Edgestuck

[supersinger472]

[QUOTE=Bamoehn;5507414]

> You obviously can't trust someone with the initials ew, contact refrigeratedPatron, they will obviously have perfect social graces.

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-- electricBoogaloo [EB] began pestering refrigeratedPatron [RP] --

EB: hello!
RP: Woah. Like, who are you?
EB: im krozu and im going to be playing skran!
RP: Oh, pretty sweet, bro.
EB: um im not a bro!
RP: Oh, you're, like, a sis, then. My bad, sis.
EB: hehe its okay!
RP: Cool. 3)
EB: !)
EB: you arent weird at all like ew!
RP: Oh, you were, like, talking to her before? Yeah, she's always got something up her voluminous sleeves. She's some kind of, like, hacker or something.
EB: !O
RP: I bet if, like, I covered the insides of her jacket sleeves with snow, I could do the best tricks ever.
RP: Though I wonder how the snow on the ceiling would stay.
EB: what sort of tricks do you mean!
RP: Snowboard.
EB: ooooo!
EB: man ive never even seen snow before!
EB: ive never left kandro!
RP: Well, maybe you should come visit Iglisa sometime. Snow is awesome. You can snowboard, ski, snowshoe, make snowmen, make forts and have snowball fights. The snow fun list just doesn't stop from getting larger. 3)
EB: wow that sounds like fun!
EB: maybe i will visit!
EB: but for now i guess well play skran!
RP: Yeah, from what I hear this game should be pretty bitchin andko[';lkmcd
RP: Damn. Gotta go deal with thoahvovlskv

-- refrigeratedPatron [RP] ceased pestering electricBoogaloo [EB] --

You wonder if you have just met your first coolkid!

Dang you just took my pun, completely ignored it, then replaced it with an even cooler pun.

> Get acquainted with controls

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Flip the FUCK out.

[Matrix]

> Get acquainted with controls

Get acquainted with controls.

That is not even a name. That is not anywhere near even being close to being a name. This is so ridiculous. I am going to have to...

Wait.

She seems to be parsing this as a command.

Uh.

She will not "get acquainted with her controls" in public. She is not an exhibitionist! Also she is eleven virui old! If she did begin to do something like that, I would switch POV immediately! Does the name of this adventure say "Illegal Teenage Pornquest: Bucket Edition"?

No. It does not. So please keep your dirty commands to yourself.

>Flip the FUCK out.

Flip the fuck out!

THAT ISN'T A NAME EITHER BUT IT SURE IS WHAT SHE IS DOING RIGHT NOW!

Input correct name.

Okay I seriously think you are doing this just to spite me.

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Your name is FELANKA DAJOKRIZA. You are a FIRE MAJA. You are currently outside in an alley burning crows.

Burn more crows? Y/N

[Bamoehn]

N
Don't burn some crows
Burn ALL THE CROWS

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Felanka: N; Melt the Trash-can.

[Ario]

Y
Burn all the crows.
AND THEN EAT THEM.
They're already cooked, so hey, why not?

[supersinger472]

> Y and then burn brick building

[Bamoehn]

>Attempt to burn yourself because you are obviously emo.

[Matrix]

Oh man. We have achieved escape velocity. We can now say goodbye to the cradle because we are now in space! And by space I mean the regular forum adventures section. Woohoo!

Also to make this post less senseless bumping, I will take this time to inform you that I am making some more panels currently.

[Matrix]

Welp, doublepost, but this one is UPDATE so who gives a shit.

N
Don't burn some crows
Burn ALL THE CROWS

Felanka: BURN ALL THE CROWS!

YES! YES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Y
Burn all the crows.
AND THEN EAT THEM.
They're already cooked, so hey, why not?

Felanka: Eat a crow.

In all your days of burning crows, you have never thought to eat one of your kills. Well, you guess they're already cooked... After a fashion.

Just one bite couldn't hurt...

