I still think Frowning and Reading should distract the guards, while Hiding goes to find her blackmailing material.
FROWNING SAGE: I am going to go get my sister now. Wait ten minutes after I leave, then head for the Roselord's office and wait for me to show up.
READING SAGE: Aye. Good luck.
You stand up and quietly leave the feast hall. If anyone noticed you, they didn't go after you.
You head up to Hiding Spire's room. The hallways are empty; everybody is currently eating. Only the front gate and high security areas (like the Roselord's office) are still guarded.
Hiding Spire is still in bed, her eyes wide open and staring at the ceiling.
FROWNING SAGE: Get up. I need your help.
HIDING SPIRE: Is that a good idea?
FROWNING SAGE: No. Do you need help?
HIDING SPIRE: Please, dear sister.
You walk over and pull the blanket down. Hiding's wearing a long and shapeless white garment that goes down to her knees. You put one hand on the back of her neck, the other under her legs, and lift.
She goes up surprisingly easily. You inherited a solid build from your father, but you are hardly exceptionally strong. Hiding Spire must have shed a dozen pounds or more from her already-slender frame.
HIDING SPIRE: I said help me, not carry me.
FROWNING SAGE: Too slow. We're in a rush. I need you to break into the Roselord's office and get those documents you needed. I'll distract the guards, wait for my signal.
HIDING SPIRE: Kay. Tell me when we get there, and try not to smash me into any walls.
You descend the stairs and head for the throne room, but take a right at the door, before the guards can see you. From there, it's a short walk to the hallway leading to the office.
Reading Sage is waiting for you, playing absentmindedly with a coin. He nods when you arrive.
READING SAGE: My love, my love's younger sister.
HIDING SPIRE: Lord Sage. You'll be helping us break in?
READING SAGE: Anything for my love. How shall we do this, my love?
HIDING SPIRE: Oh, and don't try to, uh, "wing it". I tried that once, sort of. It ended poorly.
Lord and Lady Sage walk down the hall. A bit away from the door, far enough that we can still see them but that Hiding can get in, Lord Sage falls down. Lady Sage calls for help from the guards, blah blah blah, and asks them to help him down to the infirmary or whatever. If they don't want to leave their post, Frowning can volunteer to wait there until they come back, and then Hiding can get in and then out with out a fuss.
Any more suggestions? Refine the idea?
What pumpkin. You are fairly certain there has never been a pumpkin above this text, and never will be.
Your name is AURORA SHADOW.
You are known to enjoy ROLE PLAYING, and VIDEO GAMES. You also seem to enjoy BOOKS, WRITING, DRAWING, and ANIMALS. You are known to be an excellent SINGER, and INSTRUMENTALIST.
Your daily routine entails going to SCHOOL, CADETS, and the numerous CHURCH thing you do. You are very interested in LITERATURE OF ALL KINDS, but usually just the FICTIONAL kinds. You are usually entertained by your FRIENDS ANTICS, and enjoy hearing their NUMEROUS FICTIONAL TALES. You enjoy MSPaintAdventures, and enjoy FORUM ADVENTURES as well. Your LUSUS is a CAT CREATURE that you care deeply about and wouldn't hesitate to KILL any who HARM IT. You are known to be very ENERGETIC, and usually quite CALM. Your PERSONALITY changes with your MOOD, and your SILVER EYES entertain you with their COLOR CHANGES.
Your trolltag is evilPixley and :3 < You always speak with proper spelling and grammar, though sometimes you ramble on a bit and Capitalize words that don't need to be Capitalized.
You have a friend, maliciousPrincess who no longer experiments with <o|or. She speaks with a |ot of 8road and Unun<iated |anguage. She's a|so rather |oving. She's also rather )-(aughty.
Injury seems more a trump card to use if all else fails. Try a normal conversation to draw their attention away from the door and resort to painful distractions later.
Hiding: Steal several unrelated documents to cover your tracks.
Lord and Lady Sage walk down the hall. A bit away from the door, far enough that we can still see them but that Hiding can get in, Lord Sage falls down. Lady Sage calls for help from the guards, blah blah blah, and asks them to help him down to the infirmary or whatever. If they don't want to leave their post, Frowning can volunteer to wait there until they come back, and then Hiding can get in and then out with out a fuss.
Originally Posted by OnBackorder
Hiding: Steal several unrelated documents to cover your tracks.
