Block Saga - Act 7: FINAL BOSS

[DS Piron]

> Jeremy: Live happily ever after.

[epoxy]

> Test integrity of shield by shooting it. You always have time for SCIENCE!

[snuffysam]

> Jeremy: Live happily ever after.

You cannot live happily ever after because you do not have the Sword of Nansisius! The Sword is currently locked in an underground cave, and nobody knows where it is. Once you get it, then maybe you will be able to live happily ever after, but you do not think you can without it.

> Test integrity of shield by shooting it. You always have time for SCIENCE!

Both the SHIELD and all your Projectile Weapons are in the BARREL! You will either have to go into the BARREL or get them out if you want to experiment on your weapons' durability.

[hero122]

>Jump in the barrel like a rabbid monguse while singing bridges burning by foo fighters!

[Aelyrin]

>Jeremy: Play with the silly monkeys. :3

[snuffysam]

>Jeremy: Play with the silly monkeys. :3

Three(3) of the MONKEYS want to play with you, and you are happy to do so. You decide to play Monkey in the Middle. Ironically enough, you start off as the one in the middle. A green MONKEY is behind you and a purple one is in front of you. The purple MONKEY tosses the yellow MONKEY towards you. You easily catch him, as you are over twice the purple MONKEY'S size.
This is incredibly silly! But, then again, so are they.

>Jump in the barrel like a rabbid monguse while singing bridges burning by foo fighters!

"Another time! Another place! Another line upon your face!"
You suck at singing. Probably because you don't actually have lungs, vocal chords, or the ability to open your mouth. You suddenly wonder how you figured out how to talk. You opt not to think about it.

You have landed in the BARREL. You peek out to see the world from here. It's not really that interesting.

You then close the BARREL, so you can see what you look like under green light.

END OF ACT ONE
There will now be a short intermission

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while I build the set for the inside of the barrel.

I don't really know how these acts are going to work, or how many I'll have in total. Let's just see what happens.
This intermission will have a short storyline thing in it, and the intermission segments will be drawn by me.
Okay, here's the first image of the intermission.

You are a man. You have just woken up from the strangest dream. But now, it is time to go to work. First, however, you need to get ready. To be able to go to work, you must first have a name. What is your name?

[DS Piron]

Jack Michelson

[BenBen]

Noarms McGee

[snuffysam]

{I}>Jack Michelson

Your name is Jack Michelson. The author has once again lazed out and used the same image for the first two posts. You are still preparing for work, and you now need to retrieve some things from your dresser. What do you need to retrieve?

[Reecer6]

>Interm Ishon
>John Egbert
>Pal Mobski
EDIT: AGAIN WHY?
>Your guns

[The One Guy]

> Legs

[BenBen]

Your fetch modus.
Arms.

[BoisseauMR]

> Retrieve the legos and monkeys you were playing with last night. Man, that was one crazy party.

[snuffysam]

>Your guns
> Legs
Arms.

You do not have any guns! You do, however, have a wine glass, but that is in your inventory, not your dresser. Also, you already have both arms and legs, you CLOD!

> Retrieve the legos and monkeys you were playing with last night. Man, that was one crazy party.
You were not playing with either last night. Last night you were at work, and you would never have a party at work. That would involve drinking, and although your customers often drink, you do not. It's just one of your principles.

[BoisseauMR]

> Talk to yourself about your job, as if there were an audience.

[BenBen]

examine contents of dresser

[snuffysam]

> Talk to yourself about your job, as if there were an audience.
You talk about alchoholics, ice cream, walls, and spiders. You have been talking to yourself a lot lately. You wonder if you're going crazy. Probably yes.

examine contents of dresser

You see a lot of clothes.

[BenBen]

get out the clothes

[snuffysam]

get out the clothes

You get out the clothes and put them on.
Boy, do you look spiffin'!
You're finally ready to go to work!
14 EXP GAINED
LEVEL UP

[BenBen]

go to work, wherever it is you work.

[BoisseauMR]

> Allocate points from level up, if this is possible.

[Technetium 99]

>Unbutton one button, acquire women.

[DS Piron]

> Be a bartender. For a bar that hass a deranged idea of a float.

[snuffysam]

go to work, wherever it is you work.

You work at Michelson Restaurant and Bar, a fancy restaurant founded, owned, and staffed only by yours truly. At first business was slow, until the Dark Forces of Evil invaded this area. The third wall of your restaurant was completely destroyed. At first you were going to rebuild it, until it became a talking point. Your restaurant has since become one of the most popular places this side of the Great Rift. You converted the regular entrance into a closet for people to store their belongings. Of course, you set it up so they had to pay one gold coin in order to get them out. You now make up to a thousand gold coins a day and live comfortably a short commute away.

> Allocate points from level up, if this is possible.
You have already done this! You currently have 289 crafting points! Once you make it to 300, you can Creationalize a skateboard for your nephew's birthday. The more sales you make, the more points you earn. Bring on the customers!

[BoisseauMR]

Well then, > Bring on the customers!