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NOPE IT'S DISGUSTING

>Felanka: N; Melt the Trash-can.

Felanka: Melt the trashcan.

Sadly, your fire is not hot enough to melt steel! You're only eleven, after all.

> Y and then burn brick building

Felanka: Burn down the brick building.

What!? You will not burn down that building. First off, you do not want to get charged with arson again, especially one you caused! Second, you don't think you could burn it down if you tried. At least not from outside. That's brick, smart guy.

Also it is your house.

[Matrix]

Felanka: Get in your house.

You do just that.

Your room reflects some ASPECTS OF YOUR PERSONALITY. Your room is a MESS, mostly because you DON'T GIVE A SHIT. You like to burn things, and have a PILE OF BURNT THINGS sitting around. You have a GUILTY PLEASURE in TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS, though you only really care about the intimate scenes. Your clothes are mostly in TATTERS because you ACCIDENTALLY BURN THEM, but you have come to NOT PARTICULARLY CARE. You just wear the ones that aren't tattered in places that would get you odd looks on the street. Also you DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY for clothes, in between food and VIDEO GAMES. You like to play ROLE PLAYING GAMES so you can fuck around and generally be a dick to all the NPCs. This philosophy extends to real life as well, where you like to TROLL PEOPLE and SCREW WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Possibly in MORE WAYS THAN ONE, but you haven't gotten around to the innuendo meaning of that phrase yet. Mostly because your friends find you SORT OF CREEPY with your advances. Either that or they just think you're trolling them again. You are still working on finding out what you're doing wrong in that department. You have no bedsheets because the purpose of bedsheets is to keep you warm, and you can do that yourself just fine. You only have the one pillow, which you use for both sitting and sleeping.
Your online handle is burningPassion and you are PASSIONATE ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DO >:D

Your OBSOLETE MODEL HOLO-TOP COMPUTER is trying to install SKRAN. You got the server going, but nobody has connected to you yet. And by "nobody", you mean Anzar, since that's who MS said you will be server for. You're not sure what to think about that yet. The client has yet to run, presumably because it is not yet your turn. You will just have to wait for Krozu and Anzar to stop being retarded and get their shit in order.

Until then, what will you do?

[littlebeasti]

> Read a trashy romance novel.
> SO HOT
> ...Oh god dammit, not again. Why do books have to be flammable.

[harmoniousExtremes]

> Read a trashy romance novel.
> SO HOT
> ...Oh god dammit, not again. Why do books have to be flammable.

Second.

[Matrix]

> Read a trashy romance novel.
> SO HOT
> ...Oh god dammit, not again. Why do books have to be flammable.

Felanka: Read one of your trashy romance novels.

Oooohhh... Oh yes! This is one of your favourite scenes! You are getting all hot and bothered just reading it!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Awww. That was one of your favourite books! Welp. This is why you have pirated copies of all of your books on your computer.

Suffice it to say, the mood has been brutally murdered as it awoke from its fitful slumber.

What will you do now?

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Check with your fellow players to see how the whole Skran daisy-chain is coming along.

[Ario]

> pester client.

[JordanTH]

Pretty interesting looking adventure you have here. +1 reader.

[Matrix]

Pretty interesting looking adventure you have here. +1 reader.

Thank you :D

>Check with your fellow players to see how the whole Skran daisy-chain is coming along.

Felanka: Check on your fellow SKRAN players.

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-- burningPassion [BP] begun pestering electricBoogaloo [EB] --

BP: HEY KROZU >:)
EB: ugghhh felanka what do you want im busy!
BP: BUSY >:?
BP: SO DID YOU STOP BEING DUMB AND CONNECT TO ANZAR ALREADY >:?
EB: yes and we are busy!
EB: aaaaaahhh!
BP: WHAT >:O
EB: there was a loud noise like a crash!
BP: WHAT IN THE GAME >:?
EB: no in my apartment! though i guess it is also the game! this sure is confusing and scary! i know ms said he gets to control my environment but i didnt think she was being so literal!
BP: KROZU ARE YOU TRYING TO TROLL ME >:|
BP: BECAUSE REALLY YOU CANNOT BEAT THE MASTER AT HER OWN GAME DUMBASS >XD
EB: i dont troll its for stupid losers who lose stupidly!
BP: OH YEAH >XD
BP: REAL NICE COMEBACK >XD
EB: agggh i need to focus on this game or whatever! bye!

