What the fuck have you done lately? Achievement Thread.

[Zenith_UT]

Achivements Unlocked:

Greetings Wiggler!!: Make first ever Post
What is this 'inapropriate' you speak of?: Draw anatomy practice sketches in living room with parents at home, be completely deadpan
Just, WHY?: Listen to and dance to catchy Vocaloid song at 3 AM
Culinary Explorer: Mix and match different foods to aquire new tates
Oriental Jam: Apperently Apricot preserves on Jerk Chicken is delisious
The Plan: Draw out extensive plans of perfect pillow fort
Plush Construction: build Pillow fort in game room
Busted!: Be forced to take down pillow fort on account of grandma visiting today

thats all I got for now

[Moronis]

Math Man: Pass the college entrance exam for Pre-Algebra and regular Algebra skills with a 50 above the necessary requirements for Prealgebra and 7 above the necessary in Algebra.

A Knight Most Peculier: In the Yogbox modpack, murder the shit out of Israphel.

I'm Rubber!: When Israphel hits you with lightning, survive.

Dammit, Not Again!: Have to reboot a new computer before more than a year and half of ownership has passed.

[Avi]

Achievement Unlocked!

Escape Artist: Had a post rescued from spam filter

[ch00_bakka]

Team Helsing: Root for whoever tries to kill the vampire and werewolf in Twilight
Varsity Letter!: In Mock Trial. Hell yeah. It's a sport in my school.
Jester of Infinity: Manage to make it all the way through Infinite Jest
Haiku achievement / For some amazing haikus / Refrigerator

[Halflambada]

Douchebag the maximum: Buy a pack of white v-necks and a pair of aviators from walmart and go strutin' around town

[kholhaus]

Achievement Unlocked!

Dastardly Dystopian: Write a dystopian short story, with the intention of it being dark, but coming out really great.

Achievement Unlocked!

Excited Expositionist: Get excited over your first real attempt at a story

[Hanky Panky]

Lolcano: Catch Entei on the first encounter without even trying.
I Warned You About Those Stairs: Carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stairs, ALONE.
What are You, Retarded?: Go surfing during a hurricane.
Dreamcatcher: Repair a broken Dreamcast with no gadgetry knowledge or idea of what's broken.
Friend Zone: SHUT A BITCH DOWN.
You Rock: Get engaged before 21.
SKYPE NAKED : Title says it all.
Help Me, Tom Cruise!: Unintentionally set yourself on fire.
LIKE A BOSS: Stall out. In an Automatic.
The Lawnmower Blues: Purchase a new game system with your own money at 10 years of age.
Ice Fishing: Go camping in a blizzard.
Aw, fuck: Manage to lock your wallet, cell phone, and car keys inside your car.
AUGH: Unlucky enough to have a woman force herself onto you.
Marathon Man: Last longer than she does in a single run.
Undecided: Switch majors 4 times.
Gone with the Wind: Lose a model rocket.
Look Ma No Hands: Nearly blow your hand off with a giant firecracker.
Beverly Hills Ninja: Be swift, silent, deadly, and large.
A Whole New World: Cross the Mason/Dixon line heading North for the first time.
*THIS IS BAT COUNTRY: GO BACK HOME. (Must have unlocked 'A Whole New World' first)
Prometheus: Make fire from sticks and logs.

That's all I can think of for now.

[Varkarrus]

Just hit 9,300 posts.

Time for another preview to the duck game: http://www.freefilehosting.net/questionmark

[MasterBlade]

Big Loser: Lose 30 pounds in one month.
Roller Jynx: Have every ride in an amusement park break down while in line.
Paradox Pyro: Set water on fire.

[Paul]

Hanky Panky, those achievements are incredible.

[ch00_bakka]

Paradox Pyro: Set water on fire.

... I want to hear this story.

[Fragowump]

Adventurous: Posted a new adventure into the Forums.
Prometheus: Make fire from sticks and logs.
Wiggler: Registered on these forums
*Escape from Wigglerhood: Successfully became a forumite (Must have wiggler first)
Advantageous: Confuse 100+ people
Strange: Make 200+ people think you're weird.
Invisible: Get in, and out of a horrible situation without being noticed whatsoever.
SKYPE NAKED : Title really does say it all.
Jailbait: have 30+ women hit on your underage ass in a month.
Impossible!: roll a 10 on a 6 sided die.

[ch00_bakka]

Mathemagician: Be in Calculus in sophomore year
Mini class: Be one third of your calculus class
Quick Learner: Skip a grade
Duhhhhh: Be held back a grade

[SunglassescladGunslinger]

GENTLEMAN ~ found the book..THE BOOK. THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF ALL GENTLEMANLYNESS AND READ IT.

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Circa 1883.

[Lyr]

Pasty white children who are not used to sun do not belong here: Go to the Grand Canyon, and other southwestern states, and only manage to sunburn all over the place. At least the sights were neat.
Achievement names should not be difficult: Become unable to think up a witty name
Viva Las Vegas: Visit Vegas for the first time in your life, and stay there for a few days.
Fuck the Police: Stand on casino floors underage and not get caught. Even if only for a few seconds to see your Dad's score on a game.
Why, mom, why?: Mom manages to make you wear shorts despite your various acts of refusal. Dammit.
Waterworks: Be moved to tears by a live performance of 'Defying Gravity' from Wicked. You goddamn pansy!
Circus of the Sun: See two Cirque du Soleil shows within a week, and get a prop from one of them! Also, be completely and utterly amazed by each one.
Floatin': Said prop was a life ring used it 'O'. USED BY GODS..
Sweet Tooth: Eat at an icecream shop two days in a row and manage to not feel like crap or gain weight.
A few...more...days..:Maintain sanity while waiting for your birthday in a week.
Bat outta hell: Run down an entire mountain trail without stopping to save your diabetic grandfather from going into shock. Manage. Everyone goes home alright.

