Asylum Dump: Avatars and their many personas

[Squiggles]

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Hee hee hee, yes i went there. :3 [/void]



Nurse: Wait so you're telling me, this lil' Cheryl patient of our is sane?
Doctor: Yes, but that is what makes it insane.
Nurse: So she's insane because she's sane?
Doctor: Exactly, its race are supposed to be irrational, emotional, and unpredictable.
Nurse: Geeze, that's just odd. Is she dangerous?
Doctor: It's supposed to be but isn't. We're allowing it around our more volatile
patients in hopes that they provide therapeutic stimulation to its mental state.
Nurse: Golly, I don't know about that.
Doctor: Luckily you don't have to think, you only have to do your job.

[ponytailArtist]

==> ponytailArtist: "Have we met?"



I'm pretty sure- Oh, hey there, appleface.

I'm pretty sure we did! It was you and another short fella in a bunny hood. Then you guys kinda started morphing and turning into Elkian and stuff. It was weird.

You guys do that when you eat energy, right? I'm kinda curious to see that happen. Maybe I'll let you nibble on my lightning ponytail or my drill-

...

Okay, how long has this thing been here? This is the kind of thing they put on crazy people. Oh fuck, that's exactly what they thought I was, wasn't it? You go for a walk in public while wearing star shades just one time...

...So uh, can anyone get this thing offa me?

How did I throw those guys earlier?

==> pnoytailArtist: Wake up in a cellar.



This is not how I imagined I would spend my morning.

[PLOT] Who else is in the cellar? Also, sprite here.

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[DS Piron]

> Menu: Go follow everyone one else.

Unfortunately, you should not be be leaving DS Piron unconscious on the floor, besides, they probably don't want you, or DS, to bother them. It's not like he, and thus you, are outgoing...

> Be someone else...?

It... was successful?

A black bear of anthropomorphic persuasion, wearing glasses and a executive suit, sits in a secluded corner of a wine cellar, reading an undefined book.

[MysteryJack]

"Whoa, ponytail guy, what's up with your eye?"

[VOID] Oh my god. That thing is glorious, Squiggles. Just thought you should know that.

[Fuade]

[void] That monocle is glorious.

[MysteryJack]

"Anyway, I guess I'll help you with this knife I got-OH SHIT I HAVE A KNIFE"

[Squiggles]

Lil' C: Huh? Oh! You must've met another me. Who'da thought chaos realms were universal constants, huh? Yeah so, when my kind eat energy we get strong enough to start warping reality. Tends to only be localized around ourselves so it's just us that shift... What's with the person body Apple dude?

Well where went that train of thought. What were you talking about again? That dude just offered you to eat his drill. Is that some sort of reproductive euphemism? He wants you to eat his energies. Oh boy... don't give in to instinct. Don't give in to instinct.

Lil' C: Thanks for the offer but you really don't want to be giving me energy. Did the doctors put you up to this? I bet they did.

Oh yeah there's a nurse giving you the thumbs up peeking from around the bend in the hall. Jerks.

Lil' C: Anyways, I'm not normal. I eat the energy but I can't control the charge. You give it to me and my device can't suppress it, high likelihood you'll end up with a violent explosion on your hands...or I shift. Either way, it's crazy risky.

[Fuade]

>OH SHIT HE HAS A KNIFE

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[thetoastking]

MEANWHILE, IN THE DEEP DARK VOID OF SPACE...

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guess who!

[Elkian]

> Elkibot: Trip over the robot. Not the freaky one, the cute recolor.

[MysteryJack]

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE...



Fish 1: FISHFOOD. FISHFOOOOOOD.

Fish 2: FISHFOOD?



Fish 1: FISHFOOD?! FiShFoOd!!!

Fish 2: ...Fishfood.



FISHFOOOOOOOOD.

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[VOID] Well...Fishfood. That's all I have to say.

[Krakash]

>Engineer: Escape from the Nether.





Whew! You finally made it out of that literal hellhole. So many dead pigmen...oh well. Maybe someday you will tell the story. So where are you now? ...a cellar. Great. How will you get back to your concession shop at the stadium now? You are probably on yet another asteroid...wait.



WHY ARE YOU DRAWN SO BADLY?!? Must be from those long years you spent in the Nether. And yet, you never appeared to age at all. Death really should keep his exits locked.

>Wait, how did you die again?



This is always such a terrible idea recounting it. Look, it involved a Pope, and deadly exploding crosses. Okay? You happy now? Better get out my PDA. Might as well set up a line of defence to stop Pigmen from getting through this portal.

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[VOID] Aw yeah. So if shenanigans restart in Kombat, only Renegade Engiebot will be there. Also, talky based off of my patron troll:

[ponytailArtist]

==> ponytailArtist: Do something sensible.



