CHUMROLL 2: (Traditional Rude Joke Regarding Trollslum)

**PowerOfPinsol** · 11-16-2011, 06:41 PM

>Be the mildly annoying new kid.

I will try.

Your name is TARU TERRAN and you are 16 YEARS OLD.

You are a very social person. You spend your time playing VIDEO GAMES such as SKYRIM and would be exited to play other games. Another of your interest would be IMMATURITY. You find it to be very enjoyable but sometimes you go to far and become ANNOYING. You are pretty outgoing and just love HANGING OUT with FRIENDS. Not a conversation goes by where you do not make some sort of SARCASTIC quip.

You live with your PARENTS in a neighborhood some of your friends have compared to a GHETTO. You do not think it is that bad, but your HOUSE is a bit crappy and you have plans of MOVING soon.

Some things you do not like are when people takes things TOO SERIOUSLY, but perhaps this is because you don't take much of anything seriously. You are also not a fan of HORROR FILMS; not because they scare you, but because they are all BORING. perhaps that is what you Hate the most. BOREDOM.

If a new game would come around you would be the ROUGE OF LIFE and hail from the LAND OF ECHOS AND CHASMS. Your consorts would have to be something COOL like OVER SIZED PREYING MANTIS. Your moon would have to be DERSE.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is 2xBLADEKIND, which just means you use to relatively short swords, but you hold them both in a reverse grip.

Your fetch modus is something dreadfully uncreative. You use Hint, where when you want an item you hint at your modus about how much you want that item.

Your CHUMHANDLE is lamentableNeophyte and you type pretty normally although you occasionally throw in a word not commonly used.

**-V-** · 11-16-2011, 11:01 PM

==>Be the stupid aliens
You are now the stupid aliens!

Hermaians

Hermaians are a wonderous race of bitches and bastards who like to genetically and surgically alter themselves, their children, their patients, their pets, and anything else they can get their variously shaped hands on.

Biology

Culture and Society

Hermaian culture and society are varied, but most Hermaians in the Cloister are usually interested in hedonistic 'arts' (which includes surgery to them). They are not community based, but prefer to have a close circle of friends, their Kurisch. Adult Hermaians will have Kurisch based on people they work with or live near. Younger Hermaians prefer to have Kurisch with others on different planets.
Which brings us to another thing.

A Hermaian's youth is scoured with verbal backstabbing and theft. They climb to the top in grades and cash, joining guilds and continuing from there until their Choosing Day when they leave the Passages. When they are little sporglings, their parents care for them until they can walk and talk, then leave quickly, giving them a surplus of cash. From there the Hermaian must learn to survive on its own at any cost. They have a saying; 'In the Passages, unseen murder is no murder'.

Guilds are important to Hermaians, since they organize their jobs on guilds. There is the Culture Guild, the Military Guild, the Medicine Guild, the Banking Guild, etc. All represented by a different color which the Hermaian would wear on their person. They can change as much as they want until Choosing day.

Adult Hermaians usually split their pay into what they'll use for themselves, and the money they will leave behind for their child to use. Some Hermaians start even earlier and save up cash before their Choosing Day even begins. Having more money means the child will have more chances at living somewhat comfortably and having an edge over their peers.

Hermaians all have some sort of marking on their face, showing what Clan they belong to. Clans are traced from the father's side, unless the father dies before the adults finish 'raising' the sprogling, then it's traced on the mother's side. Before the parents leave, they tattoo the clan marking on the child's face. Painfully.

Culture uses Green
Military Guild uses Black
Medicine uses White
Science uses Red
Banking uses Yellow
Services use Purple
Labor uses Brown

Government

*Cycles= About two earth years, cycitians are about one hundred cycles.

===>Now be the previously seen Hermaian
Ok

Your name is ILLUTI and you are from the GIZLI clan. FUN.

You like to READ and TAKE NOTES. You have other interests too. Like PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL THE TIME and TRYING TO STAY OUT OF SIGHT. Why? Because you would much rather not be killed so someone can take your stuff. You're kind of scared of ALMOST EVERYONE IN YOUR PASSAGE because they're so much more brutal than you.

You are ALMOST AT YOUR CHOOSING DAY which means you can finally leave the passages! You have already chosen your preferred sex, with no help at all mind you, and await for the hormone shots and surgery which will make it official!

You do your guild training and work quietly enough and fast enough so your boss doesn't yell at you, you sneak home as fast as possible. That's your life. Atleast you have your friends, right?

Your tag is enduringTypist and you.type.like.you.are.carefully.choosing.each.word

You are the Scribe of Light in the Land of Ink and Ice.?

**Psiberpunk** · 11-17-2011, 04:42 PM

> Meanwhile, in the DERPADOME....

Your name is Noah Edison, you are sixteen years old and WHOA

Man, you love that movie. Hellraiser II was a good horror movie, like most of Clive Barker's work... Wait. You were doing something. Right. Introductions.

Your name is Noah Edison and you are sixteen years old. You were pretty much born WITHOUT A SENSE OF TIME, and it takes a lot of work to keep track of how long things take. Time is fluid, man. It stretches. It's all perspective anyway. Uh. Anyway. You make it very clear that you are NOT A BIG DEAL. What's totally important right now is... huh. You FORGOT. You love FICTION, especially fantasy, historical, and science fiction. Hitchhiker's Guide, man. It's awesome. You'd love to rough it, slum it, and wander the galaxy with nothing but a TOWEL and your trusty BROOM by your side... You have tried to write stories but end up getting busy with other things. Even for a guy your age, you still spend a lot of time PRETENDING, often to the point of DISTRACTION

Er. You love COMEDY, especially SHENANIGANS. That is totally your favorite word. Or maybe "decadent". Or "audacious" Wordplay and puns are the best things ever, and you often swing around the cudgel that is CREATING AWKWARD SITUATIONS. In fact, you probably piss people off a bit. You worry about that sometimes. You end up APOLOGIZING a lot, often for stuff that isn't your fault. You take a hard stance against internet trolls, and TROLLING is one of the few things you can't stand. Those and advertisers.

