Blasted - Intermission

[DS Piron]

> Boyyfriend: predictably never be seen again.

[snuffysam]

> Boyfriend: predictably never be seen again.

Unfortunately, you are never seen again, or at least by Strawberry. Your car crashes somewhere in the middle of Montana.
You never make it to Vancouver.

[GiovanH]

>Be in the afterlife
>Or be strawberry moments afterward.

[snuffysam]

>Be Strawberry moments afterward.

You are now Strawberry, moments after your boyfriend left for Vancouver.
You are a little disappointed that you won't get to show your boyfriend your sappy love poem. Oh, well. It's not like you'll never see him again or anything!


Your father walks up. He says that you better start heading back home. This storm is very ominous.

[DS Piron]

> Storm and/or Boyfriend: Be related to our Protagonist; Edward Tomas.

[snuffysam]

> Storm: Be related to our Protagonist; Edward Tomas.

You look back over at that kid's BIRTHDAY PARTY that was giving away FREE PIZZA.
Everyone has already left. Poor kid. His seventh birthday party was ruined by this STORM.
And to top it off, that kid with the PIZZA was new in town! He must be completely heartbroken!
Looks like someone got his birthday wish.

[snuffysam]

The storm builds up. Your mom picks up the PICNIC BLANKET. Your dad tells her to hurry up and get to the mansion. She says she'll be there in a minute, as soon as she gets the dirt off this-

[GiovanH]

>Is that normal? That can't be normal.

[snuffysam]

>Is that normal? That can't be normal.

You don't recall if BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING and GETTING VAPORIZED were on your mother's list of POWERS. Maybe she gained a new power? Yes, that must be it. She is clearly using her newfound powers of ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY and VANISHING. Ha ha Mom, joke's over! You can reappear now!

[GiovanH]

==>

[snuffysam]

===>

You are now SWASHBUCKLER. You have just woken up on the floor of the SAUCER.
You are breathing heavily, as if you had the most terrible nightmare.
Except for that it was real.
What do you do?

[DS Piron]

> Check up on kid.

[snuffysam]

> Check up on kid.

The kid shuts off his computer and walks to the stairs.
Might he actually be doing something interesting?


But before you can figure that out, the room suddenly heats up.
You hate heat. It's your one weakness.
What do you do about it?

[GiovanH]

>Dance in circles through puddles of your own sweat.

[DS Piron]

> There's a panel on your wall, check it.

[snuffysam]

> There's a panel on your wall, check it.

This?
No, this is just the SPAGHETTIFICATOR. You have no idea what it does, but you doubt SPAGHETTI would be useful in this situation.
If only there was some way to see outside, to figure out what's causing the heat. Some sort of... FENESTRATED PLANE.

[DS Piron]

> Behind/beside you?

[snuffysam]

> Behind/beside you?

You look out the WINDOW. You see a lot of fire and flames, although it's not clear what the source is.
Maybe if we ask nicely, the author will pan out to show us a wider view of the situation.

[GiovanH]

>Zoom out already.

[snuffysam]

>Zoom out already.

You didn't say please.

[DS Piron]

> *sigh* Zoom out, Please?

[snuffysam]

> *sigh* Zoom out, Please?

THERE we go.


You are now Theresa. You have just gone through some weird portal and now you're on a pathway.
You have no idea what's going on! You need some advice. What's the best way to get some advice in a Sburb session?

[DS Piron]

> Decide to look for someone to ask for help.

[snuffysam]

> Decide to look for someone to ask for help.

You walk forward a step when you start to hear voices in your head. Now what might these voices be saying?

[snuffysam]

> [S] Theresa: Listen to voices

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