CHUMROLL 2: (Traditional Rude Joke Regarding Trollslum)

**Cleptomanic** · 01-12-2012, 12:17 PM

That's a lot of exclamation marks you got there dude

**xAngel_Raphaelx** · 01-12-2012, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Cleptomanic

That's a lot of exclamation marks you got there dude

you think its to many? OTL

**Crazy-8** · 01-12-2012, 02:11 PM

>Be the bedridden boy.

well that's not exactly fair, i can move around with my cane just fine!

>Enter name

Your name is Adam Herrick and you are a 13 year old living in SEATTLE WASHINGTON, and I guess you should get this out of the way first so you can focus on other, more important things.

At age 4 you were diagnosed with a case of SICKLE CELL DISEASE and as a result have been bedridden most of your life. To make sure your education was given properly, your MOM decided to homeschool you, teaching you the important things that you need to know to be a productive member of society whenever you decide what you want to do with your life. You don't really let the whole disease thing bother you much though, aside from not being able to do certain physical activities, you're still a normal kid.

You have plenty of HOBBIES and INTERESTS that keep you busy and entertained. You really enjoy STARGAZING from the window near your room and looking up the different constellations in your BIG BOOK OF SPACE. The different MYTHS about the stars also pique your curiosity and you sometimes MAKE UP your own constellations and make little stories to go along with them, even though it's a bit childish. You also enjoy tinkering with various PUZZLES and MIND GAMES your mother would buy to stimulate your brain, you've become quite good at them and have even gotten a MODUS based off of a RUBIX CUBE. You also enjoy SCIENCE FICTION shows, in particular DOCTOR WHO.

As you got older, your mother bought you a LAPTOP, with which you started talking to people online. You tend to be more UPFRONT AND DIRECT with how you feel online, often getting into DEBATES AND ARGUEMENTS with people on forums. You also use the laptop for ONLINE GAMING, which you do occasionally, as well as talk with people on PESTERCHUM.

If you were to play a GAME WITH CATACLYSMIC CONSEQUENCES you would be the HEIR OF BLOOD in the LAND OF NIGHT AND PLASMA

Your chumhandle is stargazingYoungster and you speak without caps, but with perfect syntax and punctuation.

((Derp might add more to him later))

**Madd-D** · 01-15-2012, 02:32 AM

==> Be the suspicious Prospitian spy

You are now the suspicious Prospitian spy.

Your name is DINGLE BURTON and, as implied, you are a PROSPITIAN SPY on a mission to uncover DERSE SECRETS. Despite the seriousness of your work, you act QUITE SILLY. You handle your job DIFFERENTLY than most people would.

You literally say everything with a SUSPICIOUS TONE of voice and ONLY ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS. By acting suspicious all the time, oddly enough, people SUSPECT YOU LESS. Additionally, you barely go undercover when infiltrating Derse grounds, actually WALKING AS NONCHALANTLY AS POSSIBLE through the streets rather than disguising or attempting to be stealthy. By doing this, you REDUCE ATTENTION drawn to you and fulfill your mission quicker.

You are characterized by your SHARP WIT and CUNNING MANEUVERS. However, when everything seems to be going your way, you often grow COCKY and let your GUARD DOWN. Enemies often use this to their advantage.

When you are off duty, you enjoy CHATTING WITH FRIENDS(who you still speak suspiciously to; there are no exceptions). Like a normal person, you usually SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTH instead of using a pesterchum, but you do have one to stay in touch with long distance friends. Your chumhandle is apparentlyAbtruse and you "speak in a prrrrrretty normal way... depending on what you call "normal" if you catch my drift."

**Lazer Ilitenter** · 01-16-2012, 09:36 PM

>Skip the formalities of a misidentification

Your name is EMILY THOMAS, a 17 year old living in Elkhart, Indiana with your brother and father.