You live with your parents but are often in the care of your COUSIN, and often come to grips about LAWS and POLICE ENFORCEMENT. You think that laws are generally there so that you think before you break them, whereas your COUSIN is a former police officer and considers this more than a little RECKLESS. You spend a lot of your time together watching MYRIAD MOVIES OF A FANTASICAL NATURE however he is rarely around to spend any time with you.

You use the SCHEMA fetch modus which largely involves connecting things with other things. It is often MYSTIFYING to those nearby but you are an association wizard, coming up with WILD CONNECTIONS and often losing your artifacts that way. It is NOTORIOUSLY AWFUL to weaponize.

Your strife specibus was pretty much a wild choice, and you wish you had thought more before allocating Broomkind. You have a couple, though, and of course you can't predict any foreseeable reason to worry about it.

When you play SBURB, you will likely be the GUIDE OF SPACE and travel to the LAND OF TWISTS AND FROGS, dealing with SLOTH CONSORTS and whatever your DENIZEN ends up looking like.

Your chumhandle is betelgeuseBrakeman and you type normal but not finishin words is sorta your habit

**Phantom Gamer** · 11-18-2011, 07:14 AM

If anybody wants the fully upgraded Alchemieter, I ripped it. It doesn't have the full thing, so it's just for close-ups where the actual Alchemizing is going down.

I'm helpful like that!

**Auron10124** · 11-19-2011, 02:59 AM

==> Be the other guy

You are now the other guy...

You are AARON HARRISON, this is the 16th year you have been on this planet.

You are naive type of fellow who seems to enjoy most, if not all, types of MUSICAL ARTS. You occasionally DRAW every now and again when you are not HANGING OUT or playing VIDEO GAMES. You enjoy to surf the INTERNET for most of your time but mainly you are just listening to your I-POD and humming to yourself tunes from your favorite BANDS. You are mainly on 4chan for most of your day though, you find a surprising comfort in lounging about posting on the threads on /v/ and /co/. Your short temper get you into a lot of trouble most of the time with teachers and the such. You believe your teachers are merely jealous of how awesome you are. Your father is not appreciative of the amount of complaints your teachers would bring him thus you and him occasionally have a tiny tussle with one another. You would occasionally bring up his infatuation with LIGHTHOUSES which slightly disturbs you...

You like to rant about things... a lot of things... You would think back and wonder if you could perhaps be a nihilist but that's absurd since you absolutely love music and all types... Well other than your arch nemeses, the dreaded coalition of annoying teen pop idols that spawn from the unholy abyss known as the Disney Corporation...

Your pesterchum handle is: overdramaticGuitarist and your quirks are your v's being changed into /v/'s and your a's turned into /a/'s... You have the DICE MODUS which makes you roll a dice (sides varying on how many cards you are currently carrying) and the number it would land on would be the corresponding card. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is Guitarkind since you like to swing your guitar around in the first place.

One day this boy will find his one true place in sburb as the Knight of Mind in the Land of Chains and Blaze.

**crayPepper** · 11-19-2011, 04:28 AM

==> Be the weasel detective.

You are PROBLEM WEASEL, and you're not exactly sure how old are you.

What is sure is that you're the TOP DETECTIVE in the whole world (at least you like to think so) because you can solve probably any crime with the ancient technique of FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT and ARSENALIZING SALTED MELONS.

You enjoy WATCHING HORRIBLE CRIME MOVIES, collecting FEDORAS, playing FPS GAMES FOR SOME REASON and of course, SOLVING CRIMES. You have a lifelong love for SALTED MELONS and you can cook ALOT SHIT FROM IT. As well, you love ROLEPLAYING as a detective.

Your CHUMHANDLE is mustelaGumshoe and your quirk is starting every message with ' '> and constantly FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT. Otherwise you have perfect grammar, you don't use Pesterchum much though. Your FETCH MODUS is SLEUTH, similar to the inventory from Problem Sleuth. You have to move an item to either to your hat or pocket and they must be used or dropped before another item can be placed to occupied slot. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is revolverkind, and you're quite the marksman.

You don't know much about SBURB, because as a detective, you're the right hand of justice most of the time so you don't have time for such stuff. Perhaps you will someday play it?

**Tataudu** · 11-20-2011, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Tataudu

> Be yet another Self-Insert

What?!

>Woops you're a baby

>Woops you have a sprite

Aw yeah no more baby bullshit

**DeoDrew** · 11-20-2011, 05:12 AM

>Be the meddling optimist

Heey! I reeseent that!
>Be the Relationship buff

Much beetteeeeeer!

