(Preemptive note: There's a thread in srs bsns if you want to go duke it out philosophically instead of bond, or even in addition to it. Use it? Pretty please?)
Okay, so it's past midnight and I want to see how many other people are diagnosed autistic, Aspergers, PDDNOS, etc. etc. on these lovely fora of ours! Or if you're not, lay out the evidence and we'll probably take you in anyway. (Most of us don't bite, and there's hydrogen peroxide on the counter if some deranged individual tries.)
Go on, spill.