What the fuck have you done lately? Achievement Thread.

[kaoticAntagonist]

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Well, I figured anyone who wants to pat themselves on the back for being awesome in a specific way could come here and show off their laurels.

Basically post about your achievements and why you are awesome.

Anyway, mines on the forum.

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Creator of the Sufferer is HOT AS FUCK mini-meme.
Got 101st page topper in the 100th Chat Thread.
Predicted which Dave Aradia met in the D-Bubble.

Real-Life.

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Threw a chair at a guy.
Skipped 1 and a half grades.
Jumped off a dock.
Bought Free Water for $3
50% of the people I know owe or have owed me money. And they all intend to pay.
Destroyed a Printer with my bare hands.
Read an entire series of books (4) in less than 24 hours. Each book was at least 300 pages.

[PepperYena]

I remember breaking this little piece of metal once

It wasn't like.. thin, it was solid

I was just sort of messing with it when it broke the hell apart

And I'm pretty sure it was metal

[Doc_Mercury]

Real Life:

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Ripped a Door out of a wall. By accident.
Lit a tree on fire, and watched it burn to the ground (it was dead, but still in the ground. SO. AWESOME.)
Blew up a fireplace with Bic Lighters
Threw a mattress at a guy. Down some stairs. Through a door.
Threw a table at another guy.
Passed first year of University Courses. As a Junior. In High school.

[Schazer]

Real Life:
Ripped a Door out of a wall. By accident.
Lit a tree on fire, and watched it burn to the ground (it was dead, but still in the ground. SO. AWESOME.)
Blew up a fireplace with Bic Lighters
Threw a mattress at a guy. Down some stairs. Through a door.
Threw a table at another guy.
Passed first year of University Courses. As a Junior. In High school.

If you did all of this on one day, it'd be the best friggin' day ever.

Fire. Destruction. Wanton Violence. Academia.

[kaoticAntagonist]

I made a guy quit WalMart when I was like eight. I paid for something entirely in pennies and He just up and quit.

[Varkarrus]

Above the Sickness: Discover immunity lack of reaction to poison ivy.
Hot Bod: Go from neutral about your self image to recognizing yourself as a hot stud!
Helpful!: make a playlist for Terraria for a friend.
Tough it Up: Get over the pain of a sunburn
Post Naked: YES!!!!!!!! (because it was painful to wear clothes whilst sunburnt)

[Godbot]

I've been growing a pine tree since preschool. They gave us out these pathetic little saplings towards the beginning of the year. They were obviously much too tiny to grow; they were basically just twigs in sacks. So, since I didn't know any better, I planted the twig-sapling in the garden and gave it lots of love and care and plenty of water. We've since had to move it from the garden. It's about eight feet tall now.

[ch00_bakka]

Achievement Unlocked: Red Ring of Death. I had to get a new Xbox.
On A Boat: Post from a boat. Apparently the dock has wifi.
On a Plane: post from a plane. Airplanes have wifi too, as I discovered last month.
Yer a Wizard: Know way too much about Harry Potter.

[comeforward]

I fucking FINISHED MY ALBUM. HELLS YEAH. We're mixing/mastering at the moment.

[Backflippy]

I finally got up and started exercising
I'm not overweight or anything but the way my life was I could have ended up that way?
Doing this: http://www.triathlon-bikes.com/Run_for_beginners, up to week 2
Actual cool stuff uhhh nothing I really consider all that great I guess

[transplantedGeek]

Does going to work when you would rather sleep count? I do this a lot.

[Cleverdan]

Laying Down the Pavement: Get your ass to the gym with your buddy, ready to get toned for whatever summer is left.

Seriously, took me far too long.

[Broguts]

Firestarter: Kick so fast in your round training you catch the ground, sparks actually fly, and you no longer have a toeprint.

[Varkarrus]

I just hit 9,200 posts
As promised, another spoiler for the duck game.

mysterious sound clip???
http://www.freefilehosting.net/mysteryclip

[Elementoid]

Finished rough draft of essay about The Scarlet Letter.

Almost finished with this crochet Wheatley.

[lamseteid]

This past year I've:
Gone to Panama to do field work
Survived Dengue which was a result of said trip
Lost 30 lbs
Become very close friends with people I thought would hate me
Got a (just about) free ride at a University
Graduated High School

[Varkarrus]

If I lost 30 lbs, I'd be DEAD

[SupBro]

I started my first cosplay ever today.
I'm very proud.

[cesiumTea]

I made a text-based adventure game in python
It's still vaguely in development right now but it represents my first major milestone in learning how to program in Python
Also it is apparently hilarious

Chased after and caught a wily puppy who slipped out of her harness
This one took a LOT of effort!
After catching her I felt like I was about to die of overexertion

Climbed to the top of Mt. Lassen and Cinder Cone
Climbed to a waterfall in the Hualapais
Said "fuck you" to several tornadoes and walked around outside with tornado sirens blaring
(actually that last one was vaguely stupid but people seem to think it makes me more badass)

Aced second-year Chem and second-Year physics without taking the first year of either
Dean's list for two out of two years and six out of six semesters at an extremely hardcore university (not done with that yet!)
Paying my own way through said university with zero financial support from my family
Got my technologically-inept family to run an Ubuntu box with few issues

Once saw a legitimate triple rainbow

[Paul]

I'm a drum major!

[Doc_Mercury]

Survived a tornado unharmed, while being within sight of touchdown.
Been within 70 ft. of something being struck by lightning, twice on the same day.
Posted on the forums from all major operating systems (Mac OS, Windows 8 and XP, Ubuntu, iOS and android.)
Go from getting B's in a very lax public middle school to honor role in a very competitive private high school by freshman year.
Pulled two consecutive all-nighters.
Got three friends and one ex to read Homestuck. Two of them swore never to read a webcomic.

[MysteryJack]

The last cool thing I remember doing is I got an award in high school for being awesome at music.

I'm still kind of proud of that.

Of what I've done lately, I bought a fedora. That's not really anything to be proud of, but fuck, it's a fucking fedora and I'm so happy about it.

[Siranae]

I had to go in early to work today for a meeting. I'm walking to the stairs to the top of the pavilion when I noticed everyone is standing outside. The gate was closed and locked, and they were all milling around waiting for a maintenance guy to come along or something. When no one was looking, I went over and unlocked the lock and opened the gate, the entire time being completely deadpan.

The collective response: "What the hell?!"

A few weeks ago I had procured a key for it, but they didn't know that .

[Almost Human]

[Paul]