You are ANDY CEELANC, you are 15, and you CANNOT LEAVE ANYONE ALONE. You are quite fond of GRASS and HELPING EVERYONE WITH THEIR PROBLEMS. You tend to BUTT IN to things you do not belong in. Mostly with your FRIENDS. And most of the time they end up HATING YOU. You are opposed to ONLINE SOCIAL NETWORKS and will usually spend time LOCKED UP in your ROOM, playing the VIOLIN or ROLEPLAYING stupid things. You are quite timid, but once you get comfortable you tend to get EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS. You like the game TEAM FORTRESS 2 and GARRY'S MOD. But you usually suck at those because you don't COMMUNICATE with your TEAMMATES.
You can usually be found at the ICE CREAM SHOP, or IN YOUR ROOM. You actually are QUITE DEPRESSED from being CHEATED ON 5 TIMES IN A ROW, but you are always up to help people's relationships.
You very much like GRASS. It is really cool. How it flows and stuff. Oh, and OTHER FLOWERS. But mostly grass. But not the smoking kind of version of the word. Just GRASS.
You are very bad at MATH and tend to get simple MATH PROBLEMS wrong. You are passionate about PLANTS and EVERYTHING BUT HUMANS. You just don't like humans very much.
You live in SOUTHERN BRITAIN and tend to SWIM WHENEVER GIVEN THE CHANCE.
You are very CLINGY when it comes to your SWEATSHIRT as well. It is very CLOSE to you after some SHIT went down.
If you were to play that game called SBurb, you would be the Craftsmen of Equality. You would go to the Land of Desks and Apostrophes. You speak with an odd eemphasis on anee words that makee you want to squeeeeeal! and you Chumhandle is lovingModerator
Anything not put in here that should be in the tl;dr
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Any good Sprite makers out there? Looking for a small-sprite-thing! Thanks!

**Katnerd** · 11-21-2011, 01:36 PM

Your name is Kate Koehler and you are 16 years old. You have a WITTY SCARCASTIC humour and love to laugh. You're nice and don’t seem to be able to get angry. This is not true of course, it's just hard to anger you. Though when angered, being around people is the last thing you need. You're MOODY, and a CRAB, but you don’t see this as a problem; you just embrace it. You also have a problem about being sensitive, but other than that you will always be there for your friends.

You live in a bi-level house with your parents. You live right above the garage, which sucks because it's freezing in there during the winter. You have lived in this house for 13 years, and it still looks pretty much the same as it did when you first moved in, which drives you insane because you're sick of seeing white walls and want to paint them. Your bedroom is the only room that has painted walls.

Your DAD is relaxed and goes with the flow, but he has a bit of a temper. He loves art and has a hobby of making dioramas. Which is fine, but it annoys you because it takes up all of the family room, and leaves you with no way to dance. He is very funny, and you learned your sense of humor from him. Even though you get along with him, there are times he gets on your nerves.

Your MOM, on the other hand, likes everything to be clean. Everything has to be done immediately and if it's not, she acts as if the world will explode. She is the queen at nagging; she can find anything to nag about, which is one reason why you don't get along with her. She also likes to control everything, and when you say everything, you MEAN EVERYTHING.

You have many interests. DANCING, SINGING, DRAWING, ACTING and READING fictional books are a few examples. You love to read MANGA, even going as far as COSPLAYING as your favorite characters. You enjoy listening to MUSIC. You also make sure you always have your portable music device on you, in case you need it. You have a strange obsession with HOROSCOPES and GHOSTS, which you find completely normal to have.

You don’t have to many dislikes, unless you get angry. Usually you hate people when driving and will cuss them out. You hate the phrase, “YEAH RIGHT.” Your mom uses it all the time and no matter how a person says it, it sounds like they don’t mean it. You also get annoyed by people's IGNORANCE as well.

If you were to play some game with your idiotic friends, you would be the MAID OF LIGHT in the LAND OF RAYS AND MIST and your CONSORTS would be WARLIKE WHITE OWLS. You would also dream on DERSE.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is BRUSHKIND, meaning you fight with paint brushes and anything you paint becomes real.

Your FETCH MODUS is PICTIONARY, meaning you have to draw the item you want to put in it.

Your CHUMHANDLE is intuitiveMorbidity and You seem to type every thing in lower caps, unless expressing anger or strong emotions.

**Sandvich King** · 11-25-2011, 03:41 AM

> Be the self-insert

Oh jeez, not again. Why does everyone make these?

> Just introduce yourself already!

Your name is Alan Kramer, and you are 17 years old. You live in the SUBURBS with your MOM and your little brother KYLE. Your DAD is at work for most of the day, so you don't see him very much. When he is around though, he usually bugs you about turning your Bs into As at school and doing your homework before Sunday night. What's his deal? Your MOM is nicer though, and cuts you some slack. KYLE though, often gets on your nerves. You consider him to be STUPID, probably because he just has a different set of interests than you do, and doesn't understand a few things that you think it's essential to know.

You are a NERD, and you are okay with that. You go to a nerdy school, so you actually fit into a decent group of friends there. You like ROBOTICS, mostly because your interests include PROGRAMMING, and BUILDING THINGS. You consider yourself a good coder, but you haven't actually finished any of your projects. This is partially because you are often distracted by VIDEO GAMES and INTERNET BROWSING. You are BY FAR the most technologically adept in your family, and everyone always needs your assistance. You like being appreciated, even if it's annoying to re-teach everyone simple instructions.

You enjoy reading SCIENCE FICTION books. You find it really cool to speculate what the future could be like, or even just to see how things would go if aliens attacked or robots became sentient. You also like to read comics, often sci-fi ones obviously.

In a normal situation, you usually appear relaxed, even if you are internally freaking out over the next school due-date or any other exciting/scary event. You're not one to get outwardly angry and lash out at people, but your mood expresses pretty well when you're frustrated. Sometimes, you get frustrated simply by being in the presence of someone who has horrible judgement. I mean, seriously, do some people not have any COMMON SENSE?

