MineTrapped - [S] Lumine

[newbonomicon]

> Arm yourself against the THUMP.

[Torquemadras Trump]

> Counter with a loud, blaring noise of a DECIDEDLY REDDISH QUALITY.

[Marowhamm]

>Pick up a tree and kill the green thump.

[Ciphermind]

>Counter with a loud, blaring noise of a DECIDEDLY REDDISH QUALITY.



Loud? Blaring? Not your style. You would prefer to remain a bit more suave than that. However you do express your anger with the reddest TEETH GRITTING you can muster.

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My, my...



What have we here?

[Marowhamm]

>Read the letter.

>Resist urge to eat the bird, instead following it back to the kingdom where you will then wreak destruction upon the inhabitants.

Oh, and don't forget to invite all of your friends!

[billybobfred]

>Read the letter.

>Resist urge to eat the bird, instead following it back to the kingdom where you will then wreak destruction upon the inhabitants.

Oh, and don't forget to invite all of your friends!

>Then eat the bird.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Eat the letter too.

[Lazro]

>Kick the bird. Wonder what you drop when defeated, anyways.

[whatpumpkiin]

>Endermen. Endermen everywhere.

[Stinkosar]

>Kick the bird. Wonder what you drop when defeated, anyways.

0-2 Diamonds.

[Ciphermind]

>Read the letter.
>Resist urge to eat the bird



Why would you eat a strange, bloody bird that's lying on the ground? You're not a psychopath, and you're CERTAINLY not a Caraftian... You pick up the note...



And read it...

Note Text:

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Under the authority of
the divine right of the
Caraftian line, you
must transcribe this
message and send it
to your fellow peasants
post-haste. One girl refused
to comply and was executed by
an enforcer. This is true...
-Ozella Caraftia

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Become angry and swear revenge against Ozella Caraftia for sending you such a stupid letter.

[Ciphermind]

>Become angry and swear revenge against Ozella Caraftia for sending you such a stupid letter.



THAT'S IT!!!

You're FINISHED with the aristocratic arrogance of the Caraftians! TODAY is the day Minecraftia FALLS by YOUR HAND. All you need now is a plan...

How will you bring about the end of this condescending hegemony?

[Stinkosar]

Steal every last one of their blocks.
EVERY.
LAST.
ONE.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Used dark magic to summon an army of monsters that is under your command.

[Marowhamm]

>Teleport to the castle and kill the king.

[Lazro]

>Call CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, and PIG. Explain your predicament.

[Marowhamm]

>Call CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, and PIG. Explain your predicament.

Then kill the king.

[whatpumpkiin]

>Call CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, and PIG. Explain your predicament.

What, no Endermen? Blasphemy!

[Ciphermind]

>Call CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, and PIG. Explain your predicament.

What, no Endermen? Blasphemy!

At the moment you are the Enderman. There are no other Endermen. Yet...

[Lazro]

>Oh, also call CHICKEN. CHICKEN is obviously more powerful than CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, and PIG. Obviously.

[Stinkosar]

>Oh, also call CHICKEN. CHICKEN is obviously more powerful than CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, COW, SQUID, WOLF, ZOMBIE PIGMAN, GHAST and PIG. Obviously.

[Lazro]

>Oh, also call CHICKEN. CHICKEN is obviously more powerful than CREEPER, SPIDER, SKELETON, ZOMBIE, COW, SQUID, WOLF, ZOMBIE PIGMAN, GHAST and PIG. Obviously.

I defer judgement to this guy.

[snuffysam]

>March up to CASTLE and steal BIRDCAGE. Turn BIRDCAGE into a CREEPER SPAWNER and run from the impending explosion.

[newbonomicon]

>Perform hideous GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION on PIGS to create your new EXPLOSIVE BIO-WEAPON.