
Originally Posted by
Esrever
that's because mod abuse is a thing that hasn't happened in this thread
esrever, you're mod abuse! I'm going to send you pamphlets in the mail that say "mod abuse." next time you cough I know you're just trying to get people sick and that's fucking
mod abuse. I'll bet when you go to the supermarket there's the friendly old neighborhood lady with just a bag of grapes and a soap opera digest in hand just about to go up to the cashier and then guess what. rrrrrrumble. rrrRRRUMBLCRASH! BIG BAD ESREVER JONES COMES THUNDERING THROUGH THE AISLES WITH A MONSTER DOUBLE-DECKER SHOPPING CART W/ BOOMING STEREO SYSTEM AND CUSTOM FLAME DECALS STUFFED TO THE BALLS WITH A THOUSAND ITEMS--AND HE SKIPS RIGHT AHEAD OF MS. WIDOWLY DO-NO-HARM! The viciousness of the act alone could cause her to have a heart attack alone, but does Esrever care? Hell no. He just grins and tells her to bear it, an insult as ferocious as a grizzly's claw across an infant's fragile thinkdome. This mod-ma bear isn't here to protect her young, she's here to STEAL YOUR place in line, HONEY. And when the bagger points up to the sign that says "10 items or less?"
"Heh. I'm a mod."
Mod. Abuse.