You are an avid PAINTER, working mostly in oils. Your works are mostly otherworldly landscapes, heavily inspired by VINCENT VAN GOGH, specifically STARRY NIGHT. This work is what inspired you to start painting when you were young. Well, you’d painted before that, yes, but finger painting hardly counts. You’ve been able to sell a few of your works, but you don’t usually like trying to sell them. You’re not in this for the profit, after all. You have a very literal definiton of ART that you stick to at all times. For example, you do not think that most SKETCHES are art. You think if you don’t have the time to finish the drawing, it doesn’t deserve the title.

You also have a heavy interest in SURVIVAL TACTICS. When you were six, you were on a trip with your kindergarten class to a state park, when you’d wandered away after seeing a pretty gem by a stream. You soon found yourself lost, deeper in the woods than anyone your age was meant to go. You were forced to hide in a cave overnight, and it was only the next day that PARK RANGERS were able to locate you. You wanted to ensure something like that would never happen again to you or anyone you know, so you began learning about how to SURVIVE IN THE WOODS, and soon in OTHER HARSH ENVIRONMENTS.

You also joined up with the GIRL SCOUTS after this, and you now try to help them learn about what to do if they get LOST ON A TRIP. You volunteer as a CAMP COUNCILOR over the summers, and get your brother, JOE, to come with you on as many excursions as possible because you don't trust the local BOY SCOUT TROOP LEADER. While your troop's leader is a PARK RANGER, theirs is a GYM TEACHER who has almost gotten fired on multiple occasions. When they don’t need you, though, you like to stay in your dad’s CABIN in the deep woods. You’re not really a high-income household, so you never understood how he could afford a CABIN, but you’re not complaining, it’s nice.

It’s also the only place where your dad will let you keep your ARSENAL OF HUNTING KNIVES. You have so many of these good lord it is not even funny. Yes, you do hunt sometimes, but only when you’re staying in the cabin, and you only take what you can eat. You certainly don't need this many KNIVES. You usually don't eat any meat you don't kill, not due to some green agenda, but just because you believe the animal deserves a fighting chance. You have both a BOWKIND and KNIFEKIND strife specubus, but you only use the BOWKIND for hunting. You feel it would be impractical in an actual fight. You are also firmly against other artists who use the BRUSHKIND specubus. It is incredibly dumb, not only are paintbrushes horrible at hurting people, but they get worn down faster when being used to hit someone over the head.

You have a tendency to be very PROTECTIVE of the people close to you. You always try to keep a close eye on your BROTHER and your FRIENDS, and are wary of other people who you don’t know. However, you try not to be outright disrespectful to them out of common courtesy. You are very RESERVED most of the time, but you can be very SOCIAL and OUTGOING when nothing is at stake. When you are annoyed by something, you try your best not to let it get to you, however you tend to let your ire unconsciously slip at times.

Your chumhandle is midwesternSurvivalist and You don’t understand why people can’t press the shift key at the beginning of sentences and the period key at the end. It’s not difficult.

**ashdenej** · 01-17-2012, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Lazer Ilitenter

...DANG.

Luckily he has been around for a bit longer than your chap, haha. Also this guy's horn I guess but that doesn't matter nearly as much???

**Lazer Ilitenter** · 01-17-2012, 07:21 AM

Oh welp
I suppose with so many characters over so much time and with so many fleur de lises... lis... lis'... lisii? ...I suppose with so many variations of that symbol this was bound to happen. Not big problem.

**Thunder Reign** · 01-17-2012, 12:06 PM

I like to think that all the fancharacters with fleur-de-lise symbols are secret members of the 3rd street saints. c:

**Lazer Ilitenter** · 01-17-2012, 03:46 PM

whoops i made another

>Be another self insert
NO. NO FUCK YOU.
>What
Self-inserts are shitting up the chumroll. Put in another actual three-dimensional character that’s going to be used in a story first.
>I’m not done with it yet, and by proxy neither are you. You can either finish it or do this.
...FFFFFFINE.

Your name is JOE MARZETTI. You are positively steamed.

You currently live in OHIO, possibly the shittiest most boring dishwater state in the union, and in the blandest of all the three major cities at that. Christ, not even that. You live in a SUBURB. You long to live in a big, bustling city with neon lights dancing across the sky, hundreds of feet above the cars below! There’s a sense of DANGER and INTRIGUE about it. You just hope you’ll have the funds to move somewhere like that SOMEDAY.

