Three days after the pillow attack, a baby pincushion would hatch from its egg and burst from John's chest.
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06-17-2011, 12:30 PM #126Nowhere Man
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Re: Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!
Below: A nasally-voiced twenty-year old who has just woken up addresses the MSPA Forums with way too many pauses. (Unless tindeck is down right now)
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06-17-2011, 01:01 PM #127
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Get this pillow off of my face! It burns!
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06-17-2011, 06:07 PM #128is on holiday~!
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PUT. THE PILLOW. BACK IN. THE BOX!!!!!
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06-17-2011, 06:08 PM #129
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Re: Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!
Dammit this was the first thing I thought of too
Originally Posted by InvaderGIR
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No matter how hard you rub, you'll never wipe BLOODY ROSE MAKEOUTS out of your mind.Last edited by DecidedlyDevious; 06-17-2011 at 06:13 PM.
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06-18-2011, 03:21 AM #130CancerTurtle7
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Re: Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!
Apparently John's pillow is a giant marshmallow.
Check the stuff in the spoiler
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06-18-2011, 06:39 AM #131Weakness - Bad Puns
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Re: Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!
John's attempt to become a cannibal fails miserably.
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06-18-2011, 07:38 AM #132I smell whatcha steppin' in.
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Joy of joys! Your new 'Nic Cage Wifebeater White' Pillow is here, along with a certificate of authenticity!
You rub your face in it's manly depths enthusiastically.Finals. Expect activity/updates/whatnot to be sparse until well into the summer.
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06-18-2011, 03:31 PM #133Has a Bleeding Third Eye
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Re: Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition!
"SSGSADS THIS PILLOW IS TRYING TO EAT MY FACE AAAAAA"
Your chumHandle is fractalArmageddons and y0u pr3f3r t0 0mit c3rt41n v0w3ls.
Your chumHandle also is vividInferno and you like to sprak io a notma; tpnr.
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06-19-2011, 04:06 AM #134Ninja Of Elusiveness
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John: Discover Human sopor slime pie equivilent
The best part about being awesome?
Being awesome.
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06-19-2011, 10:00 AM #135Gitaroo Gal
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You would regret this some time later during your sugar crash.
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06-19-2011, 10:02 AM #136Dood of Led
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06-19-2011, 12:29 PM #137Thief of Hearts
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Doing this is worth it to watch Con-Air in PILLOWVISION.
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06-20-2011, 02:08 PM #138Barely Knows His Own Spaghetti
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And I am not a very good judge. :/
1st:
2nd: Originally Posted by DecidedlyDevious
3rd: Originally Posted by Bluesunnyday
1st: Krakash - 12 Originally Posted by Doodled
2nd: AProcrastinatingWriter - 11
3rd: Todd Ingram - 8
3rd: audience_cat - 8
3rd: InvaderGIR - 8
4th: Doodled - 6
4th: DecidedlyDevious - 6
5th: Bluesunnyday - 5
5th: wlzrobert - 5
5th: Neopie - 5
5th: PriffyViole - 3
6th: Eismo - 2
7th: Chirality - 1
7th: YouDont12know - 1
Okay. DecidedlyDevious, are you next?
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06-22-2011, 02:01 PM #139
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Sorry! I didn't realize I'd won. I figured I never would image in a minute.
Last edited by DecidedlyDevious; 06-22-2011 at 02:04 PM.
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06-22-2011, 02:39 PM #140I smell whatcha steppin' in.
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You suspiciously eye the jealous flowers.
This fertilizer is ALL YOURS and they can have NONE of it.Finals. Expect activity/updates/whatnot to be sparse until well into the summer.
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06-22-2011, 04:00 PM #141Nowhere Man
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It's so annoying. Every time you look away, the flower stand tries to inch towards the exit. But you both know there's no escape.
Below: A nasally-voiced twenty-year old who has just woken up addresses the MSPA Forums with way too many pauses. (Unless tindeck is down right now)
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06-22-2011, 04:24 PM #142Word Violator
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The flowers make their move as Jade's face makes a break for it!
This is gonna be so inten-
Oh.
Wait they're calming down an-
OH!
There they go agai-
No wait.
There we g-
Okay.
I'm going to narrate this intense action as soon as they make up their fucking minds.
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06-22-2011, 04:54 PM #143Barely Knows His Own Spaghetti
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Yeah, that's right, you better run. You are NOT getting this fertiliser.
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06-22-2011, 06:45 PM #144is on holiday~!
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You can't believe Eridan's dressing up as foliage in order to stalk you. Let's see how he likes being "fertilized".
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06-22-2011, 07:48 PM #145I can see through time...
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Yesssss.... Come closer... I have a surprise for you...
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06-22-2011, 09:19 PM #146WOOKIE
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Fertilizer: Giving young girls paranoia and telekinesis since 100000 BC.
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06-23-2011, 01:43 AM #147Where is my mind?
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Jade: I know what you did.
The plants shrink back in shame.
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06-23-2011, 03:02 AM #148CancerTurtle7
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These are special flowers. They are 'Inverse-Boo Flowers'. They do the opposite of Boos in Mario. The come closer when when you look at them and move further away when you don't.
Check the stuff in the spoiler
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06-23-2011, 08:02 AM #149Gitaroo Gal
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Stupid flowers. These chips are yours and you are not sharing them.
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06-23-2011, 06:30 PM #150Weakness - Bad Puns
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Having discovered the deliciousness that is fertilizer, Jade resolves to never let her guard down around her plants again.