-- electricBoogaloo [EB] ceased pestering burningPassion [BP] --

-- burningPassion [BP] begun pestering psychicCaution [PC] --

BP: SO ANZAR >:)
BP: KROZU TELLS ME YOU ARE FINALLY GETTING YOUR GAME ON >:)
BP: SO HURRY UP AND CONNECT TO ME >:D
PC: Busy.
BP: WHAT ARE YOU SO BUSY WITH >:(
PC: Figuring out this
PC: Absurd and impossible "game".
BP: IMPOSSIBLE >:?
BP: SO YOU SUCK AT IT, TELL ME SOMETHING NEW >XD
PC: I mean physically impossible
PC: You insufferable hag.
BP: PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AS IN YOU SUCK >XD
PC: Physically impossible
PC: As in I am somehow
PC: Capable of altering
PC: Krozu's actual
PC: Physical
PC: Environment.
PC: The one she physically inhabits.
PC: As in her apartment.
BP: UGH MORE LAME TROLLING >X(
BP: YOU GUYS NEED TO WORK ON YOUR MATERIAL >:|
BP: MAYBE YOU CAN LEARN FROM THE CHAMPION HERSELF >:D
PC: Fine
PC: Don't believe me.
PC: You will when
PC: You begin playing.
PC: Which will not be now
PC: As I have Krozu
PC: To attend to.

-- psychicCaution [PC] ceased pestering burningPassion [BP] --

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EB: aaaaaaanzaaaaaaarrrr!
PC: What?
EB: what are all these machines!
EB: wheres the couch and table!
EB: and why is the tv broken!!!
PC: Sorry.
PC: As per the former two questions
PC: I needed to make room for these
PC: Contraptions necessary for the game.
PC: As per the latter
PC: My aim at dragging
PC: The cursor along the screen
PC: Is not all that great.
EB: my parents are going to be so mad!
PC: Perhaps there is a way
PC: To repair the damage.
PC: I will have to ask MS later.
EB: !/
EB: so what now!
PC: MS's guide says that I have to
PC: Open the cruxtruder.
EB: which ones that!
PC: The one by the TV.

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EB: woah whats this flashy thing!
PC: It is the
PC: Um
PC: "Kernelsprite".
EB: whats it do!
PC: Not sure.
PC: But we have to
PC: "prototype" it.
PC: Which apparently
PC: Means to put something
PC: Inside of it.
PC: This is apparently
PC: An important decision.
PC: It affects the enemies
PC: We will encounter in-game.
EB: oh man!
EB: i guess we should choose carefully!

What shall be prototyped?

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Prototype the broken television.

[supersinger472]

> Delicious tree

[littlebeasti]

> Prototype the tiny statue no wait save that for the second one.

Or maybe not.

[harmoniousExtremes]

> Prototype the tiny statue no wait save that for the second one.

Or maybe not.

First T.V. and second statue? That would be... interesting.

I think it might end up as the robot from FLCL.

[Matrix]

I think it might end up as the robot from FLCL.

I have never seen FLCL.

[harmoniousExtremes]

I have never seen FLCL.

Mostly joking. It's a robot with a T.V. for a head.

Though... I think everyone. EVERYONE. Should look into FLCL. Very short, very surreal anime.

[Bamoehn]

>Go and prototype the fridge

>Fridge: Once you can talk, NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR RUNNING INTO YOU

EDIT- I've never seen FLCL either