Waterworked II

[Knaelidos]

Well, what modifs I would recommend is just clean and fresh, white t-shirt, clean jeans and a blue jacket.

[Pick Yer Poison]

Go nude! It's a dream! You can do whatever you want YOU'RE FREE ABSOLUTELY FREE

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deathsbuddy]

> Make sure it's something you can run around in. Just in case, you know. You need to run. For any reason at all.

[Bropocalypse]

What's with the walls? Was there a flood recently??

[Godbot]

> Wear your nicest diving suit.

[LuFa]

> That trombone would make an excellent hat, you know.

While you normally wouldn't have any problem with the idea, the trombone is just too awkward to keep balanced on your head.

> Hey, is that a post-it-note on the door?

> Maybe you should give it a read, okay?

You go check out the note on the door.




It's just a post-it telling one of your other roommates to go clean up the dishes.

DD arrived as part of some kind of student exchange program. There's not much else you can remember about her, except she was generally rather grumpy. You never really saw much of her, as she was either out somewhere or locked in her room.

Change into a sundress---it is a date, right~~?

That'd be interesting. You're fairly certain you've had a few dresses lying around, but you can't remember the last time you actually wore one. Might be nice.




However that'll have to wait, as apparently RR is already done cleaning the bathroom. Damn, she works fast.




All right then. You suppose you can think of what to wear while you're in the shower.

[starburst98]

yay, enjoy a shower and get your dress.

[Jacquerel]

try something avant-garde like a dress made entirely out of meat products

[Whimbrel]

Woo! Shower and then get out your nice BLUE dress~

[hero122]

Woo! Shower and then get out your nice BLUE dress~

Gonna go with whim on this one.

[RBO]

Was DD from Japan by any chance?

[Knaelidos]

Gonna go with whim on this one.

I'm alright with this as well. Also, remember deodorant, brush teeth, brush hair, stuff like that.

[Xander]

Did she have black hair and wear black clothes?

[crash826]

> DD? The dapper dame?
> Devilish Dane?
> Device-hacking darling?

> Get your sundress and leap confidently into your date!

> Go back in and get a scarf and a heavy coat. Connie + Sundress may = ?!, but Winter + (Connie + Sundress) = XXXXXXX

[Wessolf27]

Woo! Shower and then get out your nice BLUE dress~

Thirding.

[Varkarrus]

70S STYLE GO

[Godbot]

Woo! Shower and then get out your nice BLUE dress~

Sounds about right.

> DD? The dapper dame?
> Devilish Dane?
> Device-hacking darling?

Gonna hazard a guess and say it's Disgruntled Denizen, from Steelworks.

[unbridledExüberance]

Darned Douchebag?

[BigBurkhart]

I'm almost afraid to ask what the Claymore was used for.

[Triangle Man]

I'm almost afraid to ask what the Claymore was used for.

Toilet Cleaning is Serious Business, my good man!

Serious.

Motherfucking.

Business.

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

I'm almost afraid to ask what the Claymore was used for.

I assume it is some other spray-product that shares a name with a type of weapon, but I can't think of what it might be.

[epoxy]

I assume it is some other spray-product that shares a name with a type of weapon, but I can't think of what it might be.

The sword is an heirloom that's been in RR's family since the Italian renaissance, and it's even older than that: at least as old as the Roman Empire, several historians claim. Still other, more mystical, sources assert the blade is infused with the elemental powers of Air.

The sword is called the Windex.

[Eagle0600]

I assume it is some other spray-product that shares a name with a type of weapon, but I can't think of what it might be.

The only thing I can think of called a Claymore that isn't a sword isn't a spray product, it's an explosive. Now I really want to know what it was used for.

[Varkarrus]

The weirdest thing is that it's a proximity explosive... Something was moving...

[Snowyowl]

A unidirectional proximity explosive. Stick it over the toilet, aimed down, and trigger it remotely.

The toilet was really, really clogged up.