Lord and Lady Sage walk down the hall. A bit away from the door, far enough that we can still see them but that Hiding can get in, Lord Sage falls down. Lady Sage calls for help from the guards, blah blah blah, and asks them to help him down to the infirmary or whatever. If they don't want to leave their post, Frowning can volunteer to wait there until they come back, and then Hiding can get in and then out with out a fuss.
Originally Posted by Jonaristotle
Yeah maybe converse with the guards frist, grab there attentino, and as you leave have reading Sage fall.
READING SAGE: You want me to trip? And hurt myself?
HIDING SPIRE: Sister, that's stupid. He's a lord, you're a lady; a soft, sensitive lady. If you trip, then this will go much smoother.
FROWNING SAGE: Watch your tongue, Hiding Spire. Soft as I am, I'm still bigger and stronger than you.
HIDING SPIRE: I've killed, like, a dozen people, and they were all bigger and scarier than you.
Hiding Spire stops and thinks for a moment, her thick brows furrowed.
HIDING SPIRE: Okay, most of them weren't as scary, but they were all bigger.
READING SAGE: Ladies, ladies, please! Let's just go.
You set Hiding Spire down, and she remains standing despite a tremble in her legs. After that, you and Reading Sage head past the guards.
FROWNING SAGE: Greetings, my lords.
GUARD ONE: My lady. I'm afraid I must ask you to leave.
READING SAGE: Why? What's back there?
GUARD TWO: Lord Rose's personal effects. Only he may enter this room.
FROWNING SAGE: I told you the washroom was in the other direction. Let's-
You purposely step on your dress and fall forward, shrieking. You land face-first, the cobblestone mushing your nose on impact.
READING SAGE: My love! Are you alright?
GUARD ONE: Is she alright?
You grope around for a loose stone and finally clasp one, then subtly hand it to Reading Sage. He gets the hint.
READING SAGE: This is what what made her trip!
He holds up the stone in triumphant fury.
READING SAGE: What sort of slacking cleaning staff do you have here?
GUARD TWO: My lord, please...almost no one uses this hallway. We are so, terribly sorry, Lady Sage.
FROWNING SAGE: Urghh...I think I need to be taken to the infirmary.
Reading Sage looks at the guards with a scathing fire in his eyes.
READING SAGE: Well? You heard her! Take her to the infirmary!
GUARD TWO: But, my lord-
READING SAGE: Oh, you want me to take her, is that it? Is this how the Roselord treats his guests?
GUARD ONE: No, no, no! My lord, please, I'll take her to the infirmary.
READING SAGE: And risk tripping on another cobblestone and harming my beloved even further? No, I want you both to take her. That's the only way I can be sure you won't screw things up even further!
GUARD ONE: Err, my lord, we must guard this-
READING SAGE: Oh, for the Airwalker's sake. I'll guard the door until you return. You two go, now, now, now!!!
The two guards panickedly pick you up and start carting you down the hall in the opposite direction from the way you came. You roll your head to look at Reading Sage, and the two of you exchange a wink.
You are now Hiding Spire.
As soon as the guards are out of view, you creep over to Reading Sage.
HIDING SPIRE: Wow. You two are good. Have you done it before?
READING SAGE: This would be the third time we had to dispose of guards in a manner similar to this, yes. Now hurry, before someone else comes along.
You walk into the office and look around. It's a cluttered but cozy place. There's a warm but dying fire crackling weakly in the corner. There are four cabinets, one labeled "Correspondences: First Five Families", another labeled "Correspondences: Northern Lords", a third labeled "Correspondences: Southern Lords", and the fourth labeled "Correspondences: Foreigners". They all sit behind a cluttered desk with numerous inkwells, quills, and scrolls both unmarked and recently opened.
You don't have unlimited time before someone comes looking. Where should you start looking?
If it were for Hiding's interests I would agree with that, but Lord Marble wants the documents. Satisfy the debt first.
Originally Posted by alexthewhite
LM: Then I have a task for you, Lady Spire. When you arrive in Palegarden, I would like you to break into the Roselord's personal effects and find something...shall we say, tantalizing. A letter of correspondence with a Northern lord, perhaps, or anything that I could use to, ah, convince Lord Rose of certain things.
> just take the northern lord correspondence and go :I
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
> just take the northern lord correspondence and go :I
Yeah, that's probably where you should start look-
Oh. Hmm.
