Simstuck 2: Ectobiological Boogaloo

[Differential]

Load speed doesn't seem to be affected on my end, but the image-heavy OP might be what's slowing it down for you.

[PriffyViole]

Does this page load really slow for anyone else? It bogs down my whole browser.

Probably because of the huge OP.

(Before anyone asks, I mean the first few posts, not inex)

[KawaiiMelon]

Probably because of the huge OP.

Well, sea lions ARE known to be overweight.

[KarneWarrior]

The trolls in my game really love their military outfits.


Also Karkat and Terezi are Kismesii????? They went from deeply in love to deeply in hate in about 2 sim days. No joke.

[inexpediency]

Also Karkat and Terezi are Kismesii????? They went from deeply in love to deeply in hate in about 2 sim days. No joke.

this pretty much describes how mine are

despite being in a relationship they keep going from loving each other to hating each other and then back to love

neither of them are very good at relationships

it's kinda hilarious

[KawaiiMelon]

I did this for a group of friends and I as filler for his LP. Comic Sans is me. Fixedsys is Stinkosar.

Note: Boogie is a friend of ours that we all hate and treat him like the butt monkey of our group. Also the statement about Netflix is TRUE AS FUCK. also he rarely goes on these forums

(Mindless) Filler 1: Stinko and Kawaii's Excellent Adventure.

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OH LAWD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH INTERNETS
KAWAII.
This is filler!
Ho shit son, WHAAAAT?
Yeah.
I just realized we have no straight man.
It's like...The three...people...without a straight man.
Well that's just AMAZING, Stinkosar!.
But who will we make fun of?
Boogie?
He's not here.
Fuck no. He's so stupid he doesn't even deserve to be made fun of.
Wait aren't we supposed to be doing something with simulations and no spoiler tags?
Oh, yes!
Let's get on with this shit! Time for THE SIMS 3!

Ah, Sunset Valley. What trials and tribulations awa-
LAME.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SUNSET VALLEY.
PAINIS.
Well, anyways, in the words of God from Monty Python, GET ON WITH IT!

Anyways, I already have a sim pre-made of me and all of my lanky ginger boy-ness.
My traits are Bookworm, Computer Whiz, Handy, Loves the Outdoors, and Unflirty, because that is pretty much me.
CHORTLES.
>:(
Shush Ginger boy.

Anyways, this asshole is you, Stinkosar.
Your traits are Excitable, Lucky, Clumsy, Absent Minded, and Charismatic.
Derp.
NOTE: The next sims are our ideas of people.
THEY ARE MADE OF SPECULATION.
SO SHUDDAP.
You don't have to be mean about it.
Yes I do.

Anyways....

This is the dumbo I'm replacing, everybody's favorite, LAZYBOY!
His traits are Bookworm, Brave, Good, Never Nude, and Workaholic!
I think he might just kill us before we're done.
Of course. He has that look in his eyes. You can tell.
Okay, now it's time for the wimpiest wimp I've ever seen. The only good thing he's ever done is introduce me to the wonders of the complete original run of Futurama on Netflix. Thank you, Boogie.
And then I threw Slim Jims and Porn at you.
Oh yes. That was a horrible day. Not to mention the hot sauce.

This is Boogie Bot, also known as Boogers, everyone's least favorite wimp. His traits are Coward, Heavy Sleeper, Loner, Loser, and Unflirty. He also has some pretty rockin' pajamas.
Show them.
If you say so.

Look at that shit. Dank ass squiddles.
His bare skin scares me.
Indeed.
So, Stinkosar, anything to say before we get on to the EMPTY LOT SHENANIGANS?
I am sexy.
Boogie is not.
And this filler will be long.
Even one episode.
Will span for a long time.
Alright. Let's get the fuck on with these EMPTY LOT SHENANIGANS.

It seems that I scare Boogie right away, out of free will. Good Kawaii. I've raised myself well.
And me and Lazy chat it up.

And now I join in on their conversation, talking about books.
AB conversation.
C your way out of it.
Quiet.
Meanwhile, Boogie thinks of splattering us with paintbrushes.
Douche.

Boogie starts crying it out because he doesn't have any paintbrushes.
Meanwhile, BOOKSBOOKSBOOKS
I love how I'm just watching your conversation.
Not like there is anyone else to talk to.
No one at all.
There boog- oh wait. I see what you did there.

Boogie is thinking about dying. Oh boogie, you so silly.
Note: MY LAST NAME IS STUART IN THIS BECAUSE KAWAII IS A DOUCHEBAG.
NO IT IS NOT MY REAL LAST NAME.
WELL MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MADE YOUR LAST NAME SAMUELSON. HOW YOU LIKE THAT, EH?
Shut it Daniel.
no YOU shut it, Samuel.

HEY BOOGIE.