You have READ MIDNIGHT CREW. You take great pride in this fact, because it seems like not a goddamned person on the MIDNIGHT CREW FORUMS has. Making all these horrible fan felts, giving them pink skin and sparkly eyes or whatever, making them all anime kawaii uguu, you are fucking sick of it. You, yourself, tend to make quite a few FAN CREWMATES, a dying art it seems. You think of yourself as the only one who knows how to correctly concieve a character’s backstory and use it for characterization later, not just join a roleplay and make shit up on the spot.

You feel this is an important skill to know, since one day you would like to WRITE FOR TELEVISION. Specifically, you’d like to write for a CHILDREN’S ANIMATED PROGRAM. You feel like you could bring back the art of CAMPY LOW-BUDGET ACTION CARTOONS made solely to push overly-expensive toys. You’d also like to do serious writing, and have had ideas for a Blade Runner-esque scifi novel kicking around in your head for years. Nothing of it has come to fruition, though, mostly because you are well documented as being a procrastinator. You’d make a good CREATIVE CONSULTANT if you could get all the way through a work so someone would have a reason to hire you, you think.

Although you are full of seething hatred for MOSTLY EVERYTHING, you do your best not to let it show. You try to give everyone respect and only tend to PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY INSULT THEM in things like CHUMBLR posts and SATIRICAL FAN CARAPACE PROFILES. You just feel that most people are too stupid to get the jokes so it doesn’t matter anyway, you can keep up appearances of being their friends. This has sabotaged many of your relationships, but you have a few consistent friends who live up to your standards of humanity.

Your chumhandle is lazerIlitenter and You’re also the only one who knows how to fucking type without sprinkling in a bunch of typos and anime smiley faces.

**Lazer Ilitenter** · 01-21-2012, 11:45 PM

>Inexplicably appearify yet another profile

(Hair fantastically sprited by Quincunx)

Your name is OKSANA VOLGIN. You are a 15 year old that has lived back and forth between UKRAINE and the UNITED KINGDOM all your life.

Your father is a UKRAINIAN AMBASSADOR TO THE UK. You tend to live in both areas for about the same amount of time, depending on how long your father is away on business. Having a few residences is one of the many PERKS of being related to someone in the government. You also have a much better pedigree for when you get older and want to go into POLITICS as well. You have always wanted to follow in your dad’s footsteps, becoming a DIPLOMAT yourself.

You have tried to learn as much ENGLISH as you could to get you ready for this. You are not taking any formal classes, but you can still speak fairly well. You learned mostly through watching TELEVISION while you were in England, specifically TOP GEAR. You absolutely love CARS, and as soon as you can get your license you already have a car ready for you to use. Factory specifications, but you’ll probably SPRUCE IT UP when you get the chance. If and when you do get any sort of power in UKRAINE, your first order of business will probably be removing EVERY RED LIGHT CAMERA from the nation. Somehow.

When you’re in UKRAINE you often like to go out and explore THE ZONE OF ALIENATION. You live fairly close to CHERNOBYL, and you will often times find very interesting things that were abandoned in the area. Most of the times the SOLDIERS guarding the area give you leeway when you’re exploring since you're related to an official, but there are still plenty of places you haven't seen.

As previously mentioned, you have POLITICAL AMBITIONS. Unlike your father, you would like to stay CLOSER TO HOME, helping your still recovering country and its economy to become more significant on the international front. You have considered vying for a position in the UNITED NATIONS, but you're not really sure how you would go about that. Admittedly, your knowledge of your country's government is very limited considering your proximity to a high-ranking GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL. You've operated under the assumption that you can just apprentice under your DAD for a while and get all the political prowess you need.