The cabinet is nearly bursting with papers. It seems Lord Rose simply sticks papers into the cabinet when he doesn't need them. The ones at the very bottom look a decade old or older. Maybe you ought to start someplace a bit, uh, more organized.
Originally Posted by OnBackorder
I'd check the notes on the desk first.
You check the table, which has three open, unsealed scrolls on it. You swiftly look over each.
The first is addressed to someone named "The Red Lion", and it seems finished barring a signature and seal. The second is addressed to "Lord Star", and looks to be half-done. The third isn't even halfway complete, but is addressed to "King Sky" and appears somewhat urgent.
You don't have forever. Should you start with one of these, or grab a random letter from one of the cabinets?
Don't take something noticable. Take a letter from the cabinets.
What pumpkin. You are fairly certain there has never been a pumpkin above this text, and never will be.
Your name is AURORA SHADOW.
You are known to enjoy ROLE PLAYING, and VIDEO GAMES. You also seem to enjoy BOOKS, WRITING, DRAWING, and ANIMALS. You are known to be an excellent SINGER, and INSTRUMENTALIST.
Your daily routine entails going to SCHOOL, CADETS, and the numerous CHURCH thing you do. You are very interested in LITERATURE OF ALL KINDS, but usually just the FICTIONAL kinds. You are usually entertained by your FRIENDS ANTICS, and enjoy hearing their NUMEROUS FICTIONAL TALES. You enjoy MSPaintAdventures, and enjoy FORUM ADVENTURES as well. Your LUSUS is a CAT CREATURE that you care deeply about and wouldn't hesitate to KILL any who HARM IT. You are known to be very ENERGETIC, and usually quite CALM. Your PERSONALITY changes with your MOOD, and your SILVER EYES entertain you with their COLOR CHANGES.
Your trolltag is evilPixley and :3 < You always speak with proper spelling and grammar, though sometimes you ramble on a bit and Capitalize words that don't need to be Capitalized.
You have a friend, maliciousPrincess who no longer experiments with <o|or. She speaks with a |ot of 8road and Unun<iated |anguage. She's a|so rather |oving. She's also rather )-(aughty.
it's unfortunate that you're not a priest or you could take the entire cabinet.
don't take something noticeable, right.
but also don't take something unfinished.
how fast can you read?
actually, quickly look over the red lion letter and if it's super blackmail worthy, take it
if not, go through the cabinets and find a very powerful name and take that instead
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
actually, quickly look over the red lion letter and if it's super blackmail worthy, take it
if not, go through the cabinets and find a very powerful name and take that instead
You decide to only read the first, middle, and last paragraphs of the page-long letter.
"To The Red Lion,
I know you are fluent in Known, so I will not simplify my language for a foreigner's sake. I am sending you a written correspondence because I am aware of the sort of treatment you give diplomats. Your request for resources must be, unfortunately, denied. Whitesky has its own war brewing; we cannot spare anything, especially not for use against the King of Rage. If Reegus is to declare war on Avalia, Whitesky cannot involve itself without betraying one of its allies...
...I know you have sent similar letters to each of the First Five Families. They will respond in kind, I am sure. If you wish to achieve support for your war, ask the Honitians, or the Etonsians. Buy some mercenaries, if you can afford them. Whitesky has larger problems than the squabbles of its allies, and so do I...
...As for your question regarding the leader of the Ten Knives mercenary group, I cannot help you. Southern mercenaries hold little interest to me. My advice is to ask a southern lord who gives half a damn about Southflight. Lord Sand might be able to help you in that.
Glory to Whitesky, Reegus, The Roses, and The Lions,
Grinning Rose, lord of Palegarden"
You purse your lips. This doesn't seem very useful. Should you take it, or keep looking. And if so, where?
First obtain information from the Northern cabinet. That is, after all, what Lord Marble wanted. Then just take some random stuff out of the other cabinets (so as not to look suspicious, I believe another user said this before me). On the way out, briefly look at what is on the Rose Lord's desk. If anything seems useful, take it, then leave. I would also suggest to keep anything other than what was taken from the Northern cabinet and perhaps what was found on the desk, for the Spire family (if after reviewing it, it seems important). Repaying debts is good, but why stop there? Hiding is being given the chance to obtain sensitive information, so it would seem like a good opportunity to help out her own house.
