Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!

[xooxu]

On the bright side, the random shit in your yard was finally put to good use.

[kabbage]

Seriously? THIS is the TF2 workshop hat that got in the game?

[Dakloze Duif]

Seriously? THIS is the TF2 workshop hat that got in the game?

Loool. Funny cause it's true.

[Dakloze Duif]

Doublepost.

[Coasterman29]

Casey never liked her father's cooking skills.

[BenBen]

CASEY: That doesn't look sa...
JOHN: LET'S FLY!

[Ario]

bluh, I be late on the judging.
This post will have the scores edited in shortly.

EIDT:
AAAAANND here they are!

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Bronze Banana:

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uu: Agent Egbert! You've been spotted! Take the intel and get out of there! Casey will hold them off, just go!

Silver Spoon:

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K now that I've got a shitty jetpack tower to DISTACT them now I'll have to set up a Casey to tounge slap them for damage. Why does SBaHJ towa defunse have to be so complicated?

Golden Glory:

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That's it, you've had enough. You were just hit with a bunch of miscellaneous household crap, some giant alchemy stand just landed right next to you, and now a large salamander with a bunny, some evil clowns, and a robot version of your owner are all closing in on you.

You retreat to the relative safety of the sylladex.

score update:

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1st: AProcrastinatingWriter – 75
2nd: Paosheep - 49
3rd: DJ-P0N3 - 43
4th: Todd Ingram – 41
5th: deficAnuran - 40 [+5]
6th: MasterBlade - 32
7th: avidGamer - 31
8th: Niall - 28
9th: glub - 25
10th: BenBen - 23
11th: PriffyViole - 22
12th: DecidedlyDevious – 21
12th: causticlyOptimitious - 21
12th: El Ninja Monkey - 21 [+3]
13th: Miss_Meg - 19
15th: Korporal Kael -15
16th: Bemoan - 14
17th: Blaperile - 13
17th: Coasterman29 - 13
18th: SpearmePlease - 12
18th: Krakash - 12
19th: FrigidPyro - 11
19th: xelada - 11
20th: Murllyshevo – 10
20th: insanityIncarnate - 10
20th: G-Midget - 10
21st: Doodled - 9
21st: ragmaan - 9
21st: InvaderGIR - 9
21st: forkinyoureye - 9
21st: Kabbage – 9
22nd: audience_cat - 8
22nd: Reecer6 - 8
23rd: Lyngbakr - 7
23rd: Kocel232 - 7
24th: youdont12now – 6
24th: Flare-Dragon - 6
24th: Mister Visceral - 6
24th: Ario - 6
24th: xyxoz - 6 [+1]
25th: Ace - 5
25th: Bluesunnyday - 5
25th: wlzrober - 5
25th: Neopie - 5
25th: Kieros - 5
25th: ch00_baka - 5
25th: Magicks - 5
25th: Hierax Dagan - 5
25th: muffinz - 5
26th: RedCapAvenger - 3
26th: MysteryJack - 3
26th: Bohandas - 3
26th: NullEntropy - 3
26th: Snowyowl - 3
26th: Rikushadow - 3
27th: KawaiiMelon - 2
27th: Icosahedrons - 2
29th: plainWonder - 1
29th: SiriusBusiness - 1
29th: Chirality - 1
29th: Cyrus - 1
29th: Elzipper7 - 1
29th: stormnite101 - 1
29th: Deadly920 - 1
29th: CthulhuZuzu - 1
29th: Daniel990 - 1
29th: ectoBiologist – 1
29th: SleepingSeth - 1
29th: Rokenian - 1
29th: Chair_Man - 1

I also fixed an inconsistency: I was placed wrongly, and I think xyxox was supposed to be xyxoz.
deificAnuran is up.
What 14th place?

[deificAnuran]

I think this .gif has a sufficient amount of stuff going on to make for a good round.

[Mister Visceral]

So the police finally found your meth lab, but you're so stoned that you can do nothing but cringe at your hallucinations about the cop being a juggalo with a pointy hat and a codpiece.

[kabbage]

The Diablo IV beta looks a little...odd.

Well, at least there's a cow level.

[MasterBlade]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RANDOM SHIT IN YOUR GRASS!?!?!?

[Rikushadow5]

All of these bottles of herbs and spices scattered everywhere...There's a juggalo, your dad could show up at any minute, and you're all out of thyme.

And on top of that you've yet to move the fridge with your mind. Even if you got a second season of your cooking show, networks are fickle!!

[forkinyoureye]

You know you've had too much when you would do anything to wear a codpiece. And you're a girl.