You sometimes get worried that people might see you as BORING, since you don't interact with others much outside of the internet and your group of school-friends. Because of this, you sometimes decide to INTENTIONALLY ACT SILLY in order to seem more fun. You don't try this strategy very often though, so you usually end up conversing in a completely serious manner.

Your Fetch Modus is ASSEMBLY. Captchalogue cards are broken into a few oddly shaped pieces and have to be fit back together before retrieving the item or the code.

Your Strife Specibus is set to axeKind. It's dangerous, but also useful.

Your chumhandle is cobaltSpark and you usually type in a serious and gramatically correct manner, but it depends on what you're talking about.

If you end up playing SBURB, you will be the Heir of Flood, dreaming on Prospit, and living on the Land of Sea and Ice (LOSAI).

TL;DR

Additional Sprites:

**Krug** · 11-26-2011, 05:38 PM

What's that Lassie? It's self insert time? Well why didn't you say so before?

Your name is NATE KRONBERG, and you’re a 16 YEAR OLD BOY who enjoys being a little bit, how would you put it? Different, from everyone else. After all, you are in fact a COMMUNIST.

How did you come to this radical decision about yourself? Well it all stems from your ever present struggle with CONFORMITY. Your worst fear is after all, just becoming ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL. So you decided to capitalize on the most UNIQUE facet of your HERITAGE and become a sort of RADICAL when it comes to it. The results on your POPULARITY at school have been mixed of course, especially when you try to REDISTRIBUTE the FOOD at your lunch table. But at least you’re getting invited to PARTIES, and at least it makes a good CONVERSATION STARTER. Though in the end, whether you actually believe in COMMUNISM, no matter how near and dear you seem to hold it, is questionable. Of course this bothers you to no end.

Don’t kid yourself though, there is no doubt that you have a fascination with HISTORY; especially the MILITARY variety, and WORLD POLITICS. You go to NEWS WEBSITES in your spare time, and read HISTORICAL ESSAYS before you sleep. You have posters of the great MILITARY LEADERS in history up on your wall to accompany your bookshelf of POLITICAL MANIFESTOS. Case in point, you are a humongous POLITICAL GEEK, and you can scarcely go a conversation without weeding your topic of choice in somehow. It sounds annoying, and of course, you’re well aware yourself that it is.

Though you don’t mean to be an ANNOYING FELLOW, it just seems to happen. You do your best to be a pretty approachable guy, and you always try to be as friendly as you can. Though that whole COMMUNIST THING can put some people off. You have a burning need to always help people who are feeling sad or glum, and you have been cited by some of your friends as a great PEP TALKER. After all, sometimes people just need a LITTLE HELP FROM THEIR FRIENDS. You never mean to be ANGRY or ABRASIVE on purpose. You have your BAD MOODS of course, but besides those you’re only a nasty person to talk to when you’re being CYNICAL about something; such as a bad movie, or when somebody is the SAME WAY to you. Of course, you always hope that due to your nature, the latter would be RARE.

However, you never said anything about not being a bit egotistical, after all who doesn’t love a bit of SELF- GLORIFICATION. You always love telling other people stories from YOUR LIFE; which may or may not be EXAGGERATED, and just PUMPING YOURSELF UP in general. Also you have your own sort of guilty secret in that you’re a bit GREEDY. Yeah, yeah you know the MANIFESTO needs you to be charitable. But god damn, with FOUR QUARTERS plus a bit of TAX you could buy yourself a CANDY BAR! Just FOUR QUARTERS!

Speaking of FOOD, eating is one of your favorite things to do in your SPARE TIME, and thanks to your OVER-DESTRUCTIVE Metabolism, you rarely gain any WEIGHT. You also enjoy playing good ol’ VIDEO GAMES in your free moments as well, in particular SHOOTERS and STRATEGY GAMES. STRATEGY GAMES of course satisfy your POLITICAL DESIRES, and SHOOTERS? Well, a MAN needs some fast paced action sometimes, and speaking of fast paced, your love for FPSs has driven you to drink CAFFEINE as much as you possibly can. There’s scarcely a moment when you’re not found with a MOUNTAIN DEW in hand.

Your strife specibus is set to GAVELKIND thanks to an heirloom that goes all the way back to your GRANDFATHER. He was a judge and lawyer after all, as well as an ORNERY EASTERN EUROPEAN . Of course, he’s long deceased now, and you live with your Mom and Dad, as per usual. Your FETCH MODUS is set to REDISTRIBUTION, meaning you can only use an item if at least one of your LISTED FRIENDS has used it before, or is using it at that moment. It works fine for simple items, but is a HUGE HASSLE when it comes to more UNIQUE GOODS.

If you were to play a certain upcoming video game you would be the PRINCE OF WEALTH, despite it’s undeniable irony, in the LAND OF TUNDRA AND MANTLE. Your consorts would be rather VULGAR PIGS, and the denizen of the land would be SOBEK.

Your chumhandle is unvanquishedSlav and you speak with pretty damn good syntax you suppose. Whatever can get the point across.

Technicolor Version

**dragonLuminary** · 11-27-2011, 04:09 PM

((Self insert yo, don't get all of your knickers in a bunch peeps.))

>Be gender confused boy.

I know what I am!

>Be what genetics failed to create.

That's... better?

