Block Saga - Act 7: FINAL BOSS

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Four unassuming people fight to save the universe inside an RPG game from the Dark Forces of Evil, all while being chased down by a powerful Super-Soldier and manipulated by what may be an even greater evil.
Oh, and it's made of LEGOs.

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By DSPiron: LegoBlock Saga Chase

You are a man sitting on a BARSTOOL in a small room. There is a short TABLE nearby, a big white DOOR, a BAR which may or may not be functioning, and a MAGIC BOX embedded in one of the walls.

As far as people go, you have a pretty sweet deal going for you. You have two LEGS, a functioning BODY, two EYES, a MOUTH, and most importantly, some HAIR. You are wearing some pretty stylish CLOTHING there.

Unfortunately, the one thing you do not have is a NAME. What should your name be?

[Cyan the Red]

Plaidshirt McNonose

or

Jeremy Higgins

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Jeremy Higgins

Your name is Jeremy Higgins. You are in a room that was described underneath the previous picture in this saga, which happens to be the same as the one being viewed now. What will you do?

[Reecer6]

>Megablocks McCheap

>Legon Bloxeto
(The 'O' in Legon would have a little shape above it, but I can't find the character for that)

Edit: NO! CURSES, YE PIRATES ARE STEALING ALL ME TREASURE!
>Retrieve arms from cluttered plastic bucket

[Fuade]

>AW SHIT, MY ASS IS LITERALLY ATTACHED TO THIS CHAIR

[The One Guy]

>Wonder why there's no one behind the bar.

[snuffysam]

>Retrieve arms from cluttered plastic bucket

You've already got ARMS, IDIOT!

>Wonder why there's no one behind the bar.

You wonder to no avail. Perhaps you are supposed to be behind the BAR? You go behind the BAR to see if it suits you, but you're just not feeling it. You decide to pour yourself a DRINK while you are back there, but all the TAPS are empty! Probably because you have been in this room for six weeks with nothing else to drink.

[Mirdan]

>Flip the fuck out, there's a spider on the wall.

[Reecer6]

>Slam the taps with the skateboard on the table

[Krakash]

>Rip a tap off of the bar and combine it with a barstool to create the SIT THE FUCK DOWN Hammer.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Get on the skateboard and get some sweet air.

[snuffysam]

>Flip the fuck out, there's a spider on the wall.

You get on the STOOL and flip t-
Wait...
That's not a SPIDER! That's a picture of a SPIDER painted on that MAGIC BOX you can never seem to open! Sometimes, you are such an IDIOT.

>Slam the taps with the skateboard on the table
> Get on the skateboard and get some sweet air

What skateboard?

>Rip a tap off of the bar and combine it with a barstool to create the SIT THE FUCK DOWN Hammer.

You take it one step further and rip all the TAPS off the BAR, creating the PUT IT ON MY TAB Hammer.
Luckily there's no more liquid left in the pipes, or you would have made a huge mess!

[P_equals_NP]

Try to open door but have it open by hinges instead but get stuck at the actual side the doorhandle is at, because Lego Doors can be terrible.

[snuffysam]

Try to open door but have it open by hinges instead but get stuck at the actual side the doorhandle is at, because Lego Doors can be terrible.

You have to insert one GOLD COIN into the DOOR for it to open!
You are certain you have some GOLD COINS somewhere in the MAGIC BOX, but you don't know how to open it!

[Fuade]

>Remove the bricks around the door. There's sure to be gold coins there!

[snuffysam]

>Remove the bricks around the door. There's sure to be gold coins there!
You can't mine anything without a PICKAXE!

[EpicFightingTroper]

Pick up that GUN and try to shoot the surrounding BLOCKS away.

[BenBen]

Obtain whitew balls from behind counter. Throw them at the magic box.

OR

Ride PUT IT ON MY TAB hammer like a mechanical bull.

[epoxy]

That object in the rightmost corner of the room - what is it? I've not seen a brick like that before.

> Examine white thing.

[Reecer6]

>Hit the MAGIC BOX with the PUT IT ON MY TAB hammer
If that fails...
>Get the GUN and hit/shoot the MAGIC BOX with it
Also...
>Look at fourth wall, hop out giant lack of wall

[hero122]

>Ride the Gun.

[Krakash]

>Smash the shit out of the Magic Box with the Put It On My Tab Hammer.

[snuffysam]

>Pick up that GUN and try to shoot the surrounding BLOCKS away.

You cannot destroy BLOCKS with a GUN, you need a PICKAXE for that!
You retrieve the GUN nevertheless.

>Ride PUT IT ON MY TAB hammer like a mechanical bull.
>Ride the Gun.

You're pretty sure both those things are impossible.

>Hit the MAGIC BOX with the PUT IT ON MY TAB hammer
If that fails...
>Get the GUN and hit/shoot the MAGIC BOX with it
>Smash the shit out of the Magic Box with the Put It On My Tab Hammer.

You're not even going to try doing those things! Everyone with half a brain knows MAGIC BOXES are indestructable!

>Look at fourth wall, hop out giant lack of wall

You are looking at the fourth wall! It has a DOOR in it, and you don't think there's a lack of a wall there.

> Examine white thing.
>Obtain whitew balls from behind counter. Throw them at the magic box.

Your HAND item cache is full! You cannot carry the ICE CREAM!
However, you notice your PUT IT ON MY TAB Hammer is able to have up to four small HAND items attached to it, so you attach the ICE CREAM to one of the ITEM HOLDIZATION POINTS on the Hammer.

You then insert the ICE CREAM into the slot on the MAGIC BOX. The MAGIC BOX recognizes the food as a SACRIFICAL OFFERING and opens, revealing its riches.

[DS Piron]

> Jeremy: Empty box, you're probably not going to come back to it.

[BenBen]

Insert one of the coins into the door.

(I had a good idea with the icecream. yay!)