[Xyxoz]

You insist the seizure cloud isn't dangerous, but the clown refuses to stop throwing his play-doh exorcism jars at you.

[El Ninja Monkey]

Dangit! Stupid potions made your arms disappear!

[BenBen]

Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains and oceans
Don't forget to buy several buttloads of tents and potions

[Flare-Dragon]

Warning: Excessive use of swearing

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JANE: Okay. Fuck this shit. I've already gone deep shit into a game that'll destroy the world, wandered round with dirty skulls that fuck-who-knows touched. I can't find my dad, everyone else is missing and Lil' Seb is a fucking robot bunny. I'm in front of a juggalo with a fucking Cod Piece, selling me fucking drugs in fucking potion bottles AND NOW I NEED TO FUCKING SHIT!!!
GAMZEE: WhOa, DuDeTtE! cHiLl YoUrSeLf, MoThErFuCkEr! YoU dOnE rAgInG?
JANE: Actually yeah. I feel so much better. But I still need to go to the loo

[Paosheep]

All that, and you still have a killer toothache. You are beginning to think you might need a new dentist.

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Is Gamzee the dentist, or a part of the treatment? Not even I know.

[causticlyOptimitious]

The focus group evaluating the proposed new flavors of Faygo hit a few... snags.

[Ario]

I knew playing DDO with an alien was a bad idea.

[Todd Ingram]

Well, now your headache is rainbow.
You thought having so many of those blue potions would make it a calmer, oceany color, but all it's down is make you all sweaty.
And you suddenly have an intense desire to read Pony Palls again.

[deificAnuran]

Third

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The Diablo IV beta looks a little...odd.

Well, at least there's a cow level.

Second

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You insist the seizure cloud isn't dangerous, but the clown refuses to stop throwing his play-doh exorcism jars at you.

First

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All that, and you still have a killer toothache. You are beginning to think you might need a new dentist.

Scores

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1st: AProcrastinatingWriter – 75
2nd: Paosheep - 54 (+5)
3rd: DJ-P0N3 - 43
4th: Todd Ingram – 41
5th: deficAnuran - 40
6th: MasterBlade - 32
7th: avidGamer - 31
8th: Niall - 28
9th: glub - 25
10th: BenBen - 23
11th: PriffyViole - 22
12th: DecidedlyDevious – 21
12th: causticlyOptimitious - 21
12th: El Ninja Monkey - 21
13th: Miss_Meg - 19
15th: Korporal Kael -15
16th: Bemoan - 14
17th: Blaperile - 13
17th: Coasterman29 - 13
18th: SpearmePlease - 12
18th: Krakash - 12
19th: FrigidPyro - 11
19th: xelada - 11
20th: Murllyshevo – 10
20th: insanityIncarnate - 10
20th: G-Midget - 10
20th: Kabbage – 10 (+1)
21st: Doodled - 9
21st: ragmaan - 9
21st: InvaderGIR - 9
21st: forkinyoureye - 9
21st: xyxoz - 9 (+3)
22nd: audience_cat - 8
22nd: Reecer6 - 8
23rd: Lyngbakr - 7
23rd: Kocel232 - 7
24th: youdont12now – 6
24th: Flare-Dragon - 6
24th: Mister Visceral - 6
24th: Ario - 6
25th: Ace - 5
25th: Bluesunnyday - 5
25th: wlzrober - 5
25th: Neopie - 5
25th: Kieros - 5
25th: ch00_baka - 5
25th: Magicks - 5
25th: Hierax Dagan - 5
25th: muffinz - 5
26th: RedCapAvenger - 3
26th: MysteryJack - 3
26th: Bohandas - 3
26th: NullEntropy - 3
26th: Snowyowl - 3
26th: Rikushadow - 3
27th: KawaiiMelon - 2
27th: Icosahedrons - 2
29th: plainWonder - 1
29th: SiriusBusiness - 1
29th: Chirality - 1
29th: Cyrus - 1
29th: Elzipper7 - 1
29th: stormnite101 - 1
29th: Deadly920 - 1
29th: CthulhuZuzu - 1
29th: Daniel990 - 1
29th: ectoBiologist – 1
29th: SleepingSeth - 1
29th: Rokenian - 1
29th: Chair_Man - 1

Let's get this road underneath a show, as they say.

[Paosheep]

Oh hey! Awesome!



Let's see what you've got! >:]

[avidGamer]

By the tenth Poltergeist movie, they were getting kind of desperate.

[Todd Ingram]

You were just about to finish painting that old unsightly red hat a refreshing white when the wind blew it away!
Crap! Your brush is stick to the end of it as well!
It appears that as far as luck goes, you are simply the worst there is.