Asylum Dump: Avatars and their many personas

[Fuade]

Here, this should make it easier

[MysteryJack]

[VOID] All I can see is an angry face in the blood.

I know that's not it though, that would be stupid.

[Krakash]

Cloud=Cloun=Clown=GAMZEE?!??!

RUN

[MysteryJack]

YEAH SOCCER PARTY WOOOOO

Ok, why are there soccer balls everywhere now?

What the flying fuck?

[VOID] Fuck, I need to stop posting so much in this thread.

[DynamicDinosaur]

You roll your eyes, where are the rules? Is this what they call extreme soccer?

Whatever, it sounds fun enough.

VOID: No, keep posting, keep posting... heheh, just kidding of course.

[MysteryJack]

[VOID] So wait, are you saying keep posting or not? I'm confused.

Anyway, I just think the thread has seen enough of my crap for now, especially when everyone else's stuff is not crap.

[DS Piron]

[void] ..I'm thinking he misunderstood you, and thought it was something other than "yeah, I'm horrible at this, and probably should stop."

...I think...

[MysteryJack]

[VOID]I don't really know if that's what happened, because he kind of worded his post oddly.

But yeah, my stuff is pretty horrible, and I'm considering not using pictures anymore when I get back into this.

[DynamicDinosaur]

Void:jksfkefklçsweglkmdgskmlgeskml ... I meant that you should post till you die, or something like that... Personally I think that´s what is actually bad is posting so much in VOID but whatever.

[MysteryJack]

[VOID]I didn't say I was going to stop.

I'm just going to take a break because I think I'm taking up too much of the thread. This will probably be my last post for a while.

...Actually, maybe I should do one more thing with the soccer party before I do that.

[MysteryJack]

Oh my god this is so much fun I don't even know the rules to this game but oh man I'm so happy right now I don't care and-


Though it's kind of hard to tell from this picture, this is another one of those orbital Fishfoods crashing into the isolation chamber. And it collides with you like a torpedo.

Anyway, to sum this up, the Fishfood sends you flying so far you end up back in the rest of the asylum.


2x CRASHIN COMBO



Ouch. Fishfood, you suck.

>MysteryJack: Rage?

Nah, it's cool. Besides, I'm not the Mage of Rage, remember? I remembered that I forgot that I remembered that. I also appear to have dropped all those weapons I didn't know I had. That's...OK? I guess?

I am in so much pain right now. I think I'll just lie here for a while.

[VOID]There we go. Now I'm taking a break.

[Elkian]

WHITE WALLS.

You swear if you ever meet the empty-thinkpanned human that came up with 'asylums' rather than trollmane excruciating torture and subsequent culling, you'll punch them in areas of anatomy that you are certain humans do not possess.

You can't even find your other selves! These halls all look that same and what's that up ahead.

[Elkian]

==> Setting: Be in a space asylum.



Well FUCK.

Okay, first order of business. Form a badass brigade to bust out of here with, then GAR our way offa the asteroid. Sounds easy enough.

Unless all the folks here have some sort of split personality disorder. Then we're screwed.

....latetotheparty.jpg

We'll need a ladder of molepigs or a really neat drill for that, Aniki.

[DS Piron]

> Black Bear: Do something already.
Bored with your generic book, you get up to walk out of the wine cellar...

> Menu: Where'd you go?
You sadly had no time to chat to the ponytailed man and the maquette, as it wouldn't be comfortable to leave DS Piron on the floor, nor in your Metal Arms. And so, after proper greetings and an explanatory 'good-bye', you went into the nearest unoccupied room, put him down, and are now watching the blue hedgehog as we speak.

> Other person : switch to.
Meanwhile, a -data expunged- is in a dark corner, hiding, trying to not any attention. The last thing this Serpe...nt...-eqse, er.
Bah.

> -Error-
An 18-year-old is laying down on a bed, in a cell somewhere. He appears to be quite deep in a Error Coma, unconsciousness... thing.

Looking over him is what appears to be an Englishman in an open dinner jacket, and bowler hat. His outfit sports a black and blue color scheme.

...

[MysteryJack]

>MysteryJack: Stop being a lump of useless and get up.

Ok, that was just mean. But yeah, I’m getting up. That Fishfood is still out cold, though.

Alright, where are we then? All I can see in this room is a radio and a mop and bucket combo.

>Equip mop+bucket.

Sure, why not. A mop is much less likely to get me thrown into a padded room than a knife. I think I’ll wear this bucket as a helmet, too. I’m sure I won’t offend anyone by doing that. It’s not like I’m going to run into any trolls.

>Turn on radio.

The radio plays this.

That’s…just unsettling. Just what is he building in there?

You listen to the whole thing, and then it just repeats.

That is also unsettling.

MysteryJack’s paranoia meter has increased.

You decide to leave the room, forgetting to turn off the radio as you do this. You keep hearing that gravely voice as you walk down the dark hallways, heightening your paranoia further.

It only hits you now how foreboding this whole place is. The dim lighting…the blood splattered on the walls…the occasional scream in the distance…the feeling that someone just might be watching you.

Oh god, what if some crazy comes at me and tries to kill me? I can’t fight them off with just a mop ohgodohgodohgod…

Ponytail guy? That little guy? Sonic guy? …Even the nurse bot would be welcome right now…

You are pretty much freaking the hell out now. Because of this, you fail to notice that you are being followed by a Fishfood dressed up like a certain murderous clown.

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VOID : Well, I went a whole day without posting here. I guess that's long enough. I kind of was hoping more people would post before then, but whatever.

I don't know if this is better or worse than what I've been doing. Thoughts?

Also, I wouldn't recommend listening to that song late at night.

[DynamicDinosaur]

==>Keep playing soccer

...........



You know what, this is stupid, it was a terrible idea to play with those freaking incredibly stupid human fish orbital omg dopes... Uh, what where you doing again? Oh yea right, you grab your ball and go wander off somewhere.

[Elkian]

==> TE: Oh gog what, oh gog why.

Oh gog my virgin eyes!

[MysteryJack]

AAAGH OH FUCK WHO IS THAT I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE THERE IS A BUCKET ON MY HEAD AND AN APPLE ON MY FACE WFDKLASFDJASDE ASLDAIOH



You start flailing around with the mop.

Fishzee, from the shadows, boggles vacantly at your idiocy.

[Elkian]

You realize, of course that this...

...means...

[Fuade]

[MysteryJack]

Wait, what? ?

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

...I guess...I'll...have some soda?

...Maybe I should take this bucket off my head.

[MysteryJack]

[VOID] So are we having soda, or am I going to get crushed by a giant soda can or something?

I actually am kind of confused right now.

[Elkian]

[plot]

There is soda and crushing going on....

[MysteryJack]

>MysteryJack: Slowly take off bucket helmet to see just as something bad maybe happens to you.

Oh hey, is that a troll?

...Oh crap, it's a troll. And I'm wearing a bucket.

"...Uh...hi?"

She does not look happy at all.

[Miss_Meg]

[PLOT]Totally camping out here now. This is hilarious. Can I join you?


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