Still better than the latest Batman movie.
It begins to dawn on you that you're way overdressed for this party.
All hail Dave, King of the Quadrants! Bow down before his mighty greatness, or face the wrath of his seizure-inducing alligator army!
Now this is just abSORD.
What did I do last night?
Dave could only help but wonder where that rad crocodile got those rad shades and neon dildo.
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
LOHAC: The land of reptilian hieroglyphs, strange creatures in amber, long-nosed merchandise...and the next OS of Mac, that even a reptile can say is shit
Seems I'm in need of a new sig...
Best if you keep your eyes on the POST, not this blank Slate of Space
See you later alligator.
You'd take your shades off to say it like CSI Miami, but that would mean taking your shades off and you can't do that.
TG: will you shut up about the skull
TG: WHY DID I MAKE THAT SWORD?!
Having happiness means nothing if, in the gaining of, you lost that which made your happiness worthwhile
Perfect. Dave's very first job as a divorce lawyer, and already he's dealing with death threats and a custody battle.
<--- That picture over there is called "Two Sheep Flying", by Wendy Detrick Worsham; to find more of her stuff, go here.
even ironically, this was the worst party he had ever been to
You forgot to bold my name, and you doubleposted.
You know only one person who can bake badly enough the toilet starts shitting birds.
JOHNNNNNNNN!
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
You're rendition of The Thinker isn't going so well, ever since you decided to replace the guy with some birds.
"Everyone in the bottle. We're hitting the road."
Credit to ~lockiesajt for the avatar
A gypsy once promised Dave he would obtain eternal youth if he managed to trap a dove's soul in an urn.
Dave does not have the best memory.
Well, when life gives you birds...
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Y'know, dehydration probably isn't the worst way to die.
Dave counters the ravens' deathly symbolism by literally making it rain, winning him the round and securing him a spot in the finals of the 2012 Olympic Literary Device Competition.