Yet another perk to your status in the nation is access to SECRET GOVERNMENT TECHNOLOGY. You can't walk through your house without tripping over a SATELLITE TRACKER or EXPERIMENTAL TELEPORTATION DEVICE or INEXPLICABLE ROBOTIC ARM. You don't know why an AMBASSADOR would need this sort of stuff and frankly you don't care. It all just makes things so much more convenient for you! From what you have heard, these are actually owned by the UNITED NATIONS. They have been developing new tech to keep up with a MYSTERIOUS TECHNOLOGY COMPANY that has cropped up overnight and doesn’t appear to reside in any one nation. This still does not really explain why they're keeping so much of it in YOUR HOUSE, and for that matter, LETTING YOU USE IT.

While always kind and considerate to others, you have never liked going against the STATUS QUO. Whenever possible, you want to help others without making too many significant changes. Deep down, you suppose this is out of a somewhat SELFISH instinct of not wanting your privileges to wane, but it's not like you don't want to help others! You just want to do so in a way that leaves you in the same position you were in when you began! You are an OPTIMIST to the end, and though you'll often plan for the worst, you'll hope for the best so expectantly that you'll end up banking everything on that.

Your chumhandle is gearboxAmbassador and You sometimes having not a close working on the English language.

**Replica** · 01-22-2012, 10:32 AM

Your Name is Axel Moran, a 14 year old kid. Frankly you stopped looking for place names a long time ago, but you are pretty sure you’re still somewhere in England.

You suppose you may have some INTRESTS, but many of them were ABANDONED or NEVER TAKEN UP IN THE FIRST PLACE, due to your current general fashion of living, and the general fashion of living that preceded it. After what is generally best described as an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT you lost your HOME and your FATHER, but you DO NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT, and indeed often deny such a thing ever happened and just avoid the topic in conversation. You wander the DARK STREETS and DANGEROUS ALLEYS of various cities, doing NOT A LOT.

Despite your current condition, you try to occupy as much of your time as you can by HELPING OTHERS, often your FRIENDS, although you are not overly fond of BEING HELPED YOURSELF, as although you may need it, you do not like to admit it.

You find yourself using violence or threats of it to defend yourself worryingly often, and utilise your STRIFE SPECUBI of DAGGERKIND and FISTKIND, although you are not really STRONG enough to make much use of the later. When you need to fetch your FEW BELONGINGS, you use your TRINKET MODUS, retrieving items from inside an OLD TRINKET, specifically an LOCKET you have had for LONGER THAN YOU COULD REMEMBER.

When SBURB comes into question, you and SIX friends started a SESSION. Because the game required a building, you found an ABANDONED NONDESCRIPT BUILDING which was mostly empty but filled the ARCHITECTURAL REQUIREMENTS. You entered last, as per your SELFLESS HELP, and the METEORS. Once in the MEDIUM you became the Knight of Doom in the Land of Shadow and Blades. You prototyped your KERNEL pre-entry with a CAN that was lying on the floor, and your SPRITE post-entry with a DEAD RAT. It seemed only polite after your singular attempt at throwing a DAGGER hit it. Both your BROWSER and your DENIZEN are Erebus. As you wander LOSAB, many komodo dragon-like consorts stumble around. The combination of POOR LIGHTING and SHARP OBJECTS does them little good. When you entered, STEEL entered the equation for the imps and grist. When you go to sleep, you awaken on Derse’s moon.

You type in #CDAD00, which matches your eyes. Your chumhandle is incessantMelancholy, and you do not feel the need for any kind of quirk.

Sheet Form:

**Ario** · 01-22-2012, 06:51 PM

Hmm.
3 different RP's and STILL no default profile.
I suppose I shall fix that.

>Be the oddball.