Your name is LORE McCLAIN, and you're a 19 YEAR OLD BOY KINDA, but that is better explained later in another paragraph. You live with your pet SNAKE in your apartment with ROOMMATES YOU NEVER SEE OR TALK TO. You don't really care though because they don't understand you, only your pet snake LORD MONTAGUE understands you, he also bites the living hell out of any thugs who try to get into your apartment.

So about that thing mentioned earlier. You are a BOY but because you're wires got criss-crossed you think of yourself as a GIRL, you really love things like FASHION and BEING A DOTING CARE TAKER for your friends but that doesn't have anything to do with your gender. You don't really care what other people think of your girl in a guy situation, beside the world is pretty LIBERAL where you live. On the downside your mind is kinda shot and you may or may not be clinically insane, but you suppose that's just something that comes with the situation you're in and you've learn to live with it by occasionally THREATING people you know with a usually unneccesary DESCRIPTIVE DEATH. On a more positive note you're an avid VIDEO GAME PLAYER, and you really love SCALEMATES.

You spend most of the time being RECLUSIVE in your bedroom, in fact almost all of your friends are on the Internet because people in real life tend to be JERK-ESQUE towards you because you aren't interested in doing 'normal' things like drinking and smoking, both of which you find incredibly STUPID. Instead you have become a master of video game genres. You tend to FORGET TO EAT sometimes which your friends have to remind you to do once in awhile so you don't starve. You LOVE your friends and LOVE TO DOTE ON THEM and make sure they are feeling good and happy, because that's just how you are. When you aren't on the computer you are busy DRAWING BADLY and pretending to have DYNAMIC ACTION FIGHTS with your scalemates, you one tried to involve Lord Montague but he is not very dynamic unless the things he's fighting happen to be HELLA BAD STREET BOYZ.

Your FETCH MODUS is MMORPG SKILL TREE, captcha cards are organized into three trees based on their uses and a finite number of skill points must be distributed into each item before it can be withdrawn. This prevents you from being able to get to all of your items at once, but you are such a MASTER at reassigning your skill points it only takes a few seconds to get to your other cards.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS caneKind, you aren't blind but you think all this time in front of the computer will make you blind one day, so you've already started practicing with your trusty CANE-BLADE in the dark to prepare you for eventual blindness.

Your chumhandle is ambiguousRanger and you tend to talk without proper capitalization but in most cases you remember to punctuate and spell correctly.

If you were to join some cool new game you would be the HEIR OF DEATH and you would be a DERSE-dreamer living in the LAND OF SOCKS AND SERPENTS with your LIZARD CONSORTS and the denizen DUNRAEL.

**ashdenej** · 11-27-2011, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by dragonLuminary

You are a BOY but because you're wires got criss-crossed you think of yourself as a GIRL, which means you really love things like FASHION and BEING A DOTING CARE TAKER for your friends. ...Your mind is kinda shot and you may or may not be clinically insane.

That seems a little, uh... could you change that, somehow? I dunno. It reads negatively, to me?

**llamamiah** · 11-27-2011, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by ashdenej

Originally Posted by dragonLuminary

You are a BOY but because you're wires got criss-crossed you think of yourself as a GIRL, which means you really love things like FASHION and BEING A DOTING CARE TAKER for your friends. ...Your mind is kinda shot and you may or may not be clinically insane.

That seems a little, uh... could you change that, somehow? I dunno. It reads negatively, to me?

Yeah, changing it would be good. There are girls who don't like fashion and don't like taking care of others, and there are boys who are really into fashion and are always doting on their friends.

Also, the thing about possibly being clinically insane... That could offend a lot of people. There are quite a few people who feel like that and are completely sane. I would know, I used to know a dude who felt like he was born the wrong gender. I really think that it wouldn't get very positive responses.

**dragonLuminary** · 11-27-2011, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by llamamiah

Originally Posted by ashdenej

Originally Posted by dragonLuminary

You are a BOY but because you're wires got criss-crossed you think of yourself as a GIRL, which means you really love things like FASHION and BEING A DOTING CARE TAKER for your friends. ...Your mind is kinda shot and you may or may not be clinically insane.

That seems a little, uh... could you change that, somehow? I dunno. It reads negatively, to me?

Yeah, changing it would be good. There are girls who don't like fashion and don't like taking care of others, and there are boys who are really into fashion and are always doting on their friends.

Also, the thing about possibly being clinically insane... That could offend a lot of people. There are quite a few people who feel like that and are completely sane. I would know, I used to know a dude who felt like he was born the wrong gender. I really think that it wouldn't get very positive responses.

I think I'm entitled to say this because it's a self insert. I like fashion, and I am a bit fritzy, this is me, not other transgendered people, if they don't understand that well then that's their squabble. Not mine.

**BewareOfNerd** · 11-27-2011, 10:34 PM

Perhaps you could be a bit clearer in the profile that it's a self-insert.

**Thunder Reign** · 11-28-2011, 08:50 AM

Your name is LUCE KINCADE, and you haven't slept in days.

It's probably thanks to the vodka, come to think of it. Or the meth. Who knows!! Certainly not you, not with the vast amount of expensive crap you've consumed recently. You were raised in the lap of luxury, with a pair of perpetually absent parents who thought throwing money at you would somehow substitute for love and affection. With almost no life experience and a desperate urge to fit in, you became a party girl as soon as you hit high school.

You're a drama queen, proud and headstrong and destructive. You swing between Kanye West levels of egotism and crushing self-loathing on a moment's notice, treating your friends like dirt but expecting them to come back to you no matter what. You refuse to face your problems head on, running away until there's nowhere left to hide, and then you throw a temper tantrum until your pursuers just give up in disgust. Needless to say, you don't have many friends left.