STOP BEING AFRAID.
SHAPEZ.

OF FUCKING EVERYTHING
WHY IS HE YELLOW.
BOOGIE IS FAILING ALREADY?]
I DON'T KNOW. BUT I'M TIRED. SO I'M GOING TO GO TO BED.
See you next time on MINDLESS FILLER
BYE!

[inexpediency]

Wait...someone who doesn't have a broken game?

It's a miracle!

(procrastinating my imminent re-install because bleh)

[KawaiiMelon]

Yes!!!! My game is not broken!!!! I am your MESSIAH!!!!

[Stinkosar]

Yes!!!! My game is not broken!!!! I am your MESSIAH!!!!

Hush Daniel.

[KarneWarrior]

Wait...someone who doesn't have a broken game?

It's a miracle!

(procrastinating my imminent re-install because bleh)

Mine isn't broken.

I just don't have any pictures.

[MiniBurton]

I think I need to re-install the base game...but I can't find the diiiisk!!

[octopusOracle]

Hey errybody, I just made the kids in Sims (I guess this thread would be the best place to post them in?)

Rose:


Dave:


Jade:


John:

[callowCartographer]

Aha! I've been seeing these on the Sims 3 tag on Tumblr, and might I say that you did a good job with them. :3 (And I see you're using the shirts I made!)

A tip, though: The images look a bit squashed. Did you resize them manually, or did they come like that from the screencap?

[octopusOracle]

Aha! I've been seeing these on the Sims 3 tag on Tumblr, and might I say that you did a good job with them. :3 (And I see you're using the shirts I made!)

A tip, though: The images look a bit squashed. Did you resize them manually, or did they come like that from the screencap?

Aw thanks! And yeah thanks so much for making those shirts they're perfect :]
and they just came like that, but I've noticed the Sims screenshots thing has a way of warping the pics a little

on another note, would it be okay if I posted the kids' antics in this thread ? :b

[One]

Somebody do a house full of Dave timeclones.
The catch is that all the Daves are wildly different in personality.
And you'd never know which was which.

[callowCartographer]

on another note, would it be okay if I posted the kids' antics in this thread ? :b

That's what this thread's for! X3

Somebody do a house full of Dave timeclones.
The catch is that all the Daves are wildly different in personality.
And you'd never know which was which.

I'm planning something similar in that...

Suddenly, everyone was Sopor. Gamzee facepaint, crazy hair, the "Insane" trait, and everyone living in one house. Kinda like the Asylum challenge... except full of Gamzee-like Trolls and Kids.

[MiniBurton]

Somebody do a house full of Dave timeclones.
The catch is that all the Daves are wildly different in personality.
And you'd never know which was which.

GOD I WISH I COULD! SOMEBODY PLEASE DO THIS! @octopusOracle yeah its cool if you post their shennigans here! We need more shennigans to counteract all the games messing up!

[octopusOracle]

Woot! Shenanigans coming right up then xD

also that Dave idea is glorious @.@ I just might do that if no one else does >.>

[octopusOracle]

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Dave immediately starts surfin' the web on their cheap computer, and John wastes no time and starts looking for a science career in the papers.

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Meanwhile Jade and Rose are...playing tag??

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And of course, John started a fire on his first attempt cooking.

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Jade seems amused by his fear.

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TG: shit
fire
jegus john

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Dave's the only one cool enough to deal with this.

[callowCartographer]

Dave is so badass ide

Also, I just started merging all my CC because daaaaamn I had like over 1000 files.

[Differential]

Suddenly, everyone was Sopor. Gamzee facepaint, crazy hair, the "Insane" trait, and everyone living in one house. Kinda like the Asylum challenge... except full of Gamzee-like Trolls and Kids.

There was a series of pictures in the OP from a long time ago where evil!Gamzee (we named him Eezmag) singlehandedly slew an entire houseful of Karkats. It was terrifying. ._.

[Almost Human]

Hey errybody, I just made the kids in Sims

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Rose:


Dave:


Jade:


John:

Those look amazing, You are good at this!

They went from deeply in love to deeply in hate in about 2 sim days. No joke.

this pretty much describes how mine are

This is how I would assume Karkat's relationships would work anyway, so it's really quite perfect.

[BubblegumPatty]

I just relized something.


I'm the only one (save for that one Sims 2 Player, I forgot who) who play the kids as, well, Kids. I find that weird. :\

[KawaiiMelon]

I just relized something.


I'm the only one (save for that one Sims 2 Player, I forgot who) who play the kids as, well, Kids. I find that weird. :\

They're technically teenagers.

[BubblegumPatty]

I just relized something.


I'm the only one (save for that one Sims 2 Player, I forgot who) who play the kids as, well, Kids. I find that weird. :\

They're technically teenagers.

And their technically not at the same time.

If only the Sims had a "pre-teen" life stage.