Block Saga - Act 7: FINAL BOSS

[kd7sov]

>Alight
>Alight

>...Can you Aid each other in Alighting?

[DS Piron]

...Yeah, this is a undefeatable boss fight...

AMSCRAY!!

[GiovanH]

Hank > Assail > Combo > Staff

[snuffysam]

>Alight
>Alight

You both hop into the DFE prisoner transport ship. You yell something at him, something like "So long, suckers!"

You then launch the DFE ship. The Super-soldier calls his FABB unit a stupid piece of scrap metal. The FABB unit apologizes profusely.

[Xander]

Wait! You might've left some cool stuff there! Go back and try to land on the super soldier.

[DS Piron]

> Yes, land.

...unless you're ment to live...

how close do you need to be to upgrade/downgrade?

[BenBen]

Go fly over to a bar encased in concrete.

[snuffysam]

Wait! You might've left some cool stuff there! Go back and try to land on the super soldier.

The Super-soldier suddenly remembers that he can perform powerful DARK MAGIC. He says something about never destroying EVIL. The FABB unit asks something about BASES. The Super-soldier tells it to shut up and blasts the SHIP with DARK MAGIC.

The SHIP has been knocked miles away from the RESISTANCE HEADQUARTERS! You are spinning out of CONTROL! What do you do?!

[DS Piron]

> Ship: Crash

[BenBen]

Land near a bar encased in concrete.

[snuffysam]

> Ship: Crash

You crash land in some remote area that you don't recognize.
You tell RGSB-4 to scan the ship. He says that the only damages are to the navigational systems. Basically, if you want to find anything, you have to look out the window.

[kd7sov]

>Look out the window.
>Ask RGSB-4 if he saw anything of interest on the way down.

[DS Piron]

> Hank: If you know how to fly this thing, then head to the back-up location, or whatever back-up plan you had.

[snuffysam]

>Ask RGSB-4 if he saw anything of interest on the way down.

RGSB-4 says that he hit his head on the roof while they were flipping over in the air. His eyepiece has since been nonfunctional. He says that he hasn't been able to see a thing for the past five minutes. He also says you should maybe show more concern for the safety of others.

>Look out the window.

You see a sort of black CASTLE thing. It has a big, red EYE on the side. You believe it is a Dark Forces of Evil BASE, but you can't be sure. They do like to disguise other buildings as BASES. You seem to remember hearing a LEGEND that if someone were to destroy all Seven(7) BASES, they would destroy the Dark Forces of Evil. But it's probably just a MYTH.

[Xander]

Downgrade and reupgrade RGSB-4. Maybe that will fix his eye.

[snuffysam]

Downgrade and reupgrade RGSB-4. Maybe that will fix his eye.

You Downgrade RGSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE into KBSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE, and gain One(1) SILVER SALARY.
You Upgrade KBSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE into RGSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE, and expend One(1) SILVER SALARY.
That was incredibly pointless!

[BenBen]

Upgrade RGSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE to RGSB.
Downgrade SHIP to BICYCLE.

[kd7sov]

>Open the Upgrade Menu for the Eyepiece. If you have to detach it first, do so, but without breaking anything else.

[DS Piron]

Upgrading the eyepiece: Fail, as it needs to be Repaired.
Someone here: Tell Hank to Repair the eyepiece
Hank: go:

Repair?
...
...repair...?
You're not even sure if that's physically possible.
You can Upgrade stuff, but you can't repair anything!

-----
...Does anybody else notice that hank's portion of this adventure has gone on for around half the topic's length?

[snuffysam]

Upgrade RGSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE to RGSB.

RGSB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE cannot be upgraded into RGSB! It can only be upgraded into FABB WITH A BROKEN EYEPIECE, and you don't have any Silver Salaries!

>Open the Upgrade Menu for the Eyepiece. If you have to detach it first, do so, but without breaking anything else.
That would be a terrible idea. Removing the EYEPIECE would snap the CONNECTORS, rendering it completely useless, even if it were working.

Upgrading the eyepiece: Fail, as it needs to be Repaired.
Exactly.
You can Upgrade stuff, but you can't Repair anything!
You'll probably just have to go around until you find someone who can Repair ROBOTS. You've heard that BARTENDERS have to deal with ROBOTS daily as part of their job, but you don't know any BARTENDERS!
The only course of action here is to continue on towards the DFE BASE and hope you can find someone to fix RGSB-4 soon.

[DS Piron]

> Hank: You still haven't rambled on about Propane and Propane Accessories [/random]
> DS Piron: Stop posting the propane command, we get it, he shares a first name with Hank Hill, you don't need to spam it

> Hank: Welp, you probably should go to the DFE base. ...Ayup, the DFE base...
> Hank: Head to the backup headquarters, or closest equivalent.

[BenBen]

Perspective: Switch to the bartender dude.

[snuffysam]

> Hank: Head to the backup headquarters, or closest equivalent.

You look at the navigational controls. They're still broken!
You don't know why they would have fixed themselves in the five seconds that you weren't looking at them, but you always were a MORON like that. Looks like you can't find your way to the BACKUP HEADQUARTERS!

> Hank: Welp, you probably should go to the DFE base. ...Ayup, the DFE base...

You drive forward for a second, then realize what a MORON you are and stop.
That fall must have addled whatever BRAINS you have left! What sort of RESISTANCE AGENT would just BARGE into a DFE BASE without some sort of DISGUISE?!

[DS Piron]

> Hank: Cannibalize your robot for a disguise.[/random]

> Hank: Do you still have that helmet, and is there a cloth that could be used as a cape nearby?

[snuffysam]

> Hank: Do you still have that helmet, and is there a cloth that could be used as a cape nearby?

That is probably the smartest and least moronic thing you thought of all day. Unfortunately, DFE CAPES are special ITEMS that are only given to members of the Dark Forces of Evil, and cannot be upgraded to or downgraded from like the HELMETS can. Looks like this DARK HELMET will have to do.