Your home is almost a palace, which is good since you barely leave it these days. Having destroyed more relationships than you can count, you have taken to the Internet in the hopes of making new chums who don't know who you are or the bad things you've done in the past. So far you have made three good buddies, one of whom even lives in your country, and you are trying your damn hardest not to alienate any of them!!! Admittedly, sometimes you come close, but they understand you and your bizarre ways. Your almost certainly drunken and drugged ways. Put down the bottle, girl...

Your pesterchum handle is transientReality and you TYPE !?# WJLKIKE YOUVS YOU GOT YOUR E YZES CLOSZED???? BUT YOUOSDRE PROABLY JUST OFF YOUER FACE. AGAIGAN. WHEEEHAHAHAHAHH

Name: Luc(inda) Kincade
PC Handle: transientReality
Nationality: Australian (Caucasian)
Typing Quirk: lCAPS ALWAYS TYPSE INCOHERENTYL!!!!
SBURB Title: Knight of Space
SBURB Land: Land of Dusk and Frogs
Guardian: "Miss Mew", her pet cat.

If you're going to call her a ripoff of Mom, don't. She's had the 'perpetually drunk' gimmick since I made her several months ago- you can go check her original profile in the first chumroll thread if you want.

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Your name is CASS DUBOIS, and you just bought a lifesized painting of David Hasselhoff off the Internet.

For as long as you can remember, you have lived with your aunt in an apartment in the middle of San Francisco. She doesn't like talking about your parents, so you have always assumed they died; regardless, it doesn't matter much to you. You like to think of yourself as being cool and collected in every situation, regardless of how strange it may be, and place high importance on how others perceive you. It's rare to see you fussed, although being irritated comes easily to you, and you handle stress very well. Perhaps that's why you got perfect grades in school while balancing every extra-curricular activity you could take on the side!

However... well, you sort of have a bit of a strange taste. Which is to say, despite the fact you are exquisitely well read and have been thoroughly taught in the arts of fashion, you worship the tackiest shit you can find- whether it be creepy anime, horrendous stuff off Etsy or abysmal covers of pop songs by Korean amateurs on Youtube- and don't see any sort of problem with it. You spend hours each day washing and dressing yourself to look like a living doll, oblivious to the fact it looks sort of weird, and you spam your friends with links to various terrible Etsy items without thinking of it as annoying at all.

Since the school year is out, you have been spending time socialising on the Internet. You used to only use it to download your prized bootleg animes and browse Regretsy (where you genuinely enjoy most of the items posted), but when the Desunyan-Nekochan skin for Pesterchum was released you took an interest in the program and made three good friends on it.

Your pesterchum handle is redefineTelevised and you type in a perfectly coherent attitude, but you wonder why nobody else shares your tastes? also, periods are for unclassy individuals, and why would you ever bother using them? this is all really quite ridiculous and you feel you should stop?

Name: Cass(andra) Dubois
PC Handle: redefineTelevised
Nationality: American (African-American)
Typing Quirk: long and overwrought run on sentences which never really use periods, yes?
SBURB Title: Witch of Time
SBURB Land: Land of Kitsch and China
Guardian: Aunt Lea.

**Phantom Gamer** · 11-29-2011, 12:33 PM

Your name is JOHN ARROW. You are 15 YEARS OLD, and you love MONSTER MOVIES of the SHITTY KIND, particular those that feature the LIVING DEAD. In fact, you love ALL THINGS TO DO WITH SUCH CREATURES, except of course REAL ONES. But you don't worry about that, because your UNCLE is a practiced MONSTER FIGHTER AND PIRATE. Or so he claims.

You also appreciate WARGAMES MINIATURES, which you also centre around the idea of UNDEAD MONSTERS. You jokingly refer to your habit as PLASTIC CRACK, and much merriment was had. (It is a serious obsession and you need help.) Another favourite subject of yours is PIRATES AND RELATED TOPICS, a love that you have inherited from your UNCLE.

You are a loyal PASTAFARIAN, a follower of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER- your UNCLE has set up a large SHRINE in your LIVING ROOM. (You’re not sure that he quite understood the PARODIAL NATURE of your faith, but you won’t complain. You have got a CERTIFICATE that confirms you to be a Pastafarian MINISTER- a PRIEST, if you will. You have mentioned in passing that you're going to be the best PRIEST you can be, even if it takes your whole LIFE.

You go on PESTERCHUM by the name of juvenileNecromancer and you tend, to get lost, in your own thoughts... OH WAIT SORRY I JUST SPACED OUT FOR A MINUTE. :E
What will you do?

**56danielle56** · 11-30-2011, 01:18 AM

>Ohh~ Looks like its self insert time

Great. Look at the the fine waste of sp-

>Come on this will be fun!!!

Your name is DANI RIECHT, and you are 16 years old. You live in the middle of OHIO and you kind of actually hate it. It seems like all your other friends have EXCITING places to live, and you are just stuck fawning over the luck of anyone who doesn't live there. Other than that, you are a very HAPPY, and OUTGOING girl. But you can still be NAIVE and IMMATURE sometimes. You like to make others happy, even if it might be at your own expense. You also enjoy making people laugh.

You live with your MOM and DAD. You are an ONLY CHILD and mostly love it, except for your parents who can get on your NERVES since you are the only one they can constantly bug. And because of that, your room is MOSTLY tidy except in a few areas. You try to keep it that way, but your LAZINESS falls into effect constantly.

