THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU CAN ONLY MAKE ONE POST

[Trannisaurus]

Oh man I better not screw this up
I better not post something stupid
and then end up regretting it later

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shit

also
POST 666 MOTHAFUCKERS

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falling under the INFLUaNCE of SATN

cash$money@http://www.cashcats.biz

HELLO TODAY 10/26
daY OF the year of the
FALLLING CONSECUTIVLY {s}

[cesiumTea]

Oh gog I should save my post for later when I actually have something interesting to say...
...shit



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Ghost boners

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
Oh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.

What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants.

Okay done with the jokey things

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Any and all modmis can feel free to add content to the bottom of my post here!
Just make sure to mark that it was you, and try to not edit the part of my post that I wrote :3

Look at me I am SleepingOrange and this is all my content

[Triangle Man]

I really have no idea how to make my one post count.

It's like...

It's a get out of jail free card and you don't know whether or not you should use it for a parking ticket unless you are falsely convicted of murder later on.

I'll just leave this here for future usage...

Edit - You know, coming back to this thing more than three months later makes me realize how incoherent and wasteful this post turned out to be.

Oh well, I guess that's what life's all about.

By which I mean it's unfair and all the good things in life turn out to be 'not for you'.

Okay I'm probably done now.

[Qiam]

GHOST BONERS
GHOST BONERS
GHOST BONERS
GHOST BONERS
GHOST BONERS

[Maydame]

how will I survive the harsh winter without the protective layer of multiposts

with grooves probably I guess

no you don't drinkie I am stealthy like a panther

[tynic]

I wonder how many points you will get if I infract you for every single deleted post

Well that would be mod power abuse.

The right to delete is for everyone.

Schedit: Ahahahahaha. Tynic's an admin. The rules at the start of the post were clearly stated. It's the thread where you make one post. One. Uno. Singular.

Besides the fact you were explicitly warned not to delete posts willy-nilly ... I can do whatever the hell I want.

it's fun.

After reviewing the situation, I have come to the decision that since nixshadow and scrumptious flagrantly flouted the rules of the one-post thread, they won't be allowed to post in the thread at all. Not even once.

if you do post, your posts will be deleted and you may get an infraction, depending on how much any hovering moderator gives a shit.

[Weeaboo]

ahahahaha power abuse ahahahahaha


Schedit: Hey Weeaboo, d'you mind if I haunt your post? I'm all the hell way back on Page 1 and discussions about the fate of our two chucklefucks'd be best consolidated on one page. I'll delete all this after if you like, but hey! Now you know what an Ouija board feels like! I guess.

Damn ghosts.

I need the ghost busters.

[Siranae]

This sounds pretty fun I don't know what else to say here. I guess I'll wait till later to edit it.

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So once upon a time there was a monkey. His name was (to be continued) (probably be someone previous in this thread)

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So once upon a time there was a monkey. His name was Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Brendon. Brendon had a very cheery face. Whenever he went outside, everyone always smiled at Brendon. However, one day (to be continued)

Ah, I see there was another. But it looks like Cheatcode has us both beat. Going by edit dates, he posted before both of us.

His name was Huckstaby and he enjoyed stealing popsicles from children.

So, continuing the story. He especially liked to steal the cherry flavored popsicles, because

cherry was the flavor that could cure his illness, the debilitating illness called

I had you both beat by cheating, naturally. Huck (or Brendon) had horrible bad breath! This was because he always, always, always ate ___________________.

Continue!? Y/N

>Y

fried oyster skins for breakfast and dinner.

I've run out of ideas of things to put here...Well, here's a funny gif.

Aaaand the gif does not work. Now I need a new one.

Edit: New gif yay.

[konec0]

inb4 Schazer decides to edit everyone's post

[Iamthebigman]

I feel as though this whole thread is for the mods and admins to laugh at our silly butts.

Because for anyone who isn't an admin or a mod, this thread is fucking confusing.

Unless you were here at the start, and have been keeping track of all the ridiculous edits and deletes.

[Doc_Mercury]

WATCH THIS SPACE.

[Krakash]

[-Benedict]

I guess I should take advantage of posting publicity to post something mysterious and wonderful.

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[RevolutionaryLoser]

All I'm going to say is I am a more interesting person than you will ever have the pleasure of discovering.

Also, this is the cutest .gif that ever happened. I thought you should all know.

[Torterror1]

I WAS NEVER HERE

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[Sonira]

≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
bacon

[kyriaki]

given the infinitely mutable content of our single post, the only relevant standard of comparison in this thread will be its proximity to the original post, or OP.

thus i am posting now, at the earliest opportunity available to me, in order to ensure that whatever cachet i may receive for participation in this thread is maximized.

a short time from now, i will return and edit this post, solely for the purpose of intentionally devaluing the 'virginity' of this comment.

this has been done. my legacy secured, i may now edit this post on the slightest whim.

you know what, let's just make this thread genchat.

[Tesseract]

[Anonymoose]

BITCHES LOVE WWHALES

WWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALES

NEIGH

[He said, fully erect]

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Heh look at all those posts.

Guess I'm a

[Nopad]

So once upon a time there was a monkey. His name was (to be continued) (probably be someone previous in this thread)

Brendon. Brendon had a very cheery face. Whenever he went outside, everyone always smiled at Brendon. However, one day (to be continued)

@miraculous:
the key is

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that not one left over ≠ none left over so the answer I got was

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211

a great answer to what the wizard wanted is

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1

yeah we got an out

\o/
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[Mirdini]

MEANWHILE BACK ON PAGE TWO

I don't know what's going on here.

I do know that you're alright.

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[Nimademe]

Kamen Rider is a weekly sci-fi story created by Japanese mangaka Shotaro Ishinomori. It debuted as a tokusatsu television series on April 3, 1971 and ran until February 10, 1973, airing on the Mainichi Broadcasting System and NET TV (now TV Asahi). A manga adaptation was also featured in Shōnen Magazine around the same period. The series has spawned many sequels and evolved into a franchise. The cultural impact of the series in Japan resulted in Akimasa Nakamura naming two minor planets in honor of the series: 12408 Fujioka, after actor Hiroshi Fujioka, known for his portrayal of Takeshi Hongo/Kamen Rider #1, and 12796 Kamenrider, after the series itself.

Kamen Rider is an excellent show full of interesting characters, beautifully crafted plots, and well choreographed fights. If any of you were to click the link under this post and watch all the episodes of this show, I'd be fulfilled knowing that more people are watching it.

Midnight Crew Subs presents Kamen Rider Kuuga, do enjoy.

Make her a member of the midnight crew~

I started reading Homestuck because while I was trying to gather up the courage to kiss a boy he would NOT SHUT UP about troll romance and I was so close to just push him down from the thing he was standing on because he was so annoying.

I want him to be my best man/male bridesmaid of honour at my wedding next year.

I'M MAKING IT COUNT

I have to say, that is pretty fucking amazing Jed.

As well, trying to fill another quadrant is admirable. :hooo

[helloJed]

I started reading Homestuck because while I was trying to gather up the courage to kiss a boy he would NOT SHUT UP about troll romance and I was so close to just push him down from the thing he was standing on because he was so annoying.

I want him to be my best man/male bridesmaid of honour at my wedding next year.

I'M MAKING IT COUNT