Breakfast Time

[Anomaly]

You are an AVERAGE MIDDLE-CLASS ACCOUNTANT. You have just entered your kitchen to partake in what may be the most important meal OF YOUR ENTIRE DAY. But before you satisfy your hunger, you should probably focus on remembering what your name is.

What is your name, anyway?

[Pharmacy]

>Kane MacKenzie

[Grug]

>Franklin B. Manybucks

[Gloopy]

>William Howard Budge

[Plaid]

> Cornelius Battersby

[Ixcalibur]

>James Breakfast

[dexexe1234]

>: Carl Saggat.

[Droke]

>Luke Warm

[curiousCat]

>Carter DePartier.

[Anomaly]

Ah yes, of course! Your name is KANE HOWARD BATTERSBY, and you are, as previously mentioned, a BUSINESSMAN of the ACCOUNTING kind. Your name alone gives you two points to your BUSINESSGAUGE, a nice bonus. But before getting into that, you need some breakfast, and now!



You're currently standing in your large KITCHEN. There is a door leading to your BACK YARD and your SWIMMING POOL, but this is not the time for that. Directly in front of you is your PANTRY, where you store your precious supply of CEREAL. You love cereal. It is one of mankind's greatest developments.



Over on the other side of the kitchen is your REFRIGERATOR. After all, what's a good bowl of cereal without any MILK? Hardly a bowl of cereal at all, that's what!

Now, then, Kane, what will you do?

[Pharmacy]

>STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE FRIDGE

[Whimbrel]

FIRST OPEN ALL DRAWERS. ALL OF THEM.

[Plaid]

> Climb into the cupboards and wait for someone else to arrive in the kitchen. When they do, leap out and grab their ankles

[Yamtaggler]

>take off your shirt and cook some bacon.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Mix every kind of cereal you own into one bowl. Then remember you're out of milk.

[Anomaly]

>STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE FRIDGE

Yes, you suppose the fridge is a good place to start on your quest for breakfast. Ah, good, you still have some milk! Only one carton, though. Should probably refill your supply at some point.



You file the milk away in your BUSINESSVENTORY, in cell A1 of the Comestibles folder. It's a good thing your BUSINESSGAUGE is at such a high level. If it were to fall, you'd surely lose your organizational abilities! And that would be terrible.

> Climb into the cupboards and wait for someone else to arrive in the kitchen. When they do, leap out and grab their ankles

What? That's ridiculous. For one thing, you're not married (although you do have a GIRLFRIEND, she's not here right now). No one else lives here, so you'd just be crammed in a cabinet all day.



Besides, your CABINETS are mostly full of COFFEE MUGS. You love coffee, but not nearly as much as you love cereal. Speaking of cereal, there are also several bowls in here. You can't have cereal with a proper RECEPTACLE, after all!



You place the CEREAL BOWL in cell A1 of your RECEPTACLES folder.

>Mix every kind of cereal you own into one bowl. Then remember you're out of milk.

Mix cereal? Don't be ridiculous. And you clearly have milk, too. But still, better retrieve your CEREAL from the PANTRY.



Ah, there it is! The pantry's looking awfully bare. You should probably head to the GROCERY STORE at some point, probably on the WEEKEND. It's Thursday right now, so you probably have enough food to last until then.



You place the DANG! CEREAL into cell B1 of your COMESTIBLES folder. You've got the CEREAL, the MILK, and the BOWL now! Only one thing to do now.

[Whimbrel]

Breakdance baby~

[Pharmacy]

>SHOVE EVERYTHING INTO YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>It is time for progress for the synergy of milk and cereal. This will be a paradigm shift of the hunger state, and your energy dynamic will be increased.

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buzzworrrrrddddss

[engineclock]

But the cereal is in B1...

Loosen up your tie and check yourself out in the nearest mirror. Raise your Swagger level to DANGEROUSLY FLY.

[Whimbrel]

But the cereal is in B1...

Loosen up your tie and check yourself out in the nearest mirror. Raise your Swagger level to DANGEROUSLY FLY.

Unbutton a few of those buttons as well. SUAVE IT UP.

[Dragon Fogel]

Loosen up your tie and check yourself out in the nearest mirror. Raise your Swagger level to RADSWEET DOPEFLY.

[Anomaly]

>SHOVE EVERYTHING INTO YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

But the cereal is in B1...

Loosen up your tie and check yourself out in the nearest mirror. Raise your Swagger level to DANGEROUSLY FLY.

But the cereal is in B1...

Loosen up your tie and check yourself out in the nearest mirror. Raise your Swagger level to DANGEROUSLY FLY.

Unbutton a few of those buttons as well. SUAVE IT UP.

Loosen up your tie and check yourself out in the nearest mirror. Raise your Swagger level to RADSWEET DOPEFLY.

No. These are all terrible, terrible ideas. You'd probably lose several points on your BUSINESSGAUGE if you did even one of them! You shove these stupid thoughts aside.

>It is time for progress for the synergy of milk and cereal. This will be a paradigm shift of the hunger state, and your energy dynamic will be increased.

That's more like it! You gain a one point BUZZWORD BONUS to your BUSINESSGAUGE. Now it's time for some proper breakfast!







That might be a problem.

[Pharmacy]

>Good lord, Kane, you are going to STARVE! Screw SCHEDULE, TO THE GROCERY STORE.

[Dragon Fogel]

>WIN BIG!