You LOVE VIDEO GAMES, and play them quite often. Your favorite GENRES would probably be ACTION or RPG, but you like playing OTHER types of games as well. You are also the typical ANIME "NERD" so you obviously love MANGA and COSPLAYING as well.

You don't really DISLIKE a lot of things, but you have a little more than a FEAR of BUGS. It doesn't matter if they are butterflies or ladybugs, bugs are bugs, and they are GROSS. You also have have a BURNING HATRED OF A THOUSAND FIERY SUNS for DEER.

Your HOBBIES are ROCK COLLECTING, HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, and being on your BELOVED COMPUTER have an avid LOVE for Japan and have been there. You PROUDLY display items you have brought home from your trip in various places around your room. You have an admiration for DOGS as well, because they one of the loyalist, most faithful, cutest companions ever. You also secretly have a love for ADORABLE and CUTESY things such as TINY REPLICAS, SMALL TOYS and other precious items.

You have a love for ROCKS and GEMSTONES of all sorts, and COLLECTING ROCKS, a hobby that not many people really know about. Your FAVORITE gemstones are SAPPHIRES, and among all the other rocks, you find that you ADORE the ones with the most SCINTILLATING APPEARANCE.

Your sense of FASHION is totally is ATYPICAL and ANOMALOUS. You do NOT care what others think no matter how stupid it is. You like to MISMATCH clothes, wear un-appropriate to the weather type outfits, and wear COSTUMES like its pretty much NORMAL.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is FIREKIND you wield fire in DANGEROUS ways, from matches to FLAMING sticks, and you don't like to PLAY NICE when others get on your BAD SIDE.

Your FETCH MODUS is TARGETKIND. You have to THROW one OBJECT at ANOTHER you want, and you usually throw the little PEBBLES and ROCKS you shove in your pocket when you are out EXPLORING.

If you would ever play an exciting game, you would be the GUARD OF PEACE in the Land of Looming Fire and Gemstones. Your consorts would be foxes.

Your CHUMHANDLE is congenialInhabitant and you dont care for capitalization or apostrophes, but use certain punctuation depending on what you are talking about…!!! But in some cases of nervousness or talking in an extremely serious manner, you tend to use proper punctuation.

Short Version~

**llamamiah** · 12-01-2011, 11:40 AM

>Be the Exile of the grey-skinned dude.

There are surely more than one of those!

>Be the bishop of the deformed orangeblood.

That works.

You are now the BUFFER CLERIC. It is your duty to PROTECT YOUR KING with ABILITY-BOOSTING HOLY SPELLS and HEALING MAJJYKS. While the soldiers of your ARMY fall to the WHITES, you STAND STRONG and ASSIST YOUR KING. When you're not ACTIVELY KEEPING HIM ALIVE, you tend to WATCH THE CLOUDS and SPACE OUT A BIT.

You also enjoy PLAYING WITH BOXES. Nobody is ENTIRELY SURE WHY, but any form of CONTAINER will make you INCREDIBLY EXCITED.

>Show us your SPECIAL POWER.

You adopt your SPECIAL DEFENSIVE STATE. In this state, all of your SPELLS are THRICE AS POWERFUL, and your ALREADY HIGH RECOVERY-RATE becomes ASTRONOMICAL. However, this DRAINS YOUR ENERGY at HIGH SPEEDS, and also makes you SLOW AS A SNAIL.

>Sweeps in the Future, but more than you would think...

You are now the BATTERED CASTAWAY. For a PRESENTLY UNSPECIFIED REASON, you have been EXILED FROM THE MEDIUM. You now ROAM THE SANDY DESERTS in search of SHELTER. You are OCCASIONALLY attacked by LITTLE GREEN THINGS but your FAST HEALING, SPECIAL STATE, and HOLY STAFF have kept you SAFE.

>==>

You have come across a MYSTERIOUS BASE, and are currently HIDING INSIDE. There are WIRES EVERYWHERE, and a HUGE SCREEN. You have NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, but there's a MYSTERIOUS GREY-SKINNED LAD on one screen, SCURRYING ABOUT and generally BEING AN IDIOT.

Details:

Kingdom: Derse
Position: Soldier, Bishop.
Charge: This dude!
Pre-Exile Name: Buffer Cleric
Post-Exile Name: Battered Castaway
Base: ??? (Whatever his Server's Cruxite Artifact is.)
Obsession: Boxes
Theme(s): Holy Glow (Pre-Exile, Choir Music, played on Organ), Boxed Optimism (Post-Exile, Techno, Played on Organ)
Speaking Style: tALKs wITh a sTRANGe sTYLe of cAPITALIZATIOn, lAD!

**ashdenej** · 12-01-2011, 12:01 PM

Your name is WAXEN BARON, but more recently you've taken to referring to yourself as the WITHERED BINDLE. Your majyyks are no longer effective, having left the Insipisphere, so you've gained some small proficiency with the FLAMETHROWER. You are the exile of ADAM WEBBER, and ye speak inn anne olde fashionned styyl. Your obsession is with CANDLES, appropriately.

Your theme is the Dribbler's Lament, and your leitmotif's instrument is the OCARINA.

Concept Art:

Too long; Did Not Read:

Other characters: Sursus Hilare.
Adam Webber.
Jack Møller.
Monica Taylor.
Gavial Caitor.
The Reaper.
The Baker.

**Phantom Gamer** · 12-01-2011, 01:25 PM

SBURB: INFINITE

NOW RECRUITING!

