Yus I agree with the Wiggling Hamster Sir.
My Pesterchum Handle is ThyCreationist
I am the Rogue of Blood
I am a Libra
Still haven't played Diablo 3. Beat 1 and 2 both by just hiding and throwing stuff at him. Works really well, actually.
Kernalsprite> Don't get the whole course, only the most irritating part of it.
Kernelsprite : Fly into tightrope
Yaro: Be disappointed. You've lost your challenge.
Strong Jump to the alchemiter!
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Almost got it.. almost got it!
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
YOU LIKE TO TAKE OFF YOUR HOLOBAND WHEN YOU DO AWESOME SHIT!
YOU TOTALLY TRASHED YOUR TRAINING COURSE BUT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE THIS IS SO AWESOME YEAAAAAA-
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Oh wait!
Your shenanigans killed that poor bolkasc over there!
Yaro: Only one thing to do there.
Yep.
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Yaro: Alchemize your entry item already!
Yeah, this whole thing was fun, but you can practically feel MS' impatience emanating from your holoband.
Time to get this show on the road.
Yaro: Enter.
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[Music: Lotus Land Story by Radiation]
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Somewhere, the eleventh monitor turns on.
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Someone still watches.
But the time for watching is over. The time for action has begun.
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You are now IMPARA KOZEN, and it's time for you to play.
Impara> Refuse all commands, do what you want
She seams to be the kind of person who would do such a thing :P
Impara: Explain the presence of those monitors.
MIRROR UPDATE
Examine room.
Nah.
You don't got time for THAT SHIT. Time is AT A PREMIUM here. Why? Because it's YOUR time. You're the HEIR to an EMPIRE-WIDE TECHNOLOGY CORPORATION. You get enough shit from your STRICT PARENTS who make you wear this IMPERIAL PHOENIX INSIGNIA FLAG SHIRT because they're so fucking PATRIOTIC. They even NAMED YOU AFTER THE EMPIRE. Point is, you're not willing to spend your hard-earned free TIME letting these wastrels you call co-players engage in POINTLESS SHENANIGANS all day. You're NOT EVEN IN YOUR BEDROOM, anyway. You're in your SECRET CONTROL ROOM from which you intend to play SKRAN.
Your online handle is metalSlime and you are kinda shifty... >.>
You're just gonna go talk to your server player.
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AGH THIS SUDDEN HEADACHE IS SO DISTRACTING, YOU CAN'T FOCUS ON THE
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Krozu: Wake up.
Pesterlog:
> Impara: What would you rather have on your shirt instead of the Imperial Phoenix?
Krozu: Deploy Cruxtruder
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED:
"MAN, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE ALL THESE CRAZY MAJA NAMES AND WORDS??"
Well, wonder no more!
PRESENTING THE:
WE NOW BRING YOU YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED UPDATE
MIRROR UPDATE
Krozu: Deploy stuff.
Right then. Now to completely ignore her while she gets her shit done.
[PSEUDO-S] Impara: Enter.
[Music: Another Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman]
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Blah blah cruxtruder
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blah blah totem lathe
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blah blah alchemiter
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blah.
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Wait wat?! Ummmm
Everybody> be in some sort of trouble (?)
I actually have no idea why I said that....
Oh god...
Phoenixsprite...
This ought to be good new, as it allows the underlings to commit suicide by spontaneous combustion. And if they're reborn from the ashes, then they'll only be... underling-lings?
prototyping an entry item
this has potential to be game breaking
wait can the imps send people to Impara's land now that they have entry item powers
shit this is weird
Your chumhandle is gargantuanFeline and you tend to talk using perfect grammar and no swearing no matter what.
The REAL question is, since Krozu clearly wasn't at her computer, unless there are temporal shenanigens afloat, who was phone was the one deploying shit for Impara?