT] --

-- windyThing [WT] began pestering psychicCaution [PC] --

WT: Hey, Anzar, I guess you're kind of busy, so I won't bother you if you don't want me to.
PC: Sigh
PC: Salyo
PC: What is wrong?
WT: Well, I just had this sort of thing, I guess.
WT: Where I kept calling myself names in my head.
PC: I told you to
PC: Not hesitate to talk
PC: To me if you had any
PC: Of these problems.
PC: I don't even have to read your mind
PC: To see just how hesitant you have to be
PC: Just to say something like that
PC: At the beginning there.
PC: But I digress.
PC: So you just had these weird words
PC: Appear in your head from nowhere?
WT: Yeah, I think. Though maybe not from nowhere.
PC: Tell me what these
PC: names consisted of.
WT: Um, stuff like "Goatsmell Asslord", and "Stephan Assmunch" and "Ben Dover".
PC: Hmm.
PC: Yes.
PC: Look
PC: If it happens again
PC: Do not heed it.
PC: Just ignore it.
PC: I have reason to believe
PC: You didn't actually think them.
WT: Oh, Hale. A psychic's in my head!?
PC: Woah
PC: Hey
PC: No need to jump
PC: To conclusions.
WT: What else could it be?
PC: I know that it is the
PC: Most likely answer
PC: But I am the only
PC: Psychic you know
PC: Right?
WT: Yeah...
PC: Therefore
PC: I have no idea
PC: What is going on
PC: But I am working on it.
PC: Oh Hale
PC: What is that thing!?
PC: Brb saving Krozu's life.

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You are now Krozu.

What will you do?

[Bamoehn]

>Plan to be santa.

[supersinger472]

> Flip out

[JordanTH]

Oh god those enemies are amazing.

>Krozu: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Huntress]

> Try to figure out what the fuck just happened.

[redaeth]

Who knew broken TV's could be so dangerous. You might wanna build a weapon with all that grist. Time to Learn About Alchemy.

[harmoniousExtremes]

I... am so proud of my suggestion right now.

You do fantastic work, dear author. Absolutely fantastic.

[TobiasMoon]

Arm Yourself

[Matrix]

I... am so proud of my suggestion right now.

You do fantastic work, dear author. Absolutely fantastic.

Thank you!

[Varkarrus]

Krozu: Run away. Then run back. Body slam.