[TheEmptypot]

In no particular order...

Get Lost!: Went into the woods in my backyard with my only gear being a camera and a pair of beat up converse. Ended up on the opposite end of the street....ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE STREET AS WELL. Showed up back home just as the cops finished questioning my concerned parents.
[Bonus!But not really: I found a really fancy cat grave, a muddied river bed, got chased by dogs on three separate occasions, and ninja'd my way across several lawns all because I was dumb and didn't stay on the trail.]

Frog Fist: Punched a fly dead. While it was in mid air. (Granted, I did punch it against a wall...)

Screaming Academia: Brought up a failing grade by 20 points (Making it a passing one!) in the last week of school. (NEVER. AGAIN. ;-; )

Slammin'Ryhmes: When I was a sophomore, I tied with a senior girl for 2nd place in the poetry slam. She was known for her literary skills and highly respected for her art. I was honored.

[Bellstrom]

Paradox Pyro: Set water on fire.

... I want to hear this story.

Impossible!: roll a 10 on a 6 sided die.

I want to hear both of these.

[Hanky Panky]

DLC Achievements:
Rubbermade: Survive getting thrown across the room after a shock from an electrical socket.
Re-inventing the Wheel: Realize your car has lost power steering 6 months after the fact.
CRUSHINATOR: Crush an aluminum can in a single hand.
Makin' Bacon: Set 50 Heavies on fire Cook naked.
Mama Said Knock You Out: Sleep for 22 straight hours.
The Pub Crawl: Play Medic while drunk, top pub servers
White Mage: Provide critical first aid
*Black Mage: Set a friend (or foe) on fire. (Must have unlocked White Mage)
Jaws Theme Swimming: Caught a shark while fishing.
Play Crack the Sky: Stay up simply to watch the sun rise on a school night.
Don't Drink the Water: Do it in the ocean.
Subterranean Homesick Alien: See a UFO.
"It Was all a Dream": No, it wasn't.

[Ace Rimmer]

You sly fucker: get hit on by an assholes mom, get her number, and use it to get him grounded.
dear gog how: get 100 people to read homestuck.
snazzy jazzy: be in a jazz band.
Primus really does suck: like 2 or less bands from 1990 or up. Homestuck music doesn't count.

[bookworm773]

Cockblock: Managed to cockblock a friend at least 10 times the other day.
Get odd looks: Swimming and screaming "I'm a vampire" over and over while a boater comes by.
Procrastination is for awesome people: Promise you'd have a piece of writing up a week ago and it's still not done.
Claw marks are cool: Holding a cat while a pan falls to the floor and she gets startles, changing your arm into a bleeding mess.

[Lucidity]

I WAS BORN.
Also I've played probably over 1000 video games in my lifetime (been gaming since I was 2).
Soon to be 4th time going to an anime con.
Oh, and of course, I've started reading MSPA comics.

[Broguts]

A few more:
Uhhhh what?: Have a dream in which you meditate so hard you wind up in a shopping cart in the mountains of Germany.
It can only get worse fro- wait, life is awesome!: After the deepest depression of your life from being lonely, the girl you have a crush on admits to her feeling for you. And now you are a happy couple.
Stroke of inspiration!: Get inspired to write more of your fiction.
Wait, what did that accomplish?: The writing didn't add that much.
Is this real life?: Open up a jar of old enamel paint to see if it would be good for your other miniatures, trip for half an hour.
Take that Cthulu!: Have a dream in which you punch Cthulu, next morning hand is bleeding and dresser has dent.
Never challenge a Date to a sword fight!: With the Samur-eye in TF2, somehow kill four members of the other team with the half zatoichi.

[The Cool]

MacGuyver: Build a functioning FM radio out of a cardboard box, two speakers, and a cell phone.
Drop it: Still have your first cell phone for two years without breaking
Like its Hot: Never get brainfreeze, ever.
The Demon Is Already Here: Possess the Cairo Overcoat for over a month
Copypasta: When a friend hands you a hat, pull an identical one out of it.
Jackass: Break a friend's window and get his computer stolen.
A Man Is Not A Virgin: SECRET ACHEIVMENT
What the hell dude: Dismember a catgirl using the power of RAP

[ch00_bakka]

What the hell dude: Dismember a catgirl using the power of RAP

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[irrelevantEternity]

Mistress of the Forge: Spend hours trying to repair a tiny Warhammer of Zillyhoo in a hot apartment
....Seriously?: Get brainfreeze from drinking apple juice
Now what the heck is going on here: Play the slow version of Everytime we Touch by Cascada and drive a tank while wearing a ninja outfit
Screw You Allergies: Own a dog without your allergies acting up
Rings of Saturn: Discover that you simultaneously had a dream about Saturn with another person
Scratched Coin: Own a Scratched Coin
*All the luck, ALL OF IT!: While reenacting the coin flip, have the Scratched Coin land on the scratched side first try (must have scratched coin)
This is just ridiculous: Get locked out 5 times
Rolling Thunder: Win a card battle using only a Twin-Headed Thunder Dragon
Distracting Insect: Get distracted by a butterfly across numerous occasions
Galaxy Reincarnation: Reinstall Spore 5 times
Everyone's a Critic: Tell the worst joke EVER and still have people laugh at it
Persistent Crustaceans: Get rid of head lice, only to have them come back a day later
First Guardian: Manage to turn fire green

I may or may not be horrible at achievement names. ._.