**awesomeIncarnate** · 12-01-2011, 01:34 PM

>Be the ornery paraplegic.

Your name is GABRIEL FOSTER(or Gabe for short) and currently, you’re 13 YEARS OF AGE, as of about a month ago.

Like most completely normal kids, you have many INTERESTS! Limited, of course, by the LACK OF ABILITY TO MOVE YOUR LEGS. Yes, you are a Paraplegic, as if it wasn’t REALLY OBVIOUS. You’ll talk about this later, because you are completely SICK of hearing about it. Your REAL interests lie in Photography and WOOD FURNISHING, as you so fondly call it. The former is somewhat set back by your inability to walk- meaning you can’t really shoot photos exactly where you want to, but it’s made you have to ADAPT, become better. You try to put a unique spin to your shots, and have had a mount for your CAMERA on your wheelchair- which you use to your advantage by carrying all your necessary equipment with you. As mentioned before, you also have an interest in WOOD FURNISHING, possibly brought about by the wooded landscape surrounding your house, or the fresh smell of burning wood from the fireplace. But WHO KNOWS, all you know is that you love to carve wood. You tend to make small sculptures, and have made a few chess sets in the past few years, as well as toy cars and other such trivial things.

Aside from your hobbies, you also tend to like watching THE ANIMES, which you tend to keep secret from your online friends. Yes, you are connected to the INTERWEBZ, which you sometimes regret due to the immense number of UTTER FUCKTARDS that reside there, but you admittedly enjoy it because people don’t judge you only based upon your disability- which you don’t even have to tell them about. Speaking of which, you should probably quit procrastinating and talk about that. You have no idea how you became paraplegic- you assume you were born that way, but your BROTHER tends to be pretty mysterious on the subject, so you let it be. He tends to know what’s FOR THE BEST.

You live in BRITISH COLUMBIA, the province in CANADA. It’s admittedly pretty chilly where you live, but it’s nothing that you can’t handle. In fact, you can handle just about ANYTHING, you can take on the whole damned world if you wanted. There is just no stopping you.

As your Fetch modus, you use a Snapshot Modus, which uses your camera to take ghost images of objects, saving them- but not being able to actually captchalogue the items. You use your wheelchair for that. You also wield the pcktknifeKind, using it for quick, easy access for wood carving- but eventually wielding it as a weapon.

Your chumhandle is defiantSavior, and you talk pretty normally, not using punctuation at the end of your sentence unless it’s a question, otherwise you’d be a huge fucking tool

TL;DR

**stargazingSketcher** · 12-01-2011, 02:25 PM

>Be the snarky bitch

Oh, how mature.

> Fine, then. Be the serious zoologist

Much better.

Your name is TAYLOR GREENE, though some people call you LORI, and you are 14 YEARS OLD. You're a quiet, focused, and serious girl.

-Oh, Hi Nikki! ..Oh,you wanna play fetch? Ok, here it goes! ....All right! GOOD DOG. BEST FR-

...

...Ahem. Right, as I was saying, You're a very serious girl, but you have a soft spot for your dog NIKKI, a Chocolate Labradoodle. You're not very social, although you do occasionally take part in online chats.

Your interests include THE STUDY OF ANIMALS, especially AQUATIC LIFE. You frequently visit the lake near your house to investigate the life there, although it's usually just plain old fish.
You're also a closet MAGICAL GIRL fan, And by closet, I mean that all of your MEMORABILLIA is INSIDE your closet, where no one can EVER EVER SEE IT. You also occasionally play VIDEO GAMES, and you enjoy READING.

You live with your DAD, who is a GEOLOGIST. He is VERY STRICT, and isn't really a fan of IDLE TOMFOOLERY. He's "ALL BUSINESS" as your Mom put it before she left.

You use the Clipboard Fetch modus, where basically all the items are stored on sheets of paper and you have to flip through every one to find an item. Sometimes all the sheets fall out, dumping your items everywhere.

You wield the Staffkind Specibus, which currently contains a sawed off broom handle. Pretty simple, but effective.

Your handle is aquaticAusterity and you Type as clearly as possible, getting your point across quickly. This includes using the /me command.

One of these days, you'll end up playing this game called SBURB, and once you start playing you'll be The Sylph of Mind and you'll reside over the Land of Shores and Glass

TL;DR:

Space Player Addendum:

**Spinneret** · 12-01-2011, 05:16 PM

Your name is GWEN FOSTER. You are 14 YEARS OLD, and you love FAIRY TAILS with HEROES, particular those that feature DRAGONS. In fact, you love ALL THINGS TO DO WITH DRAGONS. Your SISTER seems to share your interests although she loves the stories more when they have PRINCESSES.

You also appreciate ROLEPLAYING, which you do frequently around the game of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. You have a character you play most often. She is a LEVEL 10 DRAGONBORN and she has the class of RANGER. You chose this even though it doesn't fit because you have a strong love of ARCHERY that you inherited from your STEP SISTER.

You like to go on many ADVENTURES and you have a loyal steed who accompanies you. Your LOYAL STEED is really just your hamster and his name is RIFF. Your ADVENTURES consist of you going into the BACKYARD which is a giant two acre forest and HUNTING the local FAUNA. You really don't like when anyone touches your things. In fact, you turn into a huge WITCH about it but hey you usually forgive them in TIME.

You go on PESTERCHUM by the name of draconicHuntress and you ssspeak with sssseveral extra lettersss to make a hissssing sound. You alssso like to roleplay.
What will you do?

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