You are now Quilace Insanus, also known as Quill or Quillian! You are 16 years old, and you are an ODDBALL.
You have a variety of interests, including SWORDSMANSHIP, MUSIC, GAMES, mostly PUZZLE, RPG, and ADVENTURE games, and some JAPANESE STUFF. You claim to be an ALCHEMIST, due to your liking of PUTTING STUFF TOGETHER, but you DON'T KNOW ANY ALCHEMY. You are also a bit of a GAG COMEDIAN, pulling things from your 'FRO, but you know when to be serious, you have to run the game store when your uncle's not in! You live in the basement of your uncle's game store over the summer, and he has ALL THE GAMES. ALL OF THEM...Except Earthbound Zero and anything not released in America. He puts all the too old to be sold games in the basement, mostly the 64-bit and earlier games.
Online, you RP as Quillian the Barbarian, and your chumhandle is insaneMusician, IM: 翻訳： And you +alk In the most convolu+ed way possIble. [[when just talking, the 翻訳, which means Translation/Translated, is not shown.]]
You have allocated your STRIFE SPECIBUS with DUAL-KIND, meaning you can technically use ANY WEAPON, but you must have TWO of EACH or a special LEFT AND RIGHT SET.
Your captchalogue type is MUSIC TUNE. You have to assign a song or tune to each item, and then play the song/tune to get the item. Depending on how loud you play it is how fast the item comes out.
other:

Other outfits:

**Nostalgia Ripoff** · 01-23-2012, 11:56 AM

==> Be the awkward coolkid
[O] 'Scuse you? Awkward? You sure you have the right descriptor? ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪

Your name is Jill Steele.

Holy SHIT do you love VIDEO GAMES.

You consider VIDEO GAMES to be among your TOP FIVE OF EVERYTHING EVER. Actually, fuck among the top five. It IS the top five. You consider yourself to be the best at every game ever, and this is backed up by the fact that you are at the top of EVERY LEADERBOARD. Some would say this makes you a very nerdy, socially awkward, introverted person. Obviously those people have never met you, because you are actually QUITE POPULAR and VERY SMOOTH (you really aren't).

Of course, your entire life doesn't completely revolves around games (only most of it)! You have other INTERESTS as well! Among them is MUSIC. You play many INSTRUMENTS (poorly), your favorite being your TURNTABLES (because they're the only things you can use without making everyone in the room go deaf). You maintain a BLOG where you brag about HIGH SCORES (what game has scores anymore?) and show off your SICK JAMZ (they're sick because they literally make everyone vomit).

You are also a fan of THE ANIMES and ANIMATION in general. You hope to one day COMPOSE MUSIC for either games or cartoons or whatever. As long as you get paid doing what you love, for the things you love. Which brings us to your FAMILY!

You live with your MOTHER. That's about it. Your FATHER left to go on a business meeting in CHINA one day, many years ago, and never came back. Presumably, there was a PLANE CRASH. You prefer to think that because it's better than the alternative (he left you he left you he left you he left you). You miss him a lot. Your MOTHER is nice and all, really supportive and everything, but... Your father was pretty much the only person who liked your music. The only one who watched you as you played your games. The only one who would actually listen and help you without sounding condescending. You wish to move on to a different subject now.

You have a WALLET MODUS. It used to be your dad's. He gave it to you before he le- NOPE. You said you were dropping that subject like it's a big ol bowl of molten lava. Okay. WALLET. It makes things easy to manage without making something as simple as grabbing your toothbrush a whole fucking process. You equipped STAFFKIND to your STRIFE SPECIBUS, because HOLY SHIT STAFFS ARE COOL.

You begin to wonder if your personality is a RIP-OFF of another person, perhaps from a POPULAR COMIC ABOUT THE TRIALS OF FOUR CHILDREN AS THEY ATTEMPT TO PLAY A GAME TO CREATE A NEW UNIVERSE. But then you realize that's silly and dismiss the thought.

Your chumhandle is bodaciousBeauty, and you are the Rogue of Time in the Land of Graves and Doubt.

Too long? Didn't read?!

Dream and Tiger:

**Cliff_Racer** · 01-23-2012, 10:07 PM

>Be the nomadic, reprofiled twice chick.

You are now ANNE PANTMYM.

Today is a day not very special to you. Instead, it is just another long and boring day inside the MOBILE HOME with your DAD. You watch the Arizona desert roll on by and Vegas shrink into the distance. Honestly, you didn't find too much fun hanging out in the city. Too much people. You find a certain CALMING SOLITUDE about the desert, even if it's unbearably warm. But wait, why are you in this situation in the first place? It goes like this...

