Alright, in this thread we whine about how slow our Macbooks are and how shitty this refrigerator is.
Basically, something's wrong with all the electronics in my house. Apparently, the previous owner installed alarm systems for a living and completely fucked up the wiring. When we got our internet upgraded recently, the guy working on it said that the fact that we had internet at all before was a complete fluke.
At the moment however, our air conditioning system is completely fucked. The compressor's broken, or something, and it's gonna cost about $2,500 to fix. It's about 80 degrees Fahrenheit in here, last time I checked.
So what's wrong with your microwaves?