Pop those bulbs!
Pop those bulbs!
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
> Adopt small purple lumps
>Invent the world's worst mixed drink.
>Gather the little bulbs in your test tubes
>Later plant them in a garden in hope to grow your very own goo tree
> Hey, Phobia, YOU JUST WON A FREE SISTER
AWW YEAH DANCE TIME BECAUSE SISTER
Slick, you just accidentally gave an alien a handjob. This has got to be the awkwardest moment ever, part of the weirdest day ever.
The head looks different inside than it did when CC opened it. Those tendril stubs are new, I think.
You close the head back up to find that its eyes have gone dark and lifeless.
Connie chimes in and says that something similar happened when she cut the tail off of the giant worm she fought earlier. It was also purple.
You've already guessed that the purple bits and pieces stuck in the goo appear to act as rudimentary organs, but it looks like you've finally found something that resembles a brain.
The empty drain cleaner bottles aren't exactly the most sanitary things to use, but you've still got a few vials that ought to do just fine.
Now you're just hoping you can get them into the vial without touching them with your fingers. You don't want to absorb them by accident.
Scratch that, it doesn't look like this little bit of goo is interested in your vial at all.
You're getting frustrated that everyone's still wasting time on this thing. All it wants to do is eat you, and if destroying the purple bits is the way to kill it once and for all, then you're not going to hesitate for any longer. It had its chance.
YOU JUST WANT TO GET YOUR WATER AND GO HOME DAMMIT
Last edited by LuFa; 03-18-2012 at 03:27 AM.
v Click the spoiler! v
Home get! Check for water.
You sure you're not hallucinating or nothin'? Y'know, lack of oxygen, or goojuice seeping in through that crack, or sommat? Check your house for oddities and the like, starting with this room.
Also, check your inventory. Or if you still even have your inventory. Or something
This is your house, right
I probably oughtn't assume that sort of thing
Last edited by Not The Author; 03-18-2012 at 03:39 AM.
>Realise you've just been sleep walking
>The whole thing is just a dream
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WATERWORKS
Okay, I think we can assume that the creature is not a wish-granting genie, and that you are hallucinating.
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Oh great. Did we get Reality Check? I don't think we got Reality Check.
>Pinch yourself. Hard.
I would be delighted if I could just scrap this account and make a new one that doesn't have a stupid name. Sadly, there's a rule specifically stating I cannot. I could be happier about that.
Snag your MP3 player and check the date. Is this before or after you left for the waterworks?
...and since when did you have a roommate?
Jack trumps yours.
He calls knaves "jacks".He can call them what he pleases, he's winning.
Commence lucid dreaming.