Kookin' With Kika - Episode 2: Now Hiring!

[Neofafnir]

>Order up a dessert pizza a la flambe!

[BigBurkhart]

The breath mint.

[MidnightSun308]

>Claim there was a hair in your food, eat for free.

[Yamtaggler]

I hope you got cash to burn, sweetheart, because that pizza looked expensive.

[Mazinja]

Remember what your specialization is, and your signature dish.

DESSERT! Your culinary abilities are many and varied, but you truly shine at the makin of sweet food for the masses! You don't have a REAL signature dish, because all your desserts are AWESOME.

>Order up a dessert pizza a la flambe!

YES! You DEMAND to see the DESSERT MENU!



T'K'SHI informs you that they don't have one.

Oh, you say. Why?

Because there is only one dessert available. It is widely popular in the galaxy since its introduction some time ago, but few people know that it came from this "DIRT" planet. He is speaking of course…



Of ICE CREAM.



You have just learned of the home of your personal GODS.

And their planet has a STUPID NAME.

… and it is a RESTRICTED WORLD.

… which means there won't be any of YOUR PEOPLE there.

… oh my.

[Neofafnir]

>Looks like it is time for a ROAD TRIP!!! Errr, I mean INTERGALACTIC VOID OF SPACE TRIP!!!

[ponytailArtist]

>Looks like it is time for a ROAD TRIP!!! Errr, I mean INTERGALACTIC VOID OF SPACE TRIP!!!

FUCK THAT WE'RE MAKING SPACE TRACKS ON THIS SPACE ROAD NOW

[Iyestorm]

This... this must be fate. This meeting was not by chance.

Of course, you're sure you can pay for your meal, right? Well, if you can't, this guy is probably good enough that he already knew you couldn't, so he must have a contingency...

...oh dear. You not being able to pay is probably the worst possible thing that could happen to you at this point in time...

Anyway, pay or set up a tab, but you know what you must do. You don't need me to tell you.

[Whimbrel]

Welp. Pay that bill and make preparations...FOR TRAVEL!

[Mazinja]

>Looks like it is time for a ROAD TRIP!!! Errr, I mean INTERGALACTIC VOID OF SPACE TRIP!!!

FUCK THAT WE'RE MAKING SPACE TRACKS ON THIS SPACE ROAD NOW

YES! This was DESTINY. You know what you must do now, you must… you must…!

>oh wait, but can you pay for it?

I hope you got cash to burn, sweetheart, because that pizza looked expensive.

Welp. Pay that bill and make preparations...FOR TRAVEL!

… Pay your bill. Wow, really, that much? That's pretty expensive. But still good, right? Oh sure, worth every credit. Than you very much for your patronage. no no, thank you, that was really good.

Its good that some things don't have to be a huge issue.



… Well, that wasn't too bad, but you hope you ha enough for what you must do next. You want to go straight out but your ship isn't meant for deep travel, and you need coordinates, and supplies, and information.

And since its a restricted planet… you are afraid you'll have to go into the station's BAD ZONE for what you need



You put on your OFFICIAL NOT-ON-SHADY-BUSINESS HAT and matching outfit.

Nobody will suspect a thing.

[Whimbrel]

AWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAH.

Go into the station's SEEDY UNDERBELLY and conduct some HIGHLY SUSPECT BUSINESS!

[Neofafnir]

>Go through the rough part of down, using all the available means to gain the resources that you need and the information that you desire. After a lot of hard and dangerous adventures learn that you have to meet up with a informant who will give you the coordinates to 'Dirt'. Informant be T'K'SHI M'K'KRA, he has been to the planet before so it is obvious he knows how to get there.

[ponytailArtist]

>Discover at least one other individual wearing the exact same attire as you; He/She may be the business partner you're looking for.

Also that is a bitchin' hairstyle and you should totally keep it.

[MidnightSun308]

> Nod ever-so-slightly at passersby to reassure them of your legal legitimacy.

"Oh, hey there, I saw we were passing one another. I acknowledge your existence. Would a bad person do that? I think NOT!"

[Bradley]

Forget about that ridiculous get-up. Wear your tourist costume.

Man Chef walks down a space-alley in that hat, people know she's not afraid of anything.

[BigBurkhart]

Chew on a toothpick. That will complete the disguise.

Also, find a shop the sells food not from this "Dirt" planet. You yearn for a taste of home.

[goggleman64]

> Kika: Pat the Glock in your side-holster for reassurance.

[Godbot]

> Kika: Pat the spatula in your side-holster for reassurance.

[Yamtaggler]

>If you're going to a restricted world, you might want to look into something that disguises your person. I mean, you're beautiful, darling, but the alien allure tends to frighten and anger the less developed races.

[Mazinja]

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Chew on a toothpick. That will complete the disguise.

Mmm… light snack AND completing a look at the same time. You can go through these like candy.

Forget about that ridiculous get-up. Wear your tourist costume.

Man Chef walks down a space-alley in that hat, people know she's not afraid of anything.

It's not a matter of being afraid or not, it's a matter of wearing the appropriate hat fr the appropriate situation. You are not here as a tourist, so you can't wear your tourist hat. You are here to do not-shady-business so you must wear the appropriate hat so that nobody will suspect!

Azmsa take their hats very seriously.



Besides, you'll be fine, it's not like some thug is gonna jump out of the shadoWHOA



The alien breaks out into a tirade of barely comprehensible slang while he waves the knife around. You think you understand the word "credits".



Why, you think this gentleman is trying to sell you that knife.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Examine knife's capabilities in regards to cutting meat.

If it is better than the one you already have, buy it.

[charcharmunro]

>Take knife, examine it, eat it, pay the friendly alien.

[Bradley]

Spit the toothpick into one of his over sized eyes. Like a boss.

Then take his wallet and any more he has have.

[MidnightSun308]

Examine knife's capabilities in regards to cutting meat.

If it is better than the one you already have, buy it.

Look at the knife over the top of your sunglasses. You mustn't remove them, even to consider such an important purchase.

[BigBurkhart]

Take knife. Cook alien thug.