Your MOTHER and your FATHER had a little... 'friendly debate.' After some arguing, it was decided that your dad would drive across the US with you in the family's mobile home. Not your choice, of course. You were able to bring along most of your VALUED POSESSIONS, but you had to leave many close things behind. Mostly the cool Maine climate, though. The mobile home is stopped for a week while your drunkard Dad figures out the best route to Alaska, and you're stranded in this sweltering desert.

OH WELL, you say! You don't go outside anyways, be it at home or in mobile home. You prefer to stay inside with your POWERFUL LAPTOP and STRONG-ASS WIRELESS INTERNET. You're able to play many games and write many things thanks to your situation. Suprisingly, your friends list isn't GIGANTIC. You have a few whom you're fine with and that's okay. You're rather INTELLIGENT and QUIET, though on the flipside SARCASTIC and even SNARKY. You just love making little quips here and there.

You have an interesting array of hobbies for someone as shut-in as yourself. You've actually BLACKSMITHED A SWORD at a rennaisance fair before, though it was under tons of guidance and you hardly did anything yourself. You really like that middle ages, dark ages crap. It's always been the FUNNEST era for you. You also play video games, read, draw a little and refrain from sleeping a bit. That leads you to be a bit of an insomniac, and you can't help but feel DROWSY during the day.

Your chumhandle is thricePeriods and You type with impeccable neatness, though can't help but toss in an ellipses or a smiley sometimes... ;)

Your strife specibus is swordkind, only appropriate that it is already carrying the GLADIUS you made.

Your fetch modus is SLIDEPUZZLE. Each captcha card has a puzzle on the back which must be solved before the item can be retrieved. Puzzle difficulty depends on the size and weight of the item.

Other info!

**Captain Combusken** · 01-24-2012, 09:26 AM

I seriously think that there's not enough resources for making the rooms of fanhumans (or fantrolls for that matter)

I'm remedying that situation a little.

Blank room

Things to go IN rooms (this is only bedrooms currently).

Note that these are all extremely basic and need to be heavily worked on. There's not nearly enough stuff. Feel free to add more types of furniture to that image if you need.

**ashdenej** · 01-24-2012, 09:33 AM

Oh, people need that sort of stuff? Have a MMORPGStuck dump.

Rooms:

Objects:

**Phantom Gamer** · 01-24-2012, 01:15 PM

>Be the undead-obsessed airhead.

Your name is JOHN ARROW.
You cannot stress how much you love ZOMBIES.
You adore MONSTER MOVIES of the SHITTY KIND, particular those that feature the LIVING DEAD. In fact, you love ALL THINGS to do with VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, GHOULS and other such CREATURES, except of course REAL ONES. In fact, you’re ACTUALLY PRETTY COWARDLY in real life. You're even afraid of dogs.

You also appreciate WARGAMES MINIATURES, which you also centre around the idea of UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES. You love PAINTING and CONVERTING them, even though this tends to make them look like SHIT, and you also enjoy BATTLING although you’ve NEVER WON A SERIOUS GAME. Despite this, you think that you’re PRETTY DAMN GOOD. You jokingly refer to your habit as PLASTIC CRACK, and much merriment is had. (It is a serious obsession and you need help.)

Another favourite subject of yours is PIRATES AND BUCCANEERS, a love that you have inherited from your UNCLE. Speaking of your UNCLE, you tend to get on well with him, even though he’s a bit DISTANT. Apart from forcing you to listen to his tales of his career as a SWASHBUCKLING MONSTER HUNTER (stories, you must point out, with a considerably high FAKENESS ATTRIBUTE), and sitting you in a room with a SCHOOL TEXTBOOK for an hour so that you can answer questions when the INSPECTORS come to check on his HOMESCHOOLING, he pretty much lets you do your own thing.

You are a loyal PASTAFARIAN, a follower of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, and you follow it with an almost PRIESTLY devotion- your UNCLE has set up a large SHRINE in your LIVING ROOM. (You’re not sure that he quite understood the PARODIAL NATURE of your faith, but you won’t complain.) You have even got a CERTIFICATE that confirms you to be a Pastafarian MINISTER.