Crazy risky? Sheesh, you could have told me that sooner. Lemme just direct my energy up here...

And I still need to get this thing loose. Apple face wasn't much help there. ^^;

==> pnoytailArtist: What is this, I don't even-



Well. This is a rather strange assemblage to be a part of.

If someone would kindly direct me to the nearest unlocked door so that I will not have to glare at you longer than necessary...

==> Elkibot: Trip over the robot. Not the freaky one, the cute recolor.



Now what in the hell is going on here.

[VOID] Too lazy to fix the grainy stuff. Sprite here.

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[Fuade]

[void]Oh, that's right. I was fighting someone. Getting on that now

[MysteryJack]

[VOID] I'm thinking a map of this place might become necessary soon.

[Squiggles]

Lil' C: Holy Crapatoa! That crazy apple had a knife! Whoo boy. Good thing for nurses eh? When they're not trying to drive me sane or whatever.

Looks like other crazy is still here. Least he seems like a rational crazy by putting his energy stuff out of easy reach. You can respect that.

PonytailCrazyDude: And I still need to get this thing loose. Apple face wasn't much help there.

To unstrap the crazy or not... You really got to think these kinda things through. what's the worst he could do anyways?



Yeah... that. Heh. Oh what the hell. Worst comes the worst you can bite him nice and hard. Revolting an idea but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Lil' C: Okay, I can get it off so long as you don't pull a crazy on me. Not like the staff ever stops me from doing whatever I want anyways.

[thetoastking]

A toaster, reunited with heat at last, completes it's final task.

The Toasted Monarch has arrived at God Tier.
Oh my! I seem to have come back from the dead!

Where am I.

[ponytailArtist]

==> ponytailArtist: Promise not to pull a crazy.



I solemnly swear in the name of Canada (because America blows) that I will not attempt to feed your habit in any way. I'm the Bard of Oath; You know my word is good for it. Even if I am technically crazy.

==> pnoytailArtist: Recognize the Toast King.



YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

[Squiggles]

Canada? What the snot is that and America? Maybe they're colonies or something. Humans, their world revolves around their worlds. This is the space age, man you usually swear to whatever space company you're apart of. Not that you'd be all swearing up on anything involving the Havoc Company not after they put you in this delightful little fun house. It's hard to say who's trusting who more right now. You don't want to dwell on that too much. You know you'll be able to get away with this. This is kind of the sorta behavior they're wanting you to have. May as well make with the small talk anyways to distract yourself.

Lil' C: So what's a Bard of Oath? That some kinda law thing? Keep that energy up higher, these straps ain't made for my little nubby hands.

This is taking longer than you hoped it would. the straps are tight and big and your hands are small. You also get this drive that's keeps getting stronger the higher up you work. Temptation. Sweet, sweet temptation. Oh one little lick couldn't hurt could it? It's only a smidgen of energy and he was offering it not that long ago. No no this is wrong, you don't know what it'll do to you. Oh... it's so close you barely got to do anything to get to it.

[MysteryJack]

>MysteryJack: Get up.


Ok, ok. That stupid nurse bot is turning out to be the bane of my existance. I swear, when I find that thing...

>MysteryJack: Escape straight jacket.



...Turns out it wasn't very secure to begin with. Huh.

>MysteryJack: Escape cell.

Right. But how should I do that...


Oh, I can just use this bomb that I have here...wait, I have bombs now? Shit, this is just like that knife I didn't know I had...ah screw it, I'm just going to throw this thing now.

[thetoastking]

TTK: Totally forget that he's out to kill you for some asinine reason.

[DS Piron]

> Menu: are you just going to stand there all the time?

No, just until DS Piron wakes up from this 'Error Coma'-like unconsiousness.

However, you do think it's a better idea to move him to a room, instead of on the floor.
There were some rooms where the Ponytailed man, and the Fruitfaced man went, so you head there, hoping not to intrude on what ever they are doing...

> DS Piron: Wake up already!

...nope, you're still out cold as your assistant picks up your body and takes you down the same hallway the others went.

> black bear: there's a fight about to break, auspisticize!

...Nah, you don't want to bother them. Besides, you'd be crushed like Ash if you tried to get between those two. You did see those two duke it out in the middle of the MSPFA tournament, after all.

[Elkian]

[Plot?]

That is....not what I meant, but I'll accept it!

now I just need to make ninja cowboy viking pirate selves and i'll have the complete set

PA and Squiggles: Collaborate on an adventure together. Be so awesome that he world implodes

[Fuade]

>Code Orange

[MysteryJack]

>Super Fishio Brothers: Hark, a goomba

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[VOID] Fishfood+Mario = Fishio

Fishfood+Luigi = ???