What pumpkin. You are fairly certain there has never been a pumpkin above this text, and never will be.
Your name is AURORA SHADOW.
You are known to enjoy ROLE PLAYING, and VIDEO GAMES. You also seem to enjoy BOOKS, WRITING, DRAWING, and ANIMALS. You are known to be an excellent SINGER, and INSTRUMENTALIST.
Your daily routine entails going to SCHOOL, CADETS, and the numerous CHURCH thing you do. You are very interested in LITERATURE OF ALL KINDS, but usually just the FICTIONAL kinds. You are usually entertained by your FRIENDS ANTICS, and enjoy hearing their NUMEROUS FICTIONAL TALES. You enjoy MSPaintAdventures, and enjoy FORUM ADVENTURES as well. Your LUSUS is a CAT CREATURE that you care deeply about and wouldn't hesitate to KILL any who HARM IT. You are known to be very ENERGETIC, and usually quite CALM. Your PERSONALITY changes with your MOOD, and your SILVER EYES entertain you with their COLOR CHANGES.
Your trolltag is evilPixley and :3 < You always speak with proper spelling and grammar, though sometimes you ramble on a bit and Capitalize words that don't need to be Capitalized.
You have a friend, maliciousPrincess who no longer experiments with <o|or. She speaks with a |ot of 8road and Unun<iated |anguage. She's a|so rather |oving. She's also rather )-(aughty.
The Red Lion is your honey pot. Take it to show to the Roselord that he was robbed, then search for more useful information.
Have you ever heard about the security for the CIA's website? There's no firewall, the ftp password is 1234; they try and make it easy to hack, because they leave what are called "honey pots" - pieces of data that copy themselves onto your computer that easily identify you as CIA thief. It is evidence that they can use to put you in jail.
The reason we want to stick our hand in the honey pot is to make it appear as if there is an incompitent thief in the keep. If you dip into the honey pot it is more likely for other documents to be overlooked. An easy way to be sure of that is to simply leave the cabinets ruffled. It's amazing how human nature will work against itsself that way.
The Red Lion is your honey pot. Take it to show to the Roselord that he was robbed, then search for more useful information.
You shrug and grab the letter. Of course, the cabinets are so packed, you doubt Lord Rose will notice anything from there missing for a long, long time. The letters on the desk can be copied, if need be; it'll take a little while, but it's doable. Lord Rose won't have to know he was robbed at all.
Originally Posted by Miss_Meg
Cabinet.
You look at the cabin...s. There are four of them. Four.
You shrug and open one randomly, the Southern Lords cabinet.
There are three letter sticking out, meaning they were taken out and refiled at some point. One is addressed from someone named Lord Sea, another from Lord Table, and a third from...your father, Lord Spire. Which of these would you like to read, or would you like to check a different cabinet?
> you poop why did you open the southern lords cabinet marble is looking for correspondence from a northern lord who are you
also can anyone think of what marble wants to convince rose of because iiiiiiiiiiii can't
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
Read your fathers letter. It surely has important information!
What pumpkin. You are fairly certain there has never been a pumpkin above this text, and never will be.
Your name is AURORA SHADOW.
You are known to enjoy ROLE PLAYING, and VIDEO GAMES. You also seem to enjoy BOOKS, WRITING, DRAWING, and ANIMALS. You are known to be an excellent SINGER, and INSTRUMENTALIST.
Your daily routine entails going to SCHOOL, CADETS, and the numerous CHURCH thing you do. You are very interested in LITERATURE OF ALL KINDS, but usually just the FICTIONAL kinds. You are usually entertained by your FRIENDS ANTICS, and enjoy hearing their NUMEROUS FICTIONAL TALES. You enjoy MSPaintAdventures, and enjoy FORUM ADVENTURES as well. Your LUSUS is a CAT CREATURE that you care deeply about and wouldn't hesitate to KILL any who HARM IT. You are known to be very ENERGETIC, and usually quite CALM. Your PERSONALITY changes with your MOOD, and your SILVER EYES entertain you with their COLOR CHANGES.
Your trolltag is evilPixley and :3 < You always speak with proper spelling and grammar, though sometimes you ramble on a bit and Capitalize words that don't need to be Capitalized.
You have a friend, maliciousPrincess who no longer experiments with <o|or. She speaks with a |ot of 8road and Unun<iated |anguage. She's a|so rather |oving. She's also rather )-(aughty.