You find it hard to CONCENTRATE a lot, and often stop thinking about what’s around you while your IMAGINATION happens. Like most kids, you played games of PRETEND when you were younger; unlike most, you never really stopped. Thankfully, you have friends to bring your attention back to real LIFE.

You go on PESTERCHUM by the name of juvenileNecromancer and you tend, to get lost, in your own... OH WAIT SORRY I JUST SPACED OUT FOR A MINUTE. :E

What will you do?

**BewareOfNerd** · 01-24-2012, 04:25 PM

Ash, there's nothing there but one computer.

**ashdenej** · 01-24-2012, 04:40 PM

N-no there isn't? I'm seeing a bunch of furniture in my post and I'm logged out of the postimage account... the problem might be on your end, perhaps?

**dragonLights** · 01-24-2012, 04:42 PM

I can't see anything but a bed and computer, myself.

**ashdenej** · 01-24-2012, 04:44 PM

Okay, how about if you use this Imgur link?

**BewareOfNerd** · 01-24-2012, 05:16 PM

That's far more helpful.

**Captain Combusken** · 01-25-2012, 02:14 PM

Thanks man.

Edited room stuff:
Rooms

**ashdenej** · 01-25-2012, 02:28 PM

Oh, yeah. I've got a slightly better computer-front than you do, haha.

**ASBusinessMagnet** · 01-27-2012, 10:35 AM

Mental note: Stop creating Skepkitty's Homestuck identity right now and let her do that herself if/when she becomes a Homestuck fan.

Your name is LILLIAS SUSAN.

You run a blog, THE HALF-WORLD. For the last THREE AND A HALF YEARS, it has been the CENTRAL PLACE for the EVENTS that led you into your CURRENT STATE. The blog's main attraction is the blog entries entitled HORRIBLE FANFICTION, which, as the name tells, are for the FANFICTION SPORKINGS that you write. They eventually gained you THOUSANDS OF FANS and a CERTAIN PLACE in the HALL OF DEMI-FAME of the INTERNET.

Beyond that, your LIFE isn't going anywhere, especially after the INCIDENT with a CRYSTAL BALL, a RAY GUN and a DOORSTOPPER OF THE DARK ARTS which caused you to go GRIMDARK. The side effect of your NOT-SO-A-TRANSFORMATION-AND-MORE-OF-A-BEHAVIOUR-CHANGE is that now you can write a SPORKING of a FANFICTION in a MERE HOUR, then concentrate on working on SOMETHING ELSE, like PROOF that you can also WRITE FANFICTIONS, not just READ THEM and MAKE FUN OF THEM. The work almost always proves to be FUTILE, but ADDICTION IS A POWERFUL THING.

You also are running a FANTASY WEBCOMIC that is both FANTASTIC IN NATURE and COMPLETELY MADE UP. You're just kidding. Most of your FANS are there, just with different NAMES. Currently you have a TERRIBLE TIME advancing the PLOT of the PRESENT ARC, but THE PAST is a WIDE AREA for both SHENANIGANS and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

Your chumhandle is deadpanSnarker and you Mostly type normally, yet show a clear lack of emotions and a desire to mock everything that you see, up to and including yourself.

Additional stuff:

Fetch Modus: Fanfiction (each item is associated with a fanfiction, and Skep has to guess the fandom (out of five: Homestuck, Portal, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Twilight) to retrieve the item)
Strife Specibus: 3xwandkind / The Flah of Light
Representing symbol: A literal half-circle with latitude and longitude lines
Land / Title: to be decided

(Also if anyone intends to roleplay with her, they should note that she is from near future (late 2014) rather than the present (early 2012). The major new thing that has popped up in her future is Invader Zim: The Official Webcomic, and The Half-World in the future looks something like this and this.)

EDIT: As for the age, she is nineteen (birthday 1995 April 17, see above on why she's not sixteen instead).

EDIT EDIT: Also, do